Never mind her boobs, what on earth has she done to her face! Those implanted cheeks give her the look of a chipmunk! One side is worse than the other.
The picture in the blue dress (at the end of the article) shows quite clearly the difference, I just wish people who have it done wouldn't deny it, when it is so obvious -
Could the weight of them have thrown her off axis and contribute to her falling down the stairs?
Very likely.......her C of G.......(that's Centre of Gravity to you non aeronautical types) would have been off kilter with her augmented charms.
Weight and balance issues too, her bloody boyfriend should have known all this!
My first wife had her boobs done despite my protestations and sure enough lost her footing at Bluewater on the down escalator and went into an irrecoverable flat spin and ended up crashed into the front window of Modelzone in a pool of boob gel.
Ended up with a bill for several Airfix Spitfire, Lancaster and Harrier models she destroyed along with an Amy Pond doll ruined.
Divorce papers filed immediately!
Never mind her boobs, what on earth has she done to her face! Those implanted cheeks give her the look of a chipmunk! One side is worse than the other.
You got that right!!! Its also about time she wore dresses that actually fit properly, mutton/lamb spring to mind !!!:rolleyes:
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same, wonder if she got discount on a full face job?
And to be fair, the results, compared to many who have gone in 'for work', are pretty decent.
But it seems that, slighty ironically, her surgery has made her both smug and desperate.
Both not very attractive traits.
But, hold my hands up, I wouldn't turn her away for farting.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1283496/Carol-Vorderman-Im-nearly-50--hell-people-think-I-look.html
Very likely.......her C of G.......(that's Centre of Gravity to you non aeronautical types) would have been off kilter with her augmented charms.
Weight and balance issues too, her bloody boyfriend should have known all this!
My first wife had her boobs done despite my protestations and sure enough lost her footing at Bluewater on the down escalator and went into an irrecoverable flat spin and ended up crashed into the front window of Modelzone in a pool of boob gel.
Ended up with a bill for several Airfix Spitfire, Lancaster and Harrier models she destroyed along with an Amy Pond doll ruined.
Divorce papers filed immediately!
You'd put that picture on your fridge to scare the kids away from raiding the chocolate.
You got that right!!! Its also about time she wore dresses that actually fit properly, mutton/lamb spring to mind !!!:rolleyes: