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The Young Ones-30 years on

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    Chris1964Chris1964 Posts: 19,810
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    Darling fascist bully boy.

    Give me some more money you bas@@rd

    May the seed of your loin be fruitful in the belly of your woman

    Neil
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,163
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    We NEVER clean the toilet Neil.

    No way Harpic ..... no way Dot ........ all that Bloo Loo scene is for squares.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 44
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    Oh, have we got a video?

    YES! WE'VE GOT A VIDEO!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,163
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    Oh no, not this band again .... they're always on.

    Craaaap .... what about some Hawkwind or Marillion?!!
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    annielouannielou Posts: 10,247
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    "Nozin' around"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 44
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    Viva el Presidente!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 350
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    Q.What is the record number of marshmallows stuffed up one nostril?
    A.604 Toxteth O'Grady USA

    I told you that Mike you bloody cheat!!!

    Q.Who produced the World's stickiest bogey?
    A.Toxteth O'Grady

    You bum bag!!!

    Q.The world's stupidest bottom burp
    A.Rick Britain
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,219
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    What if they actually all survived the terrible bus crash?

    Where would they be now, 30 years on?

    Did Vyvyan finish his medical degree and become a consultant gynaecologist?

    Did (p)Rick become a social worker or professional political activist. Is he still writing poetry for the people?

    Is Neil still a depressed veggie, does he work for Greenpeace or does he just live in an old bus and have a dog on a string?

    Mike, Did he get a girl, get married or is he running a sex shop somewhere. Could we see him on Dragons Den?

    Mr Balowski, does he now have a large portfolio of student accommodation and 'New Build apartments'.
    Did his son give up the international arms dealing on his dad's advice and get into flipping property?

    or did it all end in flames at the bottom of a C L I F F !
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    essexpeteessexpete Posts: 9,210
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    MEW TOWN wrote: »
    What if they actually all survived the terrible bus crash?

    Where would they be now, 30 years on?

    Did Vyvyan finish his medical degree and become a consultant gynaecologist?

    Did (p)Rick become a social worker or professional political activist. Is he still writing poetry for the people?

    Is Neil still a depressed veggie, does he work for Greenpeace or does he just live in an old bus and have a dog on a string?

    Mike, Did he get a girl, get married or is he running a sex shop somewhere. Could we see him on Dragons Den?

    Mr Balowski, does he now have a large portfolio of student accommodation and 'New Build apartments'.
    Did his son give up the international arms dealing on his dad's advice and get into flipping property?

    or did it all end in flames at the bottom of a C L I F F !
    actually they did survive the crash and went on to record a song with Cliff:D. I've always thought of Vyv as a brain surgeon in the making,Rick would be a social worker,,and Neil working for the Samaritans
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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    Eraserhead wrote: »
    I AM NOT A VIRGIN!!!!

    That made me laugh :)

    If Gold are doing a '30 years of the Comic Strip", i can't see why they can't do something with The Young Ones.

    I'd love them to do a big re-release of the box sets with extras, dvd commentary, interviews and stuff like that.
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    bryemycazbryemycaz Posts: 11,738
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    No what happened is that Vyv decided he had had enough of a Girls name so changed it to Eddie, Whilst Rik became a total perv and was desperate to get it off with anything.


    Mike became rather dishevelled and took a name of Hedgehog, whilst Neil tired of being a hippy became a unscrupleous manager, Though he made a lot of mazula daughter.
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    mikebukmikebuk Posts: 18,769
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    RIK : Vyvyan, willyou stop being so sexist ?, they're called breasts and everybody has them.

    VYVYAN : Well l don't.
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    bryemycazbryemycaz Posts: 11,738
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    mikebuk wrote: »
    RIK : Vyvyan, willyou stop being so sexist ?, they're called breasts and everybody has them.

    VYVYAN : Well l don't.

    No and nor did Adolf Hitler
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,163
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    All property is theft Vyvyan.

    All right then, where's your girly purse?!
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    Paul_DNAPPaul_DNAP Posts: 26,041
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    Have we got a video?
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    BatchBatch Posts: 3,344
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    Rick: Do any of you know Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard.
    Suggs: You hum it, and I'll smash your face in
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    pinkwaferpinkwafer Posts: 933
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    No-one tells me when to go to bed

    Go to bed Spotty.
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    TarotTarot Posts: 11,983
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    If you've got anything to say about Felicity Kendal, you can blummen well say it to me first matey.
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    pinkwaferpinkwafer Posts: 933
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    Felicity Felicity, you fill me with electricity.
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    CadivaCadiva Posts: 18,412
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    Vyvyan: Neil, is it really necessary to nail the plates to the table? What happens when we want to play Monopoly? Go directly to plate? Do not pass plate nailed to the table by a stupid hippie?

    [interlude between scenes]
    Alexei Sayle: 'Scuse me, is this the cheese shop?
    Bartender: No sir.
    Alexei Sayle: Well that's that sketch knackered then, isn't it?
    [cuts back to main program]

    So many happy memories of this show, although it's dated, I still find it as funny now as I did when it first aired and I was a teenager in the 1980s.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,163
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    Would you swear to that Vyvyan?

    Yes Michael, Big jobs!
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    jenziejenzie Posts: 20,821
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    rik: OH LOOK ..... you've bought me a PRESENT!!!!!

    and arguably the BEST joke in the whole thing .....

    man who looks like alexis sayle: *walks in a funny walk* 'SCUSE ME, is this a cheese shop???
    man who isn't serving in a cheese shop: NO SIR!
    man who looks like alexis sayle: well that's that sketch KNACKERED isn't it!!!!!

    :D:D:D
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    jenziejenzie Posts: 20,821
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    Cadiva, You Bumbag :D
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    Somerset BoySomerset Boy Posts: 596
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    Do you dig graves?

    Yeah they're alright.
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    VerenceVerence Posts: 104,590
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    Neil, the bathroom's free!! Unlike the country under the Thatcherite junta!!
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