The distance between his nose and his upper lip seems to be getting smaller and smaller. Perhaps the weight of all the gunk he puts on his hair is compressing his face?
It doesn't help that he can't be arsed to shave sometimes too (designer stubble my ass, he's just lazy), so it makes the gap between nose and top lip look all the more pronounced and Worrall-Thompson like.
Oh and another thing.
Wasn't 'Head of Security' Drew 'Personal Trainer' Drew last year?
Head of security? Head of security :D:D He's not feckin Jay-Z!!!:D I watched that clip of him leaving his 60MM shot...and I honestly can't tell if this final series is a parody or not.
Head of security? Head of security :D:D He's not feckin Jay-Z!!!:D I watched that clip of him leaving his 60MM shot...and I honestly can't tell if this final series is a parody or not.
He might not actually be JAY-Z but I reckon both JAY and Bey are his great mates who he'd love to work with one day
Head of security? Head of security :D:D He's not feckin Jay-Z!!!:D I watched that clip of him leaving his 60MM shot...and I honestly can't tell if this final series is a parody or not.
Head of security? Head of security :D:D He's not feckin Jay-Z!!!:D I watched that clip of him leaving his 60MM shot...and I honestly can't tell if this final series is a parody or not.
I'm sure I read on a PA thread somewhere that a friend of a poster was convinced that PA is a sort of parody character like Keith Lemon. Presumably because they can't envisage someone that utterly ridiculous actually existing.
Edit: To be fair to PA, he's not the only zeleb that might make you wonder...
I'm sure I read on a PA thread somewhere that a friend of a poster was convinced that PA is a sort of parody character like Keith Lemon. Presumably because they can't envisage someone that utterly ridiculous actually existing.
Edit: To be fair to PA, he's not the only zeleb that might make you wonder...
You could be onto something Kat... Maybe he is playing the part he believes the public want to see
With that attitude to work, he might not be asked to do another season. It stinks. Do you think he thinks people find it endearing, like he's seen the "aww bless him" type comments that his fans post on that diabolical "channel"?
Its not endearing though is it? Its bloody rude, and unacceptable by anyone else's standards. It appears to me as though Pete thinks he's ITV's golden boy and he can get away with being an arse because of that.
His complete inability to be on time for anything absolutely infuriates me.
It is SO disrespectful.
He really didn't like being chastised for it either, did he? :rolleyes:
His complete inability to be on time for anything absolutely infuriates me.
It is SO disrespectful.
He really didn't like being chastised for it either, did he? :rolleyes:
I cringed with embarrassment when he turned up (late) to meet with the estate agent in a silly Ferrari whilst wearing red tinted sunglasses. What a twonk.
I cringed with embarrassment when he turned up (late) to meet with the estate agent in a silly Ferrari whilst wearing red tinted sunglasses. What a twonk.
I've had a really sh*t day at work and I'm ill but that has given me the laugh I needed
Mwah ha ha.
Just imagine that coming through the jungle at you.:D
(You do realise this is only the opening salvo of my revenge for the rubberised pensioner / mankini incident?);)
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Catchy, isn't it
Must say though that I think PA would play it straight and believe it all.............and that would make it even funnier.:D:D:D
It doesn't help that he can't be arsed to shave sometimes too (designer stubble my ass, he's just lazy), so it makes the gap between nose and top lip look all the more pronounced and Worrall-Thompson like.
Head of security?
He might not actually be JAY-Z but I reckon both JAY and Bey are his great mates who he'd love to work with one day
He would sing it in a Michael Jackson style ... With the odd heee heee thrown in
He only has him as his security doesn't he??
I'm sure I read on a PA thread somewhere that a friend of a poster was convinced that PA is a sort of parody character like Keith Lemon. Presumably because they can't envisage someone that utterly ridiculous actually existing.
Edit: To be fair to PA, he's not the only zeleb that might make you wonder...
You could be onto something Kat... Maybe he is playing the part he believes the public want to see
His complete inability to be on time for anything absolutely infuriates me.
It is SO disrespectful.
He really didn't like being chastised for it either, did he? :rolleyes:
I cringed with embarrassment when he turned up (late) to meet with the estate agent in a silly Ferrari whilst wearing red tinted sunglasses. What a twonk.
That silly Ferrari was a silly Lamborghini ...
http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/blogs/now-says/548063/peter-andre-s-tarzan-look-rocks
OMG
I've had a really sh*t day at work and I'm ill but that has given me the laugh I needed
Is it his 60 minute make over?:D
Mwah ha ha.
Just imagine that coming through the jungle at you.:D
(You do realise this is only the opening salvo of my revenge for the rubberised pensioner / mankini incident?);)
Cheesus:D
* vom *
I think he has found his "look":eek: its amazing the difference when a picture of him is not airbrushed to death.
Eh, that'll definitely reignite BEL's infatuation....
ETA: And generated cazzz's by the sounds of things! :eek::D
:eek:
Are you saying you DON'T think PA's been touched up in that pic?
The phrase "airbrushed to buggery" springs to mind.
I think BEL prefers the diving suit / gimp mask combo tbh.
Not doing much to help get rid of the "Mysterious Girl Singer" tag, either.
I bet you all are well jell they are in my neighbourhood, Petes in the Hood, mysterious girl, just a little bit more:D
Or, a new business venture perhaps?
Hair - by Peter Andre: For the longest extension (of a series) ever.
Or.... a startling comeback: Peter Andre... Mysterious Curl
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