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The Whoonie Inn (Part 17 - Spoiler Free Zone)
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Am I first? :eek:
WHOO HOO!!! I'm not landlord anymore!!!!
Congrats to Sophie and CHJ!!!
Could we trouble you to post the current menu and other standard Innformation, old chap?
(plural not royal we)
I'll post what I have of the updated bar menu
SOPHIE:eek::eek::eek::eek:
BRUCE I WANT YOU TO BE LANDLORD AGAIN,SHE WILL HAVE DEAD SONTARANS AND KIDDIES REGENERATING ALL OVER THE SHOP:eek:
DS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE:eek::eek:
*starts praying
EDIT: Will hardly be on after tonight if G carries on insulting me!
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Welcome one and all to the Whoonie Inn where the booze is cheap and free flowing and the company is always interesting and varied.
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We have a wide selection of drinks available, please feel free to browse our ever expanding menu, and breakfast is always available with a huge array of hot and cold options, most noteably CoalHillJanitor’s incredible thumgs (like Danish pastries, only better). Droids are available for a variety of other services, please enquire at the bar for further details. Sandwiches and bar snacks are available throughout the day,
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On hand to serve you your hearts’ desires we have two resident BarOod, Reg and Nat, as well as our human barstaff CHJ (sporting a dazzling assortment of headgear), Lach or Hammy, who are ready and willing to prepare you a refreshing beverage. For the quiet hours we have Autoserve, but a word of caution, please speak clearly as confusion has occurred which has led to nasty incidents in the past involving investigation by the local Judoon patrol. Daveyboy, our resident cellarman is often on hand to provide any drink not available at the bar
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From this part onwards, there will be two new members of the android staff, The Masterdroid and Ranidroid, (who should liven things up a bit )
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Nothing is off topic in the Inn, but we like to create a safe haven for those wanting to remain oblivious to going on in the Whoniverse, hence the sign behind the bar “NO SPOILERS ALLOWED”, but we always try to live by this advice
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KEEP CALM
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AND TRUST
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THE MOFF
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Our Landlord changes with each new part, the selection process is completely arbitrary, the last poster on the previous part and the first poster on the new part share the duties as Landlord/Landlady
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There are rooms available for overnight guests, accessed by the stairs to the right of the bar, or transmit if you fall asleep in your drink.
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We also have other rooms open to customers, a tv room which shows a continuous stream of classic and new Who episodes, however if you would prefer to watch a specific episode please select the appropriate code on the control panel. There is a games room available, with a limitless range of options, please feel free to peruse the touch screen by the door. We also have a(wipeable) drool wall where customers are free to post pictures of their favourite companions, and a naughty step, the reason for which will become clear at time goes on.
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Theme days are often organised at the current Landlord’s discretion and fancy dress is encouraged.
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We hope you enjoy your time in the Inn
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Bar Menu
Al's Invigorator
Alzarian Brandy (aka brown milk)
Alzarian lager
Arcturan Mega whiskey,
Banana Dark Knight Daiquiri
Bannacavalata Balaclava Ginsling
Blue Beer (That unique shade of blue)
Captain Jack Daniels,
Chameleon Circuit (Comes disguised as budweiser)
Chang's Chinese Cocktail
Cherry Hyper Vodka (other Hyper Vodkas are available upon request)
Dalek Dipper
Dalek Dipper (Exterminate your tastebuds(TM))
Dazros specials,
De-confuser
Deleware Brew (The American Way)
Diplosian ale (a slightly fruity brew)
Doppleganger Headbanger
Double Entendre – favourite drink of the Innuendo Squad
Draconian Whiskey
Friday Fizz
Gallifreyan Ale
Gallifreyan Gin & Time Tonic
Giant Rat Rum
Giddy Aunt – for the gobsmacked
Greel Gin
Jagomeister
Janis Thorn Triple Terminator
Lach’s Bauble
Litefoot's Lethal Brew
Louise Jameson,
Oblivion Punch (naturally I forget the ingredients)
Ol Janx spirit,
Optimus Ginge
Pain Colada
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
Peri Punch
Pertwee bitter,
Potassiummy (only one per customer)
Purple Nurples
Retcon Rum
River Quiver
Rory's Regret (may cause mild electric shocks)
Sarah Jane Surprise
Scorpion Venom Surprise
Shutekh Salute
Silent Rum
Silurian Special (An earthy flavour)
Skaroade,
Sonic Lipstick with an optional side shot of Jelly Baby
Sonic Schnapps
Sontaran Surprise
Spit-out Wine (Rare vintage- theres not much wine spat out by 1000 odd year old timelords)
Stony Angel (close your eyes while drinking this if you value your teeth)
Talons Tequila
Tardis Tequila
Tardis Tipple (aka the Idris)
Temporal Tippler
Tennants?
The Andy (ale and absinthe created in honour of a gracious Moderator)
The Sonic (Brasso and water, served with floor pillows)
The Tigger (layers of Kahlua and orange liqueur – created in honour of the founder of the DW Fan thread)
The Tumpy
Time Accelerator (Tardis Tipple with a drop of Axon Paralyser) *CoalHillJanitor*
Time Travel Tia Maria
watson special gargle blaster
Welly Wallbanger Blowout
Weng-Chiang's Wicked Ale
Western Spiral Galaxy Rum,
Who Whiskey
Zombie Apocalypse
how quickly can we get through 3 and a half thousand posts?
Part 18 by Monday???
Long weekend for me with lots of dark rum!
isn't that what autoserve is for?
god Sophie the new landlady......bring out the Gimp
I was thinking more about security. Unless we put the Vastradroid on alert.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Its the Whips and Chains Inn:D
Good idea after all would you try to tackle Vastradroid,she would have someones eye out with that tongue of hers
plus you deserve a rest after your sterling job in part 17
you made your bed of nails,now you lie in it;):D:D:D:D
*Okay we're only 24 posts into it, but point still applies!
Thank you for the compliment, but I didn't really do much other then put a shower in the cellar.