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Sunday Mirror's Kevin Sullivan on Love Island- A MUST READ!!!

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You've got to read this :). It's short and sweet :). Below are some tasters to whet your appetite :o :
"I'm looking forward to being able to have a conversation without the whole of the UK knowing about it," droned baritone Bianca, who clearly hadn't been told about the dismal viewing figures.
"What's three times three?" asked A-grade weirdo Kelle Bryan in the last of the useless games that did so little to alleviate the pervasive sense of boredom.

"Six," ventured Bianca, at 19 a shining testament to Britain's much maligned educational system.
Idiotic clich queen Sophie Anderton -of course - wasn't in a rubbish TV show. She was on "a journey". To the asylum, I suspect. Where she'll meet loony Lee "Harvey" Otway who, sadly, ballroom Brendan Cole only punched six times.

Link to article.


Oh, and Lee also claims to have "got it on" with Lawler at his hotel room :rolleyes:

Link here.

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  • dsnikdsnik Posts: 6,800
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    bom-jiggy wrote:
    Oh, and Lee also claims to have "got it on" with Lawler at his hotel room :rolleyes:

    Link here.

    Cheers for the links bom

    I liked these words of wisdom from the little man
    "But so what if I like Moulin Rouge and Titanic and if I'm not ashamed to cry? I have snogged my male friends on a night out for a laugh."
  • bom-jiggybom-jiggy Posts: 15,953
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    dsnik wrote:
    Cheers for the links bom

    I liked these words of wisdom from the little man
    "But so what if I like Moulin Rouge and Titanic and if I'm not ashamed to cry? I have snogged my male friends on a night out for a laugh."

    You've just got to laugh :)
  • new_rosenew_rose Posts: 802
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    Yep, quite funny.
    Love Island was quite good but the problem with show was the contrived concept of 'celebrities' finding love - this always made the show look naff.

    If the programme was 'Celebrity Island' with a blank canvas & little interference from producers then it might have had some credibilty.

    Still, as all TV columnists agree, it was far more interesting & entertaining than BB7.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 20,873
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    new_rose wrote:
    Yep, quite funny.
    Love Island was quite good but the problem with show was the contrived concept of 'celebrities' finding love - this always made the show look naff.

    If the programme was 'Celebrity Island' with a blank canvas & little interference from producers then it might have had some credibilty.

    Still, as all TV columnists agree, it was far more interesting & entertaining than BB7.
    I'm somewhat divided on the producers' interference. Part of me didn't like it but it cannot be denied that the results were fantastic! Showing the Zelebs clips of what each had said and done was brave brilliance. BB has spoiled us into never seeing what HMs say/think once they see what was said about them long after the show ends and behind closed doors. This time we got to see it and I loved it. :o
  • bom-jiggybom-jiggy Posts: 15,953
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    Toxic Lemon wrote:
    I'm somewhat divided on the producers' interference. Part of me didn't like it but it cannot be denied that the results were fantastic! Showing the Zelebs clips of what each had said and done was brave brilliance. BB has spoiled us into never seeing what HMs say/think once they see what was said about them long after the show ends and behind closed doors. This time we got to see it and I loved it. :o

    I liked a lot of what the producers did though I didn't think they were appropriate for a show where the contestants' sole purpose on the island was to find love!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 26,286
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    Even if it did happen with Kate, i'm sure she would show him the red card after he spoke about her so blatently.

    That article is ery accurate of LI and the contestants.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 22,198
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    Luckless Lee, who says he is now considering a raft of offers including a record deal


    :eek: :eek: NOOOOOOOOO!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 20,873
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    tally wrote:
    :eek: :eek: NOOOOOOOOO!
    Never fear. What usually happens to rafts? ;)
  • bom-jiggybom-jiggy Posts: 15,953
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    Toxic Lemon wrote:
    Never fear. What usually happens to rafts? ;)

    They sink :eek:


    :D:D:D:o:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,172
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    tally wrote:
    :eek: :eek: NOOOOOOOOO!
    And NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO again :eek: :eek: :eek: Please don't inflict that on us, didn't we suffer enough having to listen to him trying to sing on LI.
  • swingalegswingaleg Posts: 103,092
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    I liked the idea of showing the others what people had said, the secret room, the quizzes along the lines of 'who said..........', but I guess you can only do that so many times before the 'celebs' realise what's going on and keep schtum..............


    *snigger*.............they could have done every 10 minutes and this brain-dead lot wouldn't have put 2 and 2 together......... :D
  • AlrightmateAlrightmate Posts: 73,120
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    Toxic Lemon wrote:
    I'm somewhat divided on the producers' interference. Part of me didn't like it but it cannot be denied that the results were fantastic! Showing the Zelebs clips of what each had said and done was brave brilliance. BB has spoiled us into never seeing what HMs say/think once they see what was said about them long after the show ends and behind closed doors. This time we got to see it and I loved it. :o

    Err,..no. Big Brother has been doing that for a couple of years.
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