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Cunning Linguists.

MidnightFalconMidnightFalcon Posts: 15,016
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Ok work is deathly boring and this has been playing on my mind so I thought I'd chuck it out there to see what people think.

Girls: Do you prefer a man with a silver tongue who is able to make you giggle with his cunning linguistic skills? Is this an attractive trait or do you prefer the strong silent type who lets his muscle do the talking?

Men: Are you one of those lucky sorts who can use his nimble tongue to come out top or are you the shy sort who generally finds himself buckling under the pressure?

I'm generally quite good with these things but occasionally I find that the heat of the moment can cause me to become a little tongue tied which can sometimes lead to sticky situations.

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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    I'm reminded of the story Allan Davies told on QI, about his mate, a pub landlord, who would say to any girl he fancied "I've got a 9" tongue, and I can breathe through my ears". :D
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    PinkvelvetPinkvelvet Posts: 10,744
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    I like a man who can use his tongue in all situations :D
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    Jason100Jason100 Posts: 17,222
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    I don't think i could do it, i would get lost in the forest.
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    MidnightFalconMidnightFalcon Posts: 15,016
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    Bedsit Bob wrote: »
    I'm reminded of the story Allan Davies told on QI, about his mate, a pub landlord, who would say to any girl he fancied "I've got a 9" tongue, and I can breathe through my ears". :D

    That sounds like a handy trick, I've tried it with my nose but I've never found a way round the problem of inappropriate sneezing. :o
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    GirthGirth Posts: 12,403
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    Some people are all mouth and no trousers.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,807
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    I'm gay. I don't want any bloke near my clit... thanks.
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    MidnightFalconMidnightFalcon Posts: 15,016
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    tribade wrote: »
    I'm gay. I don't want any bloke near my clit... thanks.

    Fair enough, swap "men" for "women" and the question remains the same.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,807
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    Fair enough, swap "men" for "women" and the question remains the same.

    Yes, we'd all like someone who can do it, sexually. Forever & ever & ever... Amen
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    GaseousClayGaseousClay Posts: 4,313
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    tribade wrote: »
    Yes, we'd all like someone who can do it, sexually. Forever & ever & ever... Amen

    Lickafannycally speaking, I'd agree.
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    LadyCakeLadyCake Posts: 3,126
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    I don't like "strong silent" types really. A man with good talking skills is preferable than a cliched , muscled man with nothing to say for himself. Making me laugh , having opinions and being able to breath through tears are very attractive traits in men;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 15,411
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    LadyCake wrote: »
    I don't like "strong silent" types really. A man with good talking skills is preferable than a cliched , muscled man with nothing to say for himself. Making me laugh , having opinions and being able to breath through tears are very attractive traits in men;)

    What on earth did you type into the search box to drag this thread up?
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    cosmocosmo Posts: 26,840
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    I've forgotten what I was going to say.

    It was on the tip of my tongue as well.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,559
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    What on earth did you type into the search box to drag this thread up?

    "Marmalade". If you type it into the search box you get mostly smut.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 15,411
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    "Marmalade". If you type it into the search box you get mostly smut.

    Really, hope you were enlightened.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,559
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    Not especially. Tis DS after all. One smut thread is pretty much like the rest.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 15,411
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    Not especially. Tis DS after all. One smut thread is pretty much like the rest.

    Especially if started by Molybecks. ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,559
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    Especially if started by Molybecks. ;)

    Molybecks? Know the name but don't recall the posts.

    Is this a DS legend or bellend?
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    TombstoneTombstone Posts: 2,578
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    Bedsit Bob wrote: »
    I'm reminded of the story Allan Davies told on QI, about his mate, a pub landlord, who would say to any girl he fancied "I've got a 9" tongue, and I can breathe through my ears". :D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73L3KVxt_GU&feature=fvw
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 15,411
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    Molybecks? Know the name but don't recall the posts.

    Is this a DS legend or bellend?

    She is rather anally fixated (what comes out rather then what goes in)
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    Faria262Faria262 Posts: 6,952
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    My boyfriend is quieter than me, but I don't know anyone who isn't! I couldn't be with anyone quiet, my friend's ex is a selective mute, that wouldn't work for me as I'm all about the talking! I'm not a sporty girl either so muscles aren't top of my priority list, anyway as my bf lives miles away from me, it's important that we can keep up long phone conversations! 2 hours a night, at least, is pretty good going! :)

    Edit: Lol if I have been too innocent here! I do like the title of this thread though, and any excuse to take the piss out of my mate's nasty ex :)

    xxxx
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    Elphie_LivesElphie_Lives Posts: 4,455
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    I'm a cunning linguist. ;) I speak English, French, Italian and the odd word of Spanish. :p
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