going down on a woman brings back bad memories for me, this girl i was dating for more than 2 months i was staying at her place for the weekend, one sunday after noon we where getting jiggy in the shower when her phone rings, so she ends up sitting on the ledge above where the toilet is as she's taken the call, i come out the shower and go over to her, i proceed to part her legs when all of a sudden i slip on the wet floor and i smash 3 top teeth and 1 bottom tooth off the lavy pan, blood is every where.
Viagra doesn't work very well if you have been drinking (too much).
I know you are jesting, but never slip (prescribed) medicines of any type into people's drinks, as it could have potentially fatal consequences, even if it is done with good intent.
I can't help but think that it's got something to do with repressed homosexuality as I really cannot fathom why a straight male would have an objection to doing this. I understand that a large percentage of gay men pretend to be straight and get married and so if I was a woman I would quickly end a relationship with a man who is like this for fear of him turning out to be gay.
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Well cock to that! Penises can be very beautiful things at their best.
Why are you assuming I have that particular set of equipment?
I wasn't referring to myself personally, as I've not (yet) licked any women. Men, well that's a different story.
I was just pointing that some men who like women don't like to eat their private parts and that's perfectly ok.
You mean R18.
http://www.bbfc.co.uk/what-classification/r18
Nearly a contender for 1000 ways to die.
Viagra doesn't work very well if you have been drinking (too much).
I know you are jesting, but never slip (prescribed) medicines of any type into people's drinks, as it could have potentially fatal consequences, even if it is done with good intent.
It's not if they want their dicks sucking, it's not....
And not all of them do want their ding dongs sucked. ;-)
I don't know. I think I'd be rather horrified if I was down in someone's ladygarden and it started nibbling on my lower lip...
What?
Sorry didn't quite catch that.
What?
Hmm... I dunno, it could be worse. Have you ever seen the movie Teeth?
O.O :yawn:
It did cross my mind
Haven't seen it, mind. A bit too painful to contemplate.
I couldn't be with a man that didn't go down, it's too bloody lovely.
I'm replying to the OP and haven't read the other replies.
Good on you.
I guess it's like Jaws but with a fanny.
No. You can stick your whole head into a great white's mouth.