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Is Max capable of killing someone? EE

tullochstullochs Posts: 947
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This I have always wondered.
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    0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    He has been known to choke the odd chicken.
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    Mel94Mel94 Posts: 6,569
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    It'd be something sex related, knowing Max.
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    necromancer20necromancer20 Posts: 2,548
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    No, he doesn't have it in him as evidently shown when facing off against Carl. The same goes for Philth too despite all the bravado.
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    T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    No, but his penis is.

    We are talking about the world's most dangerous knob here. It can drill through a woman's mouth :o.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    No, but his penis is.

    This :D

    Practically speaking, he's not capable of "murder" but when he thinks with his penis and not his brain, his actions could have disastrous consequences.
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    Kim_xKim_x Posts: 3,635
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    I don't think he could. Derek yes, Max no.

    Accidentally, pretty much anyone could which is why I think Lucy's demise is being set up as an accident.
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    T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    This :D

    Practically speaking, he's not capable of "murder" but when he thinks with his penis and not his brain, his actions could have disastrous consequences.

    Indeed. His penis is responsible for many disasters throughout history. The sinking of the Titanic being one of them :o.
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    Sez_babeSez_babe Posts: 133,998
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    Not at all. I don't think Max could kill anyone apart from if it wasn't intended.

    I think whatever Max does and however much of a sleaze he can be, he has a conscience deep down.
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    J-BJ-B Posts: 18,615
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    Indeed. His penis is responsible for many disasters throughout history. The sinking of the Titanic being one of them :o.

    To play the devils advocate, it's also done some good. He shagged down the Berlin Wall.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    Indeed. His penis is responsible for many disasters throughout history. The sinking of the Titanic being one of them :o.
    J-B wrote: »
    To play the devils advocate, it's also done some good. He shagged down the Berlin Wall.

    :D:D:D:D
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    0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    Indeed. His penis is responsible for many disasters throughout history. The sinking of the Titanic being one of them :o.

    It battled Godzilla too.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    0...0 wrote: »
    It battled Godzilla too.

    It knocked King Kong off the Empire State Building.
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    T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    J-B wrote: »
    To play the devils advocate, it's also done some good. He shagged down the Berlin Wall.
    0...0 wrote: »
    It battled Godzilla too.

    Lol :D. You both bring up some great points. Max's penis has indeed done a lot of good as well as a lot of bad.

    But you mustn't forget the atrocities he has committed with his penis. Max caused the BP Oil Spill after his semen dropped into the Gulf of Mexico and contaminated the water :o.

    Btw, I am enjoying this very informative, intellectual debate with the both of you :).
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    T.K.T.K. Posts: 19,502
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    maurice45 wrote: »
    It knocked King Kong off the Empire State Building.

    Not only that, but Max also shagged Noami Watts which majorly pissed off Kong :o.
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    kitkat1971kitkat1971 Posts: 39,257
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    I don't really think so - didn't he try with Jack and also Carl - he just doesn't have the stomach for it. But...I wouldn't have believed he'd throw Alice under the train for Stacey the way he did, he's getting lower and lower so who knows.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 29,701
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    kitkat1971 wrote: »
    I don't really think so - didn't he try with Jack and also Carl - he just doesn't have the stomach for it. But...I wouldn't have believed he'd throw Alice under the train for Stacey the way he did, he's getting lower and lower so who knows.

    Two words sum him up: "cheating slug" because he's not only an expert liar and a cheater, he has the morals of a slug.
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    priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    For Stacey he would.
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    dd68dd68 Posts: 17,841
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    If he was you can guarantee he would shag them first
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    No, but his penis is.

    We are talking about the world's most dangerous knob here. It can drill through a woman's mouth :o.

    ROFL:D
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    Of course he is - he murders billions upon billions of sperm a day with all of his wanking. :cool:
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    J-BJ-B Posts: 18,615
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    Of course he is - he murders billions upon billions of sperm a day with all of his wanking. :cool:

    I don't think Max knows how to pleasure himself... he just looks at it confused until a woman jumps on to it.
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    Lizzie BrookesLizzie Brookes Posts: 15,073
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    Not in cold blood but accident/manslaughter/killing In self defence - anyone is capable of that.
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    Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 80,138
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    Not in cold blood but accident/manslaughter/killing In self defence - anyone is capable of that.

    bib: Even your fave, Robbie Roscoe.;-)
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    Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 80,138
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    T.K. Mazin wrote: »
    No, but his penis is.

    We are talking about the world's most dangerous knob here. It can drill through a woman's mouth :o.

    :D:D:D
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    Lizzie BrookesLizzie Brookes Posts: 15,073
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    bib: Even your fave, Robbie Roscoe.;-)

    Of course, but I doubt he's going to kill anyone in the near future.
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