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Things that sound dirty but aren't?

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    ArcasArcas Posts: 2,182
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    Footballers, Stefan Kuntz and Rafael Scheidt (last name rhymes with kite).
    Nwankwo Kanu is a Nigerian footballer, ex Arsenal and now playing for Portsmouth.

    I have heard that he doesn’t like to train with his team mates,

    He prefers to play with himself. ;)
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    ironflowerironflower Posts: 2,042
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    my gran always calls her cat, "her pussy". :eek: :o:cry:
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    Mark.Mark. Posts: 84,926
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    Arcas wrote:
    Nwankwo Kanu is a Nigerian footballer, ex Arsenal and now playing for Portsmouth.

    I have heard that he doesn’t like to train with his team mates,

    He prefers to play with himself. ;)
    There was another footballer whose surname rhymes with clucks.

    There was an amusing article on Eurosport when he transferred to another club - F***s off to Benfica
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,360
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    There was another footballer whose surname rhymes with clucks.

    There was an amusing article on Eurosport when he transferred to another club - F***s off to Benfica


    That'll be Uwe Fuchs then...

    Not forgetting Danny Shittu.

    Placename-wise we have Wetwang here in the East Riding and I believe there's a Tw*t somewhere in Northern Scotland.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,616
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    I used to have a "muff" when I was little - one off those furry things your put your hands in to keep them warm :o

    crevice

    finger
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    Christian CageChristian Cage Posts: 6,239
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    Baps

    Melons
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    Pianist

    "A finger of fudge is just enough to kive your kids a treat"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,605
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    redjay wrote:

    crevice

    reminds me of orifice.... just makes me sick thinking about that word
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    Victoria SpongeVictoria Sponge Posts: 16,645
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    Penalise...
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    Rogana JoshRogana Josh Posts: 41,348
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    People going for a drive in the car saying they are going for a ride :eek:
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    diablodiablo Posts: 8,300
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    lemoncurd wrote:
    Pianist
    I always laugh out loud in the episode of The Simpsons where Krusty the clown gets interupted when telling a joke about a "12 inch pianist".

    I used to be fond of Mrs Slocombe's pussy but it got very much overused. :)
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    Dewain deBleyDewain deBley Posts: 1,531
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    Rod !
    Pole !
    Sword !
    Length !
    Shaft !
    Gasket !
    Gussett !
    Flange !
    Boiler Plate !
    Jelly (Why that Lea ... !)
    Mouthfull !
    Kebab !
    Peninsula !
    Gentlemen's Relish !
    Fisherman's Friend !

    Err ... Did I do it right ? ;) :rolleyes: :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,872
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    I always feel uncomfortable in the pet shop trying to buy bird table food if I have to ask the guy if he has any Fat Balls.
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    sarumsarum Posts: 2,596
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    'cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey'.

    I often say that in winter, just for the reaction... :D
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Winter draws on. :p
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    larrysrabbitlarrysrabbit Posts: 5,797
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    Armitage Shanks (does he indeed?)
    In "The Illiad" The character Hector is referred to as "Hector of the glinting helmet" I got send out of sixth form Classics lessons all the time for laughing at that one.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,344
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    innocent. wrote:
    I always feel uncomfortable in the pet shop trying to buy bird table food if I have to ask the guy if he has any Fat Balls.
    Ahhh, there's nothing to be uncomfortable about....just say, excuse me, could you point me to your fat balls! :D

    Incidentally, in the place I used to work, I used to really enjoy it if somebody wanted fat balls and we didn't have any on the shelf. Running into the warehouse saying "has anybody got any fat balls" was always good for a laugh! :D
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    jackulatorjackulator Posts: 7,209
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    a bastard file =http://www.stanleytools.com/default.asp?CATEGORY=FILES&TYPE=PRODUCT&PARTNUMBER=22-006&SDesc=6"+Mill+Bastard+File
    always a laugh at school tech classes

    tommyknockers ,thr stephen king book
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    RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    Innuendo.

    The island of Lesbos.

    Fokker aircraft.

    A large portion.

    Aerosols.

    J. Arthur Rank.
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    diablodiablo Posts: 8,300
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    In "The Illiad" The character Hector is referred to as "Hector of the glinting helmet" I got send out of sixth form Classics lessons all the time for laughing at that one.
    lol
    I can just picture that. :D

    p.s. I mean you being sent from the class, rather than Hector's helmet.
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    slag heap :eek:
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    ArcasArcas Posts: 2,182
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    Wang Laboratories was a once successful computer company. Their customer service division was called

    Wang Care.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,458
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    Much better to do things that sound clean but in fact are dirty.

    Charlotte Church would be an example.
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    Gill PGill P Posts: 21,593
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    How about ****?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 218
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    Lubricant
    :eek:
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