Best Quotes 2011

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  • 1fab1fab Posts: 20,052
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    It's a pity Edward's gone. Who knows how many more unforgettable quotes he would have come up with? A great loss.:(
  • ĐironaĐirona Posts: 15,881
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    vincent:

    "he put me in charge because he knows i can handle 3 strong women."

    bless!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,370
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    "He couldn't run a bath" lmao :D

    Gav is a legend. :D
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    Gavin: "Literally I wanna put my name forward for project manager"

    This as opposed to figuratively putting his name forward, and asking everyone to just imagine he's PM. Which, let's face it, wouldn't have made any difference to how it all panned out.
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    Gavin: "Literally I wanna put my name forward for project manager"

    This as opposed to figuratively putting his name forward, and asking everyone to just imagine he's PM. Which, let's face it, wouldn't have made any difference to how it all panned out.

    Actually, it would have, since after losing at the end he could simply remind everyone that he was PM in their imaginations only, and couldn't literally take any responsibility for the complete balls-up.
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    Nick: "The King of Tonga does not go looking for bargains"

    Good t-shirt slogan
  • RutakatekiRutakateki Posts: 2,716
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    ^ Nice!


    One from Natasha tonight, to Vincent-

    "You were so far up Jim's behind, you couldn't see the wood for the trees"

    Jim has wood and trees up his backside?!

    I love a good mixed metaphor :)
  • user1234567user1234567 Posts: 12,378
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    Not from this year's show but

    "I'm not a one trick pony. I'm a FIELD of ponies" :D
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    'Not even a PENNY!'
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    Not from this year's show but

    "I'm not a one trick pony. I'm a FIELD of ponies" :D

    We need Stuart and his field of ponies back this year I think :p
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    "Ok with you batman?"
  • DonScaramangaDonScaramanga Posts: 933
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    My fav is the when the black lady, can't remember her name. She got fired last week.

    "I've had a look at all your strengths and weaknesses and I've decided the person who will be doing the pitch is.....
    me"

    That one had me in stitches.
  • AnnsyreAnnsyre Posts: 109,504
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    My fav is the when the black lady, can't remember her name. She got fired last week.

    "I've had a look at all your strengths and weaknesses and I've decided the person who will be doing the pitch is.....
    me"

    That one had me in stitches.

    I laughed when she said "I am the brains and the brawn of this team" as she stood watching other people working.:D
  • Sparklyblue171Sparklyblue171 Posts: 3,519
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    "What I've forgotten about bullshit, you ain't even learnt yet."
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 66
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    One that was shown in the You're Fired preview for next week,
    Susan: "Do the French like their children?"
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    Lord Sugar - "are you one of those people who think's Only Fools and Horses is a business documentary." I choked on my Tango!
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    Edna: Okay, I've taken all of your experience into consideration and after all that, I have decided that the best person to lead the pitch is..........................................................*cheesy enthusiastic smile*ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Edna: I don't suffer fools gladly *cheesy grin*

    Edna: Ampy Aps is BOLD! Ampy Apps is BRAZEN! It goes where no other app has gone before. I'm talking about YOU and YOU and YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    unclekevo wrote: »
    Edna: Okay, I've taken all of your experience into consideration and after all that, I have decided that the best person to lead the pitch is..........................................................*cheesy enthusiastic smile*ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Edna: I don't suffer fools gladly *cheesy grin*

    Edna: Ampy Aps is BOLD! Ampy Apps is BRAZEN! It goes where no other app has gone before. I'm talking about YOU and YOU and YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    LMAO@ the last quote about Edna! Couldn't stop laughing, :D:D:D:D
  • meglosmurmursmeglosmurmurs Posts: 35,109
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    freddie92 wrote: »
    One that was shown in the You're Fired preview for next week,
    Susan: "Do the French like their children?"

    That made me laugh too. :D
    I think I can understand what she's trying to ask, but her bluntness just made it sound so funny.
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    Jim: "I actually think, Susan, that you're just marginally worse than Glenn". :D
  • user1234567user1234567 Posts: 12,378
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    Cami_27 wrote: »
    Jim: "I actually think, Susan, that you're just marginally worse than Glenn". :D
    Diss two people in one go! Jim is efficient :D
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    'We played paper, scissors, stone!'

    :D

    I actually woke my daughter up, I was laughing so much!
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