I bed to see the early 90s German satalite channels was my first
RTL and the late night movies.
I watched my first porn quite young, so i do not think I actually looked for something explicitly sexual before, I was about 8 or 9, the father of my friend had a secret hiding place for some unlabeled VHS's, but forgot that it was my friend that actually cleaned her parents room. Of course we had to watch it, if they were hidden and not labelled, it had to be something we weren't suppose to see It bore us to tears but no one said being a rebel had to be fun, we watched it to say we did. And we religiously checked the secret stash for novelties. Porn still bores me to tears, so nothing much has changed.
Hedge porn, with a friend walking home from school. Torn out of a magazine it was a photo of a woman singing with her gaping vagina into a microphone. We laughed. Then we climbed trees.
I remember finding a carrier bag full of porn mags - it was in a hedge - it was the mid 80's. WHY??? Why a hedge???
Maybe one day you'll feel compelled to complete the cycle and give back some hedge porn.
I don't know when my first was. I guess it depends on what you call porn. Something produced for "sexual gratification", or something consumed for that reason? I used to love watching Batgirl on Batman, She Ra, Cheetara from Thundercats, Sheena (Queen of the Jungle), Colonel Deering from Buck Rogers. Eurotrash. The odd not actually nude models in Amiga, Playstation magazines, and the ladies in the games. Chun Li, Nina in Tekken 2 (Who, with hindsight, was actually quite blocky. Still would though).
My first genuine porn had to wait until i got the internets. Wow there's a lot of porn on the internet.
slyly reading the "Dear Doctor" pages in the doc's waiting room and making mental notes of the long medical words to check in the dictionary when I got home later to see if they were "naughty"
And reading "Health & Strength" magazine at school before they got conisfacted by an over zealous teacher.
Those were the days my friend! (now I'm kinda wiser )
Babysitting when I was about 15, I made the mistake of pressing play on the video player and some German bondage thing came on the screen. I was transfixed for about 5 minutes lol.
My first porn was actually an accident. I was like 8, with no idea what the word Porn meant, or anything like that, and searching for wrestling videos on Kazaa (that brings back memories) and found one called 'Trish Stratus XXX Tryout' so I downloaded it. Oh dear. I think my biggest mistake was going and asking my mum what it was.
Why is there so much free porn on the interweb? What is the incentive for people to put it up there? Or am I being stupid?
On oral sex sites, the free stuff is just a taster. On the kinkier sites the free stuff is just to dip your toe in. On the anal sex sites the free stuff is just to see if you can be arsed.
I had a D2MAC decoder in the days of 16 channel Amstrad receivers. Filmnet and TV-1000 were Scandinavian satellite channels which got err...interesting at night...
I did get to record A Clockwork Orange way before it was on general release here
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I've found alley way porn many times and park porn, but never hedge porn
Edit: I mean satellite channel lol
I hear you...Liebe Sunde was particularly good, presented by a blonde transvestite/sexual. He/She looked like Lily Savage
RTL and the late night movies.
I watched my first porn quite young, so i do not think I actually looked for something explicitly sexual before, I was about 8 or 9, the father of my friend had a secret hiding place for some unlabeled VHS's, but forgot that it was my friend that actually cleaned her parents room. Of course we had to watch it, if they were hidden and not labelled, it had to be something we weren't suppose to see It bore us to tears but no one said being a rebel had to be fun, we watched it to say we did. And we religiously checked the secret stash for novelties. Porn still bores me to tears, so nothing much has changed.
Download the full version on ITunes now, I could do with the money.
I don't know when my first was. I guess it depends on what you call porn. Something produced for "sexual gratification", or something consumed for that reason? I used to love watching Batgirl on Batman, She Ra, Cheetara from Thundercats, Sheena (Queen of the Jungle), Colonel Deering from Buck Rogers. Eurotrash. The odd not actually nude models in Amiga, Playstation magazines, and the ladies in the games. Chun Li, Nina in Tekken 2 (Who, with hindsight, was actually quite blocky. Still would though).
My first genuine porn had to wait until i got the internets. Wow there's a lot of porn on the internet.
And reading "Health & Strength" magazine at school before they got conisfacted by an over zealous teacher.
Those were the days my friend! (now I'm kinda wiser
Please say you meant "15"...!!
Playgirl
Him
On oral sex sites, the free stuff is just a taster. On the kinkier sites the free stuff is just to dip your toe in. On the anal sex sites the free stuff is just to see if you can be arsed.
then I found a porn mag in my dads draw, then got the courage to buy one myself!!
If you had one as big as mine you'd want to show it off too.
Who was that dirty bugger winking in the bushes in the 80's & 90's????
I had a D2MAC decoder in the days of 16 channel Amstrad receivers. Filmnet and TV-1000 were Scandinavian satellite channels which got err...interesting at night...
I did get to record A Clockwork Orange way before it was on general release here