What will Taylor Swift's song about breaking up with Harry One Direction be called?

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  • Becky SharpeBecky Sharpe Posts: 669
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    NotaTypo wrote: »
    "You spend more time with your hair than me"
    "I Ditched you in the Nick of time"
    "We were going in different directions"
    "I need to be Wined not Beer'd"
    "Lying to ourselves"

    Doffs cap [esp for bib] :cool: :)
  • user1234567user1234567 Posts: 12,378
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    One erection was all I needed
    But I was never heeded
    As I was too old
    And he was so cold

    He told me I was immature
    About what, I'm not sure
    I watched loads of porn
    To give him his horn
    But I was left forlorn

    As my lady garden was left unattended
    My broken heart could not be mended
    The yearning hurt too much
    And there was other stuff

    Angst and heart break and tears
    And the only way to work through my fears
    Is to write loads of songs
    For everyone to sing along

    With all the money I make
    I'll forget my hearbreak
    And move in another direction
    To someone who can get an erection.
  • Jackie BrownJackie Brown Posts: 3,254
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    Won't be your beard no more!
  • artlesschaosartlesschaos Posts: 11,345
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    It's Grimmy!

    I thought you, loved me for me....
    but no, it's grimmy!
    I thought love would, be what it be,
    But no, it's grimmy!
    Matching anoraks should have given a clue,
    But Simon blind-ded meeee, to the real you

    It's grimmy!
    (to love a boy who loves a boy!)
    It's grimmy!
    (to be a beard for a boytoy)
    It's grimmy!
    (Radio on or Radio one)
    It's Grimmy
    (Your fear of my vadge is no fun)
    It's Grimmy
  • Becky SharpeBecky Sharpe Posts: 669
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    Nota, Mary Patricia + Artless are - frankly - wasted here :) ..Though as Custard Tart suggests, sadly, their lyrics are probably too sophisticated for Ms Swift ...
  • wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    Sung in a country Style with Tay Tay dressed up as a redneck farmer in a check shirt:

    "Ah groo a beard
    Ah shaved it awf,
    Ah groo a beard, I shaved it awf,
    An' I groo it ag'in!

    Ah was hungry,
    Ah was cold,
    Ah was hungry, Ah was cold and ah was scired...

    Ah groo a beard (Ah groo a beard!),
    Ah shaved it awf (Ah shaved it awf!)..."

    repeat to fade.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,485
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    'London Frog'
  • mummypiggetmummypigget Posts: 12,325
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    Opposite Direction?

    Something lame and annoying!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,485
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    I told you so!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    "this song title with a slight reference will get the tabloids taking,"

    Track listing

    Curly Hair and Heartbreak
    Who's Nick
    Different direction
    New York Showmance
    You beard with me
    Bandmate Bromance
    Left me on a boat ft. The Lonely Island
    Zoo you
    Cry me a swift and coursing river
  • MicrokorgMicrokorg Posts: 2,670
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    "Shaving my Beard"?
  • BungitinBungitin Posts: 5,356
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    She dumped a Kennedy to be with Harry.

    Probably didn't fancy the idea of being a member of the Kennedy swimming team.

    Now she has parted from Harry. Didn't like his style.
  • kate53kate53 Posts: 1,146
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    Rumour has it they never split up and are still very much together - hence the happy smiley faces the last few days. They had a row but it was no big deal and the alleged 'split' gives them space.
  • Hound of LoveHound of Love Posts: 79,880
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    Her next song won't be about Harry.

    It'll be: "That Cor Blimey Cow Stole My Golden Globe"
  • allgrownupallgrownup Posts: 7,066
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    It's such a shame they didn't stay together long enough for a duet remix of "We are never ever" for the inevitable album re-release:

    Taylor Swift & Harry Styles - We will never ever end up (In the sack together)
  • MrSuperMrSuper Posts: 18,469
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    This is a brilliant article about Taylor Swift's love life by the numbers! Genius! :D

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/01/09/taylor-swift-s-love-life-by-the-numbers.html
  • Elphie_LivesElphie_Lives Posts: 4,455
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    kate53 wrote: »
    Rumour has it they never split up and are still very much together - hence the happy smiley faces the last few days. They had a row but it was no big deal and the alleged 'split' gives them space.

    Give them space? They're like 12 and been together for 3 weeks, they hardly need space.
  • bbnutnutbbnutnut Posts: 1,582
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    I'm Swift little boy
    Gotta have a whole flock
    No point in staying
    With one little cock

    Gotta move on now
    To the the next big pecker
    And fly away fast
    When I find he's just a fecker

    But I'll crow for a while
    And twitter and tweet
    About how it's all good
    And oh so sweet

    I'll primp and preen
    And get it all together
    'Til another fly-by-night
    Starts to ruffle my feathers

    Yeah I'll get me a big game
    Someone new to follow
    They'll flock to me baby
    'Cause I'm Swift and I swallow
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 199
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    breaking up with harry
  • CreamteaCreamtea Posts: 14,682
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    "I dated an Ape Boy"?
  • Littlegreen42Littlegreen42 Posts: 19,963
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    bbnutnut wrote: »
    I'm Swift little boy
    Gotta have a whole flock
    No point in staying
    With one little cock

    Gotta move on now
    To the the next big pecker
    And fly away fast
    When I find he's just a fecker

    But I'll crow for a while
    And twitter and tweet
    About how it's all good
    And oh so sweet

    I'll primp and preen
    And get it all together
    'Til another fly-by-night
    Starts to ruffle my feathers

    Yeah I'll get me a big game
    Someone new to follow
    They'll flock to me baby
    'Cause I'm Swift and I swallow

    BRAVO!!!!:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 0
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    Dennis C wrote: »
    Don't know but here's the first draft:

    Got some pain in my head, life's a ditch
    Since my Harry done called me a bitch
    So uncool, life's a fool, Harry told me more
    He's a bore, though he knows I'm a xxxx

    I'm a xxxx, I'm a xxxx, not a door
    Need a man, any man, or the whole goddam crew
    Failing that, anything living with a c**k will do
    Feeling blue, cos my head's in a whirl,
    Gotta do right - I'LL GO OUT WITH A GIRL!!!

    *applause*
  • Agent KrycekAgent Krycek Posts: 39,269
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    With your curly hair
    and gormless stare
    I thought it was love this time
    but you just wanted grime

    With your rubbish tattoos
    thought I couldn't loose
    Maybe it's love this time
    but you just wanted grime

    With your little pot belly
    you just turned my heart to jelly
    Wishing for love this time
    But you just wanted grime

    Write a new song about him on my guitar
    Find out who's lined up next by my PR
    Hopefully a straight one this time
    And not one who really wanted grime
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 64
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    Wrong direction
  • skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,872
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    I understood it was one direction but he wanted me in both.

    or

    He said he wanted to take me up the aisle, I was confused because he said I didnt need to choose a dress and didn't want me to send out invitations.
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