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Why is it so hard to find decent underpants?

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I may not be buff enough to get away with wearing Calvins, but that doesn't mean I don't sometimes want to wear something a bit more exciting than a pair of St Michael y-fronts.

There must be some middle ground.

Any other fellas have this problem?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,219
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    You could wear the wife's knicks.
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Nope i wear boxers and let it all dangle:eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 96
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    go in topman they have some intresting ones
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,389
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    You could wear the wife's.

    Your wife's???????:confused:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,533
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    Have the exact same problem.

    Perhaps we are packing too much meat, if you know what I mean? *wink* *wink* *nudge* *nudge* :p
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,533
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    Your wife's???????:confused:

    LOL :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,219
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    Your wife's???????:confused:
    Yeah, she's throwing some of the fruitier ones out..! :eek:
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    Zero gravitasZero gravitas Posts: 12,368
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    A quick trip to M&S should do the trick.:D

    These aren't just pants, they're bum hugging crotch caressing M&S pants.:D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,389
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    A quick trip to M&S should do the trick.:D

    These aren't just pants, they're bum hugging crotch caressing M&S pants.:D:D:D

    I see that it's buy one, get one half price on all men's underwear and socks.

    Clever!

    They must know that lots of men like to stuff a rolled pair of socks down the front of their underpants to 'pad out' their package.

    ...or is it just me?
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    MartinJMartinJ Posts: 10,054
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    I've always thought it a tad unfair that the ladies have a wealth of choice when it comes to underwear, but us blokes are very limited.
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    karapote monkeykarapote monkey Posts: 3,688
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    The larger man can wear a bra too if he likes ;)
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    Zero gravitasZero gravitas Posts: 12,368
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    MartinJ wrote: »
    I've always thought it a tad unfair that the ladies have a wealth of choice when it comes to underwear, but us blokes are very limited.

    You haven't been looking in the right places, have you.:o :p:p
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    spotyspoty Posts: 11,195
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    Pound shop, you get 3 pairs for that. The designer name is spelt wrong, but as a bad speller it has never ment much to me. :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,389
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    You haven't been looking in the right places, have you.:o :p:p

    Are you a Zero gravitas or the Zero gravitas?

    I've just noticed that you've only been registered since May, but haven't you ,erm, or him, been an FM for ages?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,389
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    The larger man can wear a bra too if he likes ;)

    Yeah, I've found that these offer pretty decent support.
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    ScottnoodleScottnoodle Posts: 1,011
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    Worst boxers I ever got were from Debenhams. The seam was right up my crack, caused my major discomfort and irritation.
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    duncannduncann Posts: 11,969
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    I may not be buff enough to get away with wearing Calvins, but that doesn't mean I don't sometimes want to wear something a bit more exciting than a pair of St Michael y-fronts.

    There must be some middle ground.

    Any other fellas have this problem?

    You are being a bit unfair on M&S - they are regarded as one of the world's leading brands in underwear design. Though they often copy designers in other areas, when it comes to underwear the designers look to M&S to see what's selling. You may have to visit the Marble Arch store in London to see their trendier stuff, you won't find it in the small, conservative stores. All tastes are catered for. Ok, not leather jockstraps, but you know what I mean.

    Also look online or in dept stores at Aussie Bum, Ted Baker, Abercrombie, 2Xist, at French brand La Redoute and there was a very good US brand called RIPS, not sure if it is still going. BTW, American underpants seem to be too small in the crotch and too big in the arse, or is that just on my body?
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    ScottnoodleScottnoodle Posts: 1,011
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    duncann wrote: »
    BTW, American underpants seem to be too small in the crotch and too big in the arse, or is that just on my body?

    Have you made sure that you haven't got them on backwards?
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    TalullahTalullah Posts: 578
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    MartinJ wrote: »
    I've always thought it a tad unfair that the ladies have a wealth of choice when it comes to underwear, but us blokes are very limited.

    Im female and actually have two top drawers..one full of nice girly knickers ect and the other one for my underpants...i cant help but wear them to bed..they are just so comfy :o obv only when im sleeping alone :o:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,653
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    Go commando ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,389
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    Go commando ;)

    What?! Smear my 'bits' with green and brown camouflage paint? :eek:
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    ShiftyDundeeShiftyDundee Posts: 6,814
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    duncann wrote: »
    BTW, American underpants seem to be too small in the crotch and too big in the arse, or is that just on my body?

    Are you suggesting American men are pitifully endowned fat @rses? :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,653
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    What?! Smear my 'bits' with green and brown camouflage paint? :eek:

    Well your the inside of your jeans might end up smeared if you're not careful :D:o
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    duncannduncann Posts: 11,969
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    Have you made sure that you haven't got them on backwards?

    Yes, that would have the opposite effect! Reminds me of the old joke about asking in the shop which way they go on to be told every pair is labelled C&A. :D
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    Mr GigglesMr Giggles Posts: 18,232
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    I know the problems getting decent underpants, however this is where I buy mine

    The only problem is I can't get the same pants I bought last year:mad:
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