So Freeman's advice and description of how he performs "fellatio" left a bad taste in our mouths. But it does not automatically mean all his advice is completely and utterly useless.
Now, I am not a Catholic or even religious, and I'm not necessarily the biggest supporter of the Catholic Church, but I am always impressed by modesty and humility of the powerful.
Pope Francis, hours after being elected Pope, was photographed taking a mini bus out of the Vatican instead of a Papal limousine. As Archbishop of Buenos Aires, he opted for a modest apartment instead of the archbishop's palace that normally houses men of his position.
Our horrible Monarch, and apparent head of the Church of England, on the other hand, wouldn't be seen dead in anything other than a state-of-the-art 4x4 or limo, paid for by the tax payer. Likewise, not only does she prefer to stay in a palace as opposed to a more modest property, she stays in multiple palaces, funded by the tax payer as opposed to her enormous personal wealth.
Also, can you imagine 'Her Majesty' kissing the feet of AIDS patients? She won't even shake the hand of a commoner without wearing gloves.
Are you having a laugh? She has 60 years experience in her job not the few days he has had
Pope Francis certainly seems to have the common touch and that fills me with great hope for his Pontificate. I get the feeling he could be a real boost to the Church in a Pope John Paul II sort of way.
Oh lovely.
Freeman - it's fine, you don't need to type it all out again.
Jane - I'll be expecting a PM, thanks.
Well, here is my post, thanks to the Google cache. Mods, if against the forum rules, please delete.
1.) Start off nice and slow. Kiss her gently all over her body.
2.) Make lots of skin-to-skin contact - this isn't a porn movie, this is a real life intimate moment between the two of you. Press your chest up against her's during slow and passionate missionary, and sensually kiss her neck.
3.) Make sure she's nice and 'ready' before you start. When going down on her, pretend that you are licking an ice cream - no tight tongue.
4.) Cuddles after sex.
5.) Make sure you go for at least 30 minutes.
6.) Occasionally withdraw your cock and rub the end on her clitoris, before sliding it back in.
If you want any more detailed advice, just me a PM. Good luck, brah.
I don't see anything there but quality advice. I'm not sure how we've gone from the Pope to this, though.
Well, here is my post, thanks to the Google cache. Mods, if against the forum rules, please delete.
1.) Start off nice and slow. Kiss her gently all over her body.
2.) Make lots of skin-to-skin contact - this isn't a porn movie, this is a real life intimate moment between the two of you. Press your chest up against her's during slow and passionate missionary, and sensually kiss her neck.
3.) Make sure she's nice and 'ready' before you start. When going down on her, pretend that you are licking an ice cream - no tight tongue.
4.) Cuddles after sex.
5.) Make sure you go for at least 30 minutes.
6.) Occasionally withdraw your cock and rub the end on her clitoris, before sliding it back in.
If you want any more detailed advice, just me a PM. Good luck, brah.
I don't see anything there but quality advice. I'm not sure how we've gone from the Pope to this, though.
Well, here is my post, thanks to the Google cache. Mods, if against the forum rules, please delete.
1.) Start off nice and slow. Kiss her gently all over her body.
2.) Make lots of skin-to-skin contact - this isn't a porn movie, this is a real life intimate moment between the two of you. Press your chest up against her's during slow and passionate missionary, and sensually kiss her neck.
3.) Make sure she's nice and 'ready' before you start. When going down on her, pretend that you are licking an ice cream - no tight tongue.
4.) Cuddles after sex.
5.) Make sure you go for at least 30 minutes.
6.) Occasionally withdraw your cock and rub the end on her clitoris, before sliding it back in.
If you want any more detailed advice, just me a PM. Good luck, brah.
I don't see anything there but quality advice. I'm not sure how we've gone from the Pope to this, though.
Now, I am not a Catholic or even religious, and I'm not necessarily the biggest supporter of the Catholic Church, but I am always impressed by modesty and humility of the powerful.
Pope Francis, hours after being elected Pope, was photographed taking a mini bus out of the Vatican instead of a Papal limousine. As Archbishop of Buenos Aires, he opted for a modest apartment instead of the archbishop's palace that normally houses men of his position.
Our horrible Monarch, and apparent head of the Church of England, on the other hand, wouldn't be seen dead in anything other than a state-of-the-art 4x4 or limo, paid for by the tax payer. Likewise, not only does she prefer to stay in a palace as opposed to a more modest property, she stays in multiple palaces, funded by the tax payer as opposed to her enormous personal wealth.
Also, can you imagine 'Her Majesty' kissing the feet of AIDS patients? She won't even shake the hand of a commoner without wearing gloves.
To be honest she lives in a flat in those palaces, she doesn't actually live in the whole palace. Buckingham Palace has lots of flats and offices, same for Windsor Castle. Also as many of the rooms are open to the public she won't be living in them either.
The Queen has responded to this thread and issued a statement.
"After reflecting on the views posted on a thread on Digital Spy, one has decided that from now on, one will oppose contraception, encourage the spread of disease and unwanted children, oppose a woman's right to control her own procreation, support lifelong (alleged) celibacy for elderly men, reject the notion that gay people should be treated as equal human beings, and sweep rape and sexual abuse under the rug"
The Queen has responded to this thread and issued a statement.
"After reflecting on the views posted on a thread on Digital Spy, one has decided that from now on, one will oppose contraception, encourage the spread of disease and unwanted children, oppose a woman's right to control her own procreation, support lifelong (alleged) celibacy for elderly men, reject the notion that gay people should be treated as equal human beings, and sweep rape and sexual abuse under the rug"
Well I'm not impressed by humility at all. Its like all those celebs campaigning for red nose day just to let us know how wonderful they are. Pass the champers!
A Queen should live in a palace and wear a crown - so there! It says so in my fairytales book.
The Queen has responded to this thread and issued a statement.
"After reflecting on the views posted on a thread on Digital Spy, one has decided that from now on, one will oppose contraception, encourage the spread of disease and unwanted children, oppose a woman's right to control her own procreation, support lifelong (alleged) celibacy for elderly men, reject the notion that gay people should be treated as equal human beings, and sweep rape and sexual abuse under the rug"
And the DS royalists would still claim she's 'above politics'...
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From now on, in my mind he's always going to be Pope Fellatio.
Are you having a laugh? She has 60 years experience in her job not the few days he has had
Well, here is my post, thanks to the Google cache. Mods, if against the forum rules, please delete.
2.) Make lots of skin-to-skin contact - this isn't a porn movie, this is a real life intimate moment between the two of you. Press your chest up against her's during slow and passionate missionary, and sensually kiss her neck.
3.) Make sure she's nice and 'ready' before you start. When going down on her, pretend that you are licking an ice cream - no tight tongue.
4.) Cuddles after sex.
5.) Make sure you go for at least 30 minutes.
6.) Occasionally withdraw your cock and rub the end on her clitoris, before sliding it back in.
If you want any more detailed advice, just me a PM. Good luck, brah.
I don't see anything there but quality advice. I'm not sure how we've gone from the Pope to this, though.
Exactly.
That wasn't the post in question.
To be honest she lives in a flat in those palaces, she doesn't actually live in the whole palace. Buckingham Palace has lots of flats and offices, same for Windsor Castle. Also as many of the rooms are open to the public she won't be living in them either.
oh, wait.....:D
I just swallowed
Wasn't it? I thought it was the bit about the ice cream that you were referring to. Which post is in question, then?
"After reflecting on the views posted on a thread on Digital Spy, one has decided that from now on, one will oppose contraception, encourage the spread of disease and unwanted children, oppose a woman's right to control her own procreation, support lifelong (alleged) celibacy for elderly men, reject the notion that gay people should be treated as equal human beings, and sweep rape and sexual abuse under the rug"
As regards the topic, I think the Queen does absolutely fine as she is. She certainly doesn't need lessons from a Pope, in anything.
Nicely done BBB.
A Queen should live in a palace and wear a crown - so there! It says so in my fairytales book.
The ice cream one was pretty hilarious.
Post 31 was the cringey one.
Scarey? Have you looked at your feet recently?
Fellate my toes baby
If I did, I'd ruin you for any other woman.
No listening (fingers in ears) la la la la:D