The Queen could take a lesson or two from Pope Francis

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  • jackthomjackthom Posts: 6,634
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    Voynich wrote: »
    Yes but the Pope is Argentinian. No matter how you admire him he's that. However our Queen is British.

    From now on, in my mind he's always going to be Pope Fellatio.
  • VoynichVoynich Posts: 14,481
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    So Freeman's advice and description of how he performs "fellatio" left a bad taste in our mouths. But it does not automatically mean all his advice is completely and utterly useless.
  • biggle2000biggle2000 Posts: 3,588
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    Freeman000 wrote: »
    Now, I am not a Catholic or even religious, and I'm not necessarily the biggest supporter of the Catholic Church, but I am always impressed by modesty and humility of the powerful.

    Pope Francis, hours after being elected Pope, was photographed taking a mini bus out of the Vatican instead of a Papal limousine. As Archbishop of Buenos Aires, he opted for a modest apartment instead of the archbishop's palace that normally houses men of his position.

    Our horrible Monarch, and apparent head of the Church of England, on the other hand, wouldn't be seen dead in anything other than a state-of-the-art 4x4 or limo, paid for by the tax payer. Likewise, not only does she prefer to stay in a palace as opposed to a more modest property, she stays in multiple palaces, funded by the tax payer as opposed to her enormous personal wealth.

    Also, can you imagine 'Her Majesty' kissing the feet of AIDS patients? She won't even shake the hand of a commoner without wearing gloves.

    Are you having a laugh? She has 60 years experience in her job not the few days he has had
  • AZZURRI 06AZZURRI 06 Posts: 11,173
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    Pope Francis certainly seems to have the common touch and that fills me with great hope for his Pontificate. I get the feeling he could be a real boost to the Church in a Pope John Paul II sort of way.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,583
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    Addisonian wrote: »
    Oh lovely.
    Freeman - it's fine, you don't need to type it all out again.
    Jane - I'll be expecting a PM, thanks.

    :D


    Well, here is my post, thanks to the Google cache. Mods, if against the forum rules, please delete.

    1.) Start off nice and slow. Kiss her gently all over her body.

    2.) Make lots of skin-to-skin contact - this isn't a porn movie, this is a real life intimate moment between the two of you. Press your chest up against her's during slow and passionate missionary, and sensually kiss her neck.

    3.) Make sure she's nice and 'ready' before you start. When going down on her, pretend that you are licking an ice cream - no tight tongue.

    4.) Cuddles after sex.

    5.) Make sure you go for at least 30 minutes.

    6.) Occasionally withdraw your cock and rub the end on her clitoris, before sliding it back in.

    If you want any more detailed advice, just me a PM. Good luck, brah.

    I don't see anything there but quality advice. I'm not sure how we've gone from the Pope to this, though.
  • AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    Freeman000 wrote: »
    Well, here is my post, thanks to the Google cache. Mods, if against the forum rules, please delete.

    1.) Start off nice and slow. Kiss her gently all over her body.

    2.) Make lots of skin-to-skin contact - this isn't a porn movie, this is a real life intimate moment between the two of you. Press your chest up against her's during slow and passionate missionary, and sensually kiss her neck.

    3.) Make sure she's nice and 'ready' before you start. When going down on her, pretend that you are licking an ice cream - no tight tongue.

    4.) Cuddles after sex.

    5.) Make sure you go for at least 30 minutes.

    6.) Occasionally withdraw your cock and rub the end on her clitoris, before sliding it back in.

    If you want any more detailed advice, just me a PM. Good luck, brah.

    I don't see anything there but quality advice. I'm not sure how we've gone from the Pope to this, though.
    Now now, that's not your whole post, is it? ;)
  • moondewmoondew Posts: 565
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    biggle2000 wrote: »
    Are you having a laugh? She has 60 years experience in her job not the few days he has had

    Exactly.
  • Jane Doh!Jane Doh! Posts: 43,307
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    Addisonian wrote: »
    Oh lovely.
    Freeman - it's fine, you don't need to type it all out again.
    Jane - I'll be expecting a PM, thanks.

    :D
    :D:D
    Freeman000 wrote: »
    Well, here is my post, thanks to the Google cache. Mods, if against the forum rules, please delete.

    1.) Start off nice and slow. Kiss her gently all over her body.

    2.) Make lots of skin-to-skin contact - this isn't a porn movie, this is a real life intimate moment between the two of you. Press your chest up against her's during slow and passionate missionary, and sensually kiss her neck.

    3.) Make sure she's nice and 'ready' before you start. When going down on her, pretend that you are licking an ice cream - no tight tongue.

    4.) Cuddles after sex.

    5.) Make sure you go for at least 30 minutes.

    6.) Occasionally withdraw your cock and rub the end on her clitoris, before sliding it back in.

    If you want any more detailed advice, just me a PM. Good luck, brah.

    I don't see anything there but quality advice. I'm not sure how we've gone from the Pope to this, though.

    That wasn't the post in question.
  • elliecatelliecat Posts: 9,890
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    Freeman000 wrote: »
    Now, I am not a Catholic or even religious, and I'm not necessarily the biggest supporter of the Catholic Church, but I am always impressed by modesty and humility of the powerful.

    Pope Francis, hours after being elected Pope, was photographed taking a mini bus out of the Vatican instead of a Papal limousine. As Archbishop of Buenos Aires, he opted for a modest apartment instead of the archbishop's palace that normally houses men of his position.

    Our horrible Monarch, and apparent head of the Church of England, on the other hand, wouldn't be seen dead in anything other than a state-of-the-art 4x4 or limo, paid for by the tax payer. Likewise, not only does she prefer to stay in a palace as opposed to a more modest property, she stays in multiple palaces, funded by the tax payer as opposed to her enormous personal wealth.

    Also, can you imagine 'Her Majesty' kissing the feet of AIDS patients? She won't even shake the hand of a commoner without wearing gloves.

    To be honest she lives in a flat in those palaces, she doesn't actually live in the whole palace. Buckingham Palace has lots of flats and offices, same for Windsor Castle. Also as many of the rooms are open to the public she won't be living in them either.
  • Deb ArkleDeb Arkle Posts: 12,584
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    Addisonian wrote: »
    Now now, that's not your whole post, is it? ;)
    He's removed some? He must think we're all suckers.


    oh, wait.....:D
  • Hobbit FeetHobbit Feet Posts: 18,798
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    Debs!

    I just swallowed
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,583
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    Jane Doh! wrote: »
    :D:D



    That wasn't the post in question.

    Wasn't it? I thought it was the bit about the ice cream that you were referring to. Which post is in question, then?
  • AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    Deb Arkle wrote: »
    He's removed some? He must think we're all suckers.


    oh, wait.....:D
    Exactly, he's really blowing us off by removing the most vital part.
  • Big Boy BarryBig Boy Barry Posts: 35,389
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    The Queen has responded to this thread and issued a statement.

    "After reflecting on the views posted on a thread on Digital Spy, one has decided that from now on, one will oppose contraception, encourage the spread of disease and unwanted children, oppose a woman's right to control her own procreation, support lifelong (alleged) celibacy for elderly men, reject the notion that gay people should be treated as equal human beings, and sweep rape and sexual abuse under the rug"
  • Deb ArkleDeb Arkle Posts: 12,584
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    Debs!

    I just swallowed
    Durty gurl! :D
  • Jane Doh!Jane Doh! Posts: 43,307
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    Freeman, see if you still have post 31. If not, I'll put the screenshot up for you.

    As regards the topic, I think the Queen does absolutely fine as she is. She certainly doesn't need lessons from a Pope, in anything.
  • TouristaTourista Posts: 14,338
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    The Queen has responded to this thread and issued a statement.

    "After reflecting on the views posted on a thread on Digital Spy, one has decided that from now on, one will oppose contraception, encourage the spread of disease and unwanted children, oppose a woman's right to control her own procreation, support lifelong (alleged) celibacy for elderly men, reject the notion that gay people should be treated as equal human beings, and sweep rape and sexual abuse under the rug"

    Nicely done BBB.
  • haphashhaphash Posts: 21,448
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    Well I'm not impressed by humility at all. Its like all those celebs campaigning for red nose day just to let us know how wonderful they are. Pass the champers!

    A Queen should live in a palace and wear a crown - so there! It says so in my fairytales book.
  • Jane Doh!Jane Doh! Posts: 43,307
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    Freeman000 wrote: »
    Wasn't it? I thought it was the bit about the ice cream that you were referring to. Which post is in question, then?

    The ice cream one was pretty hilarious.

    Post 31 was the cringey one.
  • Hobbit FeetHobbit Feet Posts: 18,798
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    This thread is scaring me now
  • Jane Doh!Jane Doh! Posts: 43,307
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    This thread is scaring me now

    Scarey? Have you looked at your feet recently?
  • estrella★estrella★ Posts: 3,714
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    The Queen has responded to this thread and issued a statement.

    "After reflecting on the views posted on a thread on Digital Spy, one has decided that from now on, one will oppose contraception, encourage the spread of disease and unwanted children, oppose a woman's right to control her own procreation, support lifelong (alleged) celibacy for elderly men, reject the notion that gay people should be treated as equal human beings, and sweep rape and sexual abuse under the rug"
    And the DS royalists would still claim she's 'above politics'...
  • Hobbit FeetHobbit Feet Posts: 18,798
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    Jane Doh! wrote: »
    Scarey? Have you looked at your feet recently?

    Fellate my toes baby
  • Jane Doh!Jane Doh! Posts: 43,307
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    Fellate my toes baby

    If I did, I'd ruin you for any other woman.
  • biggle2000biggle2000 Posts: 3,588
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    Jane Doh! wrote: »
    If I did, I'd ruin you for any other woman.

    No listening (fingers in ears) la la la la:D
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