i can't poo
Billy_Value
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i am having a little bit of trouble going for number 2, i feel a bit eggbound been like this for a few days now, i don't want to go down laxatives route, what works for you has i have tried eating more fiber but to no avail, i was alright last week very regular
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And lots of it.
Works a treat.
Yes, and on the hour every hour for the next few days
Why am I now humming a Genesis song?
We used to live in the Far East, if the shelves of the chemists are to be believed, constipation must be quite the issue. I remember seeing the rather alarming sounding ' Atomic Enemas', thank God the beer cure never failed!
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2026538
Lovely. (Don't leave the house till you're empty.)
I can vouch for Guinness in terms of it 'working' you, but it IS lovely stuff! Drank a pint and a bit on my weekend in Dublin - had 2 small samples on my through the Guinness Storehouse & pulled my very own pint, so suffice to say, I spent most of the rest of my afternoon in the toilets of my next visit - Dublin Zoo!
Kelloggs' All-Bran (a decent amount of it) and a banana each morning usually works for me, combined with a few pieces of fruit. I find Tropicana is the best orange juice, too.
Hope you feel better soon.
Good luck!
If that fails, prepare your lavatory with plenty of toilet paper and reading material, position yourself within dashing distance of it, then take a suitable dose of magnesium citrate.
Billy, eat a banana and also drink green Tea. It works.
a packet of liquorice would do the trick but I don't really want to be eating a packet of sweets every day either
So I've settled on Andrews Liver Salts...........a glass a day keeps me regular and it's a very nice drink as well
Pretty much what I was going to suggest. Drink water, water and more water!
you know what they called it? - the butt burner
as in you drink more than a few and you'll know why its called that the next day