Seriously though, no idea, I asked Phil, but he refused to answer, making me think he might be indulging in a bit of Chawnerlying again. I can't see her getting a job at F&B's, I expect she's just whipped out her nail scissors and trimmed a fringe or two at the local old folk's home for pocket money.
It looks as if Emma has had a lucky escape since these revelations about Simon Cowell and Danni Minogue have come out.
Indeed, Lovely Lady, the red blooded heterosexual beast that is Simon Cowell obviously can't keep his hairy hands off the hired help, so thank goodness Emma Chawner's showbiz stint went precisely nowhere. Otherwise she could be sitting proud like all his other exes, with a house, a car, a high profile career and an income for life;)
Indeed, Lovely Lady, the red blooded heterosexual beast that is Simon Cowell obviously can't keep his hairy hands off the hired help, so thank goodness Emma Chawner's showbiz stint went precisely nowhere. Otherwise she could be sitting proud like all his other exes, with a house, a car, a high profile career and an income for life;)
Exactly. Simon will be on the lookout for a new girlfriend/beard now. So Emma ought to hotfoot it to the BGT auditions and do a poledancing routine to entice him.
Exactly. Simon will be on the lookout for a new girlfriend/beard now. So Emma ought to hotfoot it to the BGT auditions and do a poledancing routine to entice him.
tried that and they asked for heaps of information back as to why i want the posts removed but when i submitted all the info they just never got back to me
Indeed, Lovely Lady, the red blooded heterosexual beast that is Simon Cowell obviously can't keep his hairy hands off the hired help, so thank goodness Emma Chawner's showbiz stint went precisely nowhere. Otherwise she could be sitting proud like all his other exes, with a house, a car, a high profile career and an income for life;)
This made me laugh - could you imagine the two of them?
Phil has updated his work info and it says he works for Mark Two Distribution
Someone said 'work, you?'
I have checked Google and there is a Mark Two Distribution in Bolton so do we think Phil has a job???
What, with his helicopter pylons and lorry diabetes?:eek: Of course not. That's where he once worked, back in 1985. Quite why he's chosen to add it to his facebook now is baffling...oh wait a minute, the New Zealand viewers will see it and perhaps be temporarily fooled into thinking the purple one has joined the ranks of those who work for a living.
What, with his helicopter pylons and lorry diabetes?:eek: Of course not. That's where he once worked, back in 1985. Quite why he's chosen to add it to his facebook now is baffling...oh wait a minute, the New Zealand viewers will see it and perhaps be temporarily fooled into thinking the purple one has joined the ranks of those who work for a living.
Think you are being a little unfair Alfie - he does work - he works for the Government and they pay him £22k per year to test Smart Price Sausages and he is a mystery shopper for the NHS :D:D
Think you are being a little unfair Alfie - he does work - he works for the Government and they pay him £22k per year to test Smart Price Sausages and he is a mystery shopper for the NHS :D:D
And I forgot he is a paid carer as well lol!!
And as a carer, he has to be available for 35 hrs a week. For Phil ,the thought of having to care for Audrey 35 hrs a week is enough to make him ill, having a paid job as well would be too much for the poor man!:eek::eek::eek:
And as a carer, he has to be available for 35 hrs a week. For Phil ,the thought of having to care for Audrey 35 hrs a week is enough to make him ill, having a paid job as well would be too much for the poor man!:eek::eek::eek:
Well that does work out at a day and half a week and no one works more than that a week unless they are a workaholic:D:D
And as a carer, he has to be available for 35 hrs a week. For Phil ,the thought of having to care for Audrey 35 hrs a week is enough to make him ill, having a paid job as well would be too much for the poor man!:eek::eek::eek:
He doesn't even care for her for 35 minutes a week!
Although seeing how quick she moved during skip gate, it makes you wonder how much "care" she needs!
Think you are being a little unfair Alfie - he does work - he works for the Government and they pay him £22k per year to test Smart Price Sausages and he is a mystery shopper for the NHS :D:D
And I forgot he is a paid carer as well lol!!
Mystery shopper for the NHS, I like it:D Is there an investigation he and his family haven't road tested? There's the camera down and the MFI scan just for starters, I would imagine with their catalogue of obesity related ailments they have kept the medical professionals at Blackburn General very busy indeed over the years.
New Zealand have been treated to the Audrey 'cancer scare' episode now, according to facebook, cue lots of sorrowful remarks from the Kiwi contingent - and not ONE comment from Phil explaining it was fungal skin disorder and as far removed from a malignancy as Marmite is from marmalade.:rolleyes:
Mystery shopper for the NHS, I like it:D Is there an investigation he and his family haven't road tested? There's the camera down and the MFI scan just for starters, I would imagine with their catalogue of obesity related ailments they have kept the medical professionals at Blackburn General very busy indeed over the years.
New Zealand have been treated to the Audrey 'cancer scare' episode now, according to facebook, cue lots of sorrowful remarks from the Kiwi contingent - and not ONE comment from Phil explaining it was fungal skin disorder and as far removed from a malignancy as Marmite is from marmalade.:rolleyes:
Not to mention all the medication they are roadtesting between them - glad to know that my taxes are being well used:eek: NZ is near Australia on the other side of the world so any comments that he makes (and of course he will put them right) will take up to 8 weeks to arrive by row boat lol!!
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Did we ever find out what Emma's job was?
Seriously though, no idea, I asked Phil, but he refused to answer, making me think he might be indulging in a bit of Chawnerlying again. I can't see her getting a job at F&B's, I expect she's just whipped out her nail scissors and trimmed a fringe or two at the local old folk's home for pocket money.
Bungee Jump cord tester:D
Simon Cowell's new 'girlfriend?'
Thin ice tester
Whale knitted coat model
the list is endless:D
:eek::eek::D:D
Exactly. Simon will be on the lookout for a new girlfriend/beard now. So Emma ought to hotfoot it to the BGT auditions and do a poledancing routine to entice him.
Have you seen the photo of her and close personal friend Peter Andre? He looks utterly terrified.
My favourite is the one with close personal friend and colleague Emma Willis. Her grin is the definition of rictus.
tried that and they asked for heaps of information back as to why i want the posts removed but when i submitted all the info they just never got back to me
Someone said 'work, you?'
I have checked Google and there is a Mark Two Distribution in Bolton so do we think Phil has a job???
This made me laugh - could you imagine the two of them?
Good on him if it's not Chawnerlying! (excellent phrase!) Could this not be where he used to work before the days of lorry diabetis?
Think you are being a little unfair Alfie - he does work - he works for the Government and they pay him £22k per year to test Smart Price Sausages and he is a mystery shopper for the NHS
And I forgot he is a paid carer as well lol!!
And as a carer, he has to be available for 35 hrs a week. For Phil ,the thought of having to care for Audrey 35 hrs a week is enough to make him ill, having a paid job as well would be too much for the poor man!:eek::eek::eek:
Well that does work out at a day and half a week and no one works more than that a week unless they are a workaholic:D:D
He doesn't even care for her for 35 minutes a week!
Although seeing how quick she moved during skip gate, it makes you wonder how much "care" she needs!
New Zealand have been treated to the Audrey 'cancer scare' episode now, according to facebook, cue lots of sorrowful remarks from the Kiwi contingent - and not ONE comment from Phil explaining it was fungal skin disorder and as far removed from a malignancy as Marmite is from marmalade.:rolleyes:
Not to mention all the medication they are roadtesting between them - glad to know that my taxes are being well used:eek: NZ is near Australia on the other side of the world so any comments that he makes (and of course he will put them right) will take up to 8 weeks to arrive by row boat lol!!