a reminder of episode number 1, 1985 :
(talking about reg cox)
Ethel : Imagine being beaten to death in you're own bed
Den : He wasn't beaten to death and he wasn't in his bed. But other than that you're bang on as always.
ha ha he gets the best one liners. ...love it when he calls his mum Gail and in last night's episode when she got it in his way he just said in a matter of fact way "just run er over!" His timing and delivery is genius. ....and not forgetting anything sarcastic said by the late great blanche hunt:p
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This is one of the funniest TV moments EVER
Joe to Lindsey:
I don't want our son dusted for fingerprints while the other kids r still potty training.
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Robbie to Jason:
The docs rnt gonna let u leave here like stevie wonder in a body bag.
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Will to Sienna:
Ur really not scared of me, ru?
Sienna to Will:
Of what, Hannibal Lector with a gammy leg?
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EASTENDERS
Ronnie to Aleks:
It's Kettle!
Tom to Tony and Darren
You've got loads in common, you're both lonely, single... past it
Tony and Darren
Oi!
Then later
Darren
There's life in the old dogs yet
*Tom drops luggage on Darren's foot*
Chrissie to Robert:
I can't bear to think of u with another woman.
Robert to Chrissie:
I promise I will never cheat on you with another woman.
'thanks for telling me you're Radio Ga Ga'
Made me smile.
'Suit yourself. Go clean yourself up. You'll get blood on the carpet.'
That as well as
"Shabs I'm about as fit as last nights kebab"
Doctor to Nicola:
Do u know how old ur mother was when she entered the menopause?
Nicola to Doctor:
She was always a bit volatile..well she did cook Christmas dinner in her underwear with all windows and doors open once!
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Jimmy to Nicola:
Ur not thinkin of goin to work r ya?
Nicola to Jimmy:
I can't afford to sit around here all day. I might blink & wake up in an old peoples home.
Jane to Sonia:
Pauline could b a handful but at least she wasn't mean.
Sonia to Jane:
If u say so.
Ross:
U followin' me?
Aaron:
Yeah.
Ross:
Not flattered!
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Val to Tracey:
Kerry is teaching rachael to leave he morals at the door along with her nickers.
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Val:
I have just bagged tracey an official coming out event.
Brenda:
I didn't know tracey was gay.
Val:
(laughs)-Ur the world's best answer to a compromised immune system.
Dot to Nick:
I don't know what I did to deserve u
Nick to Dot:
U got laid!
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Max to Ian:
Ur marriages r like busses, there'll b another along in a minute.
a reminder of episode number 1, 1985 :
(talking about reg cox)
Ethel : Imagine being beaten to death in you're own bed
Den : He wasn't beaten to death and he wasn't in his bed. But other than that you're bang on as always.
Tania to Jane:
How's ADAM?
Haha
ha ha he gets the best one liners. ...love it when he calls his mum Gail and in last night's episode when she got it in his way he just said in a matter of fact way "just run er over!" His timing and delivery is genius. ....and not forgetting anything sarcastic said by the late great blanche hunt:p
Charlie talking to Dot about Nick
Charlie "I'll kill 'im!"
Dot "You can't! I already 'ave."
"Room for a little one?"
"It's a bit of a squeeze"
"Don't see that as a problem!"
"LOSEEERRR!"
Martin: It's Nick Cotton! Of course it's weird!
Zainab:
What's Christian done now?
Masood:
Our son!