Do you have Ebola?

Terry N · 10/10/14 - 01:02

Some reports are saying a British man died of ebola in Macedonia, but he was here a week ago.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786874/Breaking-news-British-man-dies-suspected-Ebola-Macedonia-UK-victim-virus-killed-thousands.html

Just wondering if anyone on here had it?

muggins14 · 10/10/14 - 01:04

I doubt they'd be posting if they did!

Terry N · 10/10/14 - 01:07

Someone voted yes. Clear the forum.

Doctor Bench · 10/10/14 - 01:08

I can't tell whether this is serious or not.

Hypnodisc · 10/10/14 - 01:10

Doctor Bench wrote: »

I can't tell whether this is serious or not.

Oh yes, I do wonder. It's so hard to tell isn't it?

muggins14 · 10/10/14 - 01:11

I was watching the news tonight, all about the airport checks, etc., and they pointed out how none of the ports are being monitored at all, although may a ship comes in from affected areas. Seems rather half-hearted to me!

chocoholic100 · 10/10/14 - 01:12

I might have, I was thinking about starting a thread in advice asking for some medical help.
Ill see what people have to say over there before I quarantine myself.
Then I will post on the poll.

Terry N · 10/10/14 - 01:13

An Ebola scare on a plane in America. :eek:

http://youtu.be/LJhWVsx1U8c

d'@ve · 10/10/14 - 01:14

chocoholic100 wrote: »

I might have, I was thinking about starting a thread in advice asking for some medical help.
Ill see what people have to say over there before I quarantine myself.
Then I will post on the poll.

You probably do have it, because the cocoa from which your favourite choccy is made comes from Sierra Leone.

Be afraid. Very afraid.

chocoholic100 · 10/10/14 - 01:17

d'@ve wrote: »

You probably do have it, because the cocoa from which your favourite choccy is made comes from Sierra Leone.

Be afraid. Very afraid.

This is exactly the type of advice I was after, saved me typing a thread out in advice.
Thanks

Op. Looks like I do, stick me down for a yes.

d'@ve · 10/10/14 - 01:22

chocoholic100 wrote: »

This is exactly the type of advice I was after, saved me typing a thread out in advice.
Thanks

Op. Looks like I do, stick me down for a yes.

I had to vote 'yes' too, because the 'fab' ice lolly I had earlier contains a small trace of cocoa powder, which probably comes from West Africa.

I hope the Government are reading this most important thread and are noting the poll results.

[Deleted User] · 10/10/14 - 01:26

I had Ebola before it was cool.

Hypnodisc · 10/10/14 - 01:31

eta: deleted, wrong thread somehow

Wolfsheadish · 10/10/14 - 01:38

Where's the "Not Yet" option?

PunksNotDead · 10/10/14 - 01:45

Thread infected, Mods please close.

OneTreeHillFan · 10/10/14 - 02:19

I have a cold but lets get real it's probably Ebola. I've been to all my uni lectures and stuff so probably the whole of Swansea is infected now, my bad.

exlordlucan · 10/10/14 - 02:28

Dunno about ebola but I do have abola cornflakes at the mo.

jra · 10/10/14 - 03:11

Terry N wrote: »

Some reports are saying a British man died of ebola in Macedonia, but he was here a week ago.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786874/Breaking-news-British-man-dies-suspected-Ebola-Macedonia-UK-victim-virus-killed-thousands.html

Just wondering if anyone on here had it?

Of course I have, along with Anthrax, Dengue Fever and cholera, all at the same time.

Somebody chopped my head off the other day. I just grew a new one. I'm a tough bastard.

[Deleted User] · 10/10/14 - 03:38

Doctor Bench wrote: »

I can't tell whether this is serious or not.

I can't tell either.

dorydaryl · 10/10/14 - 03:42

jra wrote: »

Of course I have, along with Anthrax, Dengue Fever and cholera, all at the same time.

Somebody chopped my head off the other day. I just grew a new one. I'm a tough bastard.

I raise you all those against my Bubonic Plague, Smallpox and itchy foot.

shackfan · 10/10/14 - 07:14

Ramo1234 wrote: »

I can't tell either.

I'd really worry if he was serious. Bit of a silly thread really. Neither funny or informative. Poor attempt by the op.

muggins14 · 10/10/14 - 08:05

exlordlucan wrote: »

Dunno about ebola but I do have abola cornflakes at the mo.

What an unfortunate name for them

[Deleted User] · 10/10/14 - 08:07

shackfan wrote: »

I'd really worry if he was serious. Bit of a silly thread really. Neither funny or informative. Poor attempt by the op.

I agree.

I'm not going to even bother voting 'yes'.

TrollHunter · 10/10/14 - 08:16

jra wrote: »

Of course I have, along with Anthrax, Dengue Fever and cholera, all at the same time.

Somebody chopped my head off the other day. I just grew a new one. I'm a tough bastard.

Oh great. Just as we start having to deal with ebola, along comes a zombie apocalypse to finish us off. That's all I need today.

nessyfencer · 10/10/14 - 09:00

Thought so for a minute there, but I was just hungry.

Fairyprincess0 · 10/10/14 - 09:03

I've got Ebola!!!

..... High five!!!

Who's for a group hug?......

Hey there!

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