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Top 5 Most Annoying Things Jeremy Kyle Does (Part 2)

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CandyPink wrote: »
Same here, she has the sort of voice and face that makes you want to lob a brick through the telly :mad:


I know. I am an utter piece of SCUUUUUUUM. FACT! I don't claim job seekers though so thats one bonus in my defence :p



Same here...I post way too much. Although there are days when I don't online at all. Not often though :o


MADAM YOU ARE A LIAR AND A DISGRACE!!!! HOLD YOU HANDS IN THE AIR......YOU CAN ALWAYS BE FOUND LURKING EITHER IN THE THREAD OR IN THE WINGS!!!!!!!

Dolls, can you imagine Jezza sining Can the Cans, down at the devilgat der-ive

My post count has nosedived since my sorry behind has had to go into the office. You are catching up with me Dolls - FACT!!! We are both a disgrace. We joined in the same month and have done thousands between us!!!!
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    MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    I am a filthy SCUMBAG!!!!! FACT!!!!

    In response to Wots LMFAO post
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    Melodybear wrote: »
    I am a filthy SCUMBAG!!!!! FACT!!!!

    In response to Wots LMFAO post

    That just cracked me up ..made my day :D
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    MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    wotsit2 wrote: »
    That just cracked me up ..made my day :D


    Do you mean my post 9988?? or the fact that I am a scum bag!!
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    Melodybear wrote: »
    Do you mean my post 9988?? or the fact that I am a scum bag!!

    9988 Mels ...i was killin myself laughing:D
    We all know youre a SCUMBAG .....FACT :D
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    wotsit2 wrote: »
    9988 Mels ...i was killin myself laughing:D


    I think it went over everyone else's heads:o They can't believe I meant what I did:eek: You were there tho Wots!!!
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    Melodybear wrote: »
    Mmmm, wouldn't mind flicking my tongue over a couple of those:o

    LMFAO!!! Now this is the post of the day! FACT!
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    dollylovesshoesdollylovesshoes Posts: 14,531
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    Melodybear wrote: »
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    MADAM YOU ARE A LIAR AND A DISGRACE!!!! HOLD YOU HANDS IN THE AIR......YOU CAN ALWAYS BE FOUND LURKING EITHER IN THE THREAD OR IN THE WINGS!!!!!!!

    Dolls, can you imagine Jezza sining Can the Cans, down at the devilgat der-ive

    My post count has nosedived since my sorry behind has had to go into the office. You are catching up with me Dolls - FACT!!! We are both a disgrace. We joined in the same month and have done thousands between us!!!!

    I cant believe how many posts I've got!!!! I obviously don't do anything all day but sit at the bleeding computer!!! I'm a sad cow FACT!!!
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    MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    Crikey - You've got me laughing at my own quip now!!!!
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    MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    I cant believe how many posts I've got!!!! I obviously don't do anything all day but sit at the bleeding computer!!! I'm a sad cow FACT!!!

    You're not a sad cow Dolls. I think you're the puppys privates - FACT!!!!!:)

    Or Dogs ********
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    Melodybear wrote: »
    I think it went over everyone else's heads:o They can't believe I meant what I did:eek: You were there tho Wots!!!

    Must have similar minds Mels...Its our age :D:D
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    Melodybear wrote: »
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    MADAM YOU ARE A LIAR AND A DISGRACE!!!! HOLD YOU HANDS IN THE AIR......YOU CAN ALWAYS BE FOUND LURKING EITHER IN THE THREAD OR IN THE WINGS!!!!!!!

    Dolls, can you imagine Jezza sining Can the Cans, down at the devilgat der-ive

    My post count has nosedived since my sorry behind has had to go into the office. You are catching up with me Dolls - FACT!!! We are both a disgrace. We joined in the same month and have done thousands between us!!!!

    :eek: Hey I wasn't online all day last Monday :p Although I am HOLDING MY HANDS IN THE AIR, I am a DISGRACE and thats a FACT! But there has been a LINE DRAWN IN THE SAND and I don't want to be either PREJUDGED OR BOO'D by a load of utter SCUUUUUUUUUUUM in the audience :mad:

    *spits* *froggy jumps* *goes red in the face*

    *Gray comes on stage and wipes the spit from Jezza's chin*
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    Melodybear wrote: »
    Mmmm, wouldn't mind flicking my tongue over a couple of those:o


    You dirty little mare!!!!.. How could you !!!! My tongue has already been there!! :D:D :eek: :o:o
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    wotsit2 wrote: »
    9988 Mels ...i was killin myself laughing:D
    We all know youre a SCUMBAG .....FACT :D

    Mel's is the most funny and most dirty minded one of this thread. YES OR NO?
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    I cant believe how many posts I've got!!!! I obviously don't do anything all day but sit at the bleeding computer!!! I'm a sad cow FACT!!!

    agree with Mels .......:D doggies bits
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    Melodybear wrote: »
    I am wolfing a ham and mustard sarnie!!!!

    I had a mini roast dinner!!!!!:D :D
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    You dirty little mare!!!!.. How could you !!!! My tongue has already been there!! :D:D :eek: :o:o

    OH MY GOD!!! POOR GRAY!!! HE'S BEING EATEN ALIVE!!!!!! :eek:
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    CandyPink wrote: »
    Mel's is the most funny and most dirty minded one of this thread. YES OR NO?



    YES!!! FACT!:D :D:D
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    CandyPink wrote: »
    Mel's is the most funny and most dirty minded one of this thread. YES OR NO?

    YES ...FACT !!!!!:D
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    Melodybear wrote: »
    You're not a sad cow Dolls. I think you're the puppys privates - FACT!!!!!:)

    Or Dogs ********

    Oooooh, NEW BADGE TIME LAYDEEZ AND GENNELMEEEEN. Mel's just made the 10,000th post of the thread with this post. FACT!
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    MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    You dirty little mare!!!!.. How could you !!!! My tongue has already been there!! :D:D :eek: :o:o


    Actually, Dolls, i think it was still there....a pink salivating item caught up in the wisps:eek:
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    I cant believe how many posts I've got!!!! I obviously don't do anything all day but sit at the bleeding computer!!! I'm a sad cow FACT!!!

    Same here Dolls. I think we are all saddo's :cry: Except for Wots as he is still under 500 posts :p
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    Melodybear wrote: »
    Actually, Dolls, i think it was still there....a pink salivating item caught up in the wisps:eek:

    Ewwww.....I wish they had added a vomit smilie :(
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    CandyPink wrote: »
    Oooooh, NEW BADGE TIME LAYDEEZ AND GENNELMEEEEN. Mel's just made the 10,000th post of the thread with this post. FACT!
    10,000 posts!! We are a disgrace!!!! In february there was only a few!!!
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    CandyPink wrote: »
    Oooooh, NEW BADGE TIME LAYDEEZ AND GENNELMEEEEN. Mel's just made the 10,000th post of the thread with this post. FACT!

    Well done MELS:cool: :D
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    dollylovesshoesdollylovesshoes Posts: 14,531
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    Melodybear wrote: »
    Actually, Dolls, i think it was still there....a pink salivating item caught up in the wisps:eek:

    :eek: :eek: I actually still have one of the wisps in me Teef!!!!:D :eek: :eek:
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