Sam I Am

TheSloth · 09/01/14 - 01:31

Green: The players
Eggs: On their faces
Ham: Yes, it's West Ham

Sam I Am is one lucky man.

Did I hear he's the 13th highest earning football manager in world football?

It's so, so wrong. I know City are good but West Ham are an utter shambles. Took 75-1 off a contractor at work for 7-0 and it's not looking too shabby right now.

Jamesp84 · 09/01/14 - 01:36

But, but, he could manage Real Madrid you know...

OneTreeHillFan · 09/01/14 - 02:04

TheSloth wrote: »

It's so, so wrong. I know City are good but West Ham are an utter shambles. Took 75-1 off a contractor at work for 7-0 and it's not looking too shabby right now.

Think you should've gone for a couple more.

Big Boy Barry · 09/01/14 - 02:06

I hope that little kid who cried during the Forest match isn't watching this one too.

Hayden · 09/01/14 - 02:06

So this is why he threw away the Forest game

I could feel sorry for him but he is such a dislikeable bastard that I can't be bothered.

Taxi for Allardici!

dodger0703 · 09/01/14 - 02:08

Big Sam must be glad he played the kids on Sunday, they might have got hammered tonight otherwise

jaimesw · 09/01/14 - 02:08

Are you 12?

Big Boy Barry · 09/01/14 - 02:09

When did David Sullivan join the Soviet navy?

Hayden · 09/01/14 - 02:09

At least they have the same consolation United did last night.
It's only half time at 90 minutes.

Big Boy Barry · 09/01/14 - 02:11

Hayden wrote: »

At least they have the same consolation United did last night.
It's only half time at 90 minutes.

My prediction

Man City win 14-0 on aggregate.

alanrollins · 09/01/14 - 02:11

It would be comedy gold if the West Ham programme for the return leg says "in the event of the scores being level on aggregate after 90 minutes..."

Big Boy Barry · 09/01/14 - 02:16

Karren Brady (proud supporter of public spending cuts) will ask for more public money to find and pay a new manager in addition to the money she got to turn the Olympic Stadium into the Half Empty West Ham White Elephant.

Big Boy Barry · 09/01/14 - 02:32

6-0

Wow

Jamesp84 · 09/01/14 - 02:39

Could they just all agree not to play the 2nd leg? Saves time, effort and money for all concerned.

Grouty · 09/01/14 - 04:01

Bet the board feel stupid for giving him their full backing now

[Deleted User] · 09/01/14 - 04:06

Jamesp84 wrote: »

Could they just all agree not to play the 2nd leg? Saves time, effort and money for all concerned.

I'm sure I read that in Europe somewhere recently that exact thing happened - the 'Man City' side simply didn't bother to turn up for the second leg (literally didn't show up!)and thus forfeited the game 3-0. As they were six-nil up already, they did not care one little bit...:D

super-eagle · 09/01/14 - 04:08

West Ham have nothing to complain about. Many teams have been thrashed at the Etihad.

oblivian · 09/01/14 - 04:15

Got a feeling we could well be hearing how west ham have sacked big Sam by about noon tomorrow.
Can't see them letting this carry on much longer.

DUNDEEBOY · 09/01/14 - 05:22

Yes he will be gone tomorrow

RepublicOfYorks · 09/01/14 - 05:30

Big Boy Barry wrote: »

When did David Sullivan join the Soviet navy?

I think it must have been a costume from one of his porn movies.

jeffiner1892 · 09/01/14 - 05:37

Sam, Rafa has just one thing to say to you:

Game over

RepublicOfYorks · 09/01/14 - 05:43

Big Boy Barry wrote: »

Karren Brady (proud supporter of public spending cuts) will ask for more public money to find and pay a new manager in addition to the money she got to turn the Olympic Stadium into the Half Empty West Ham White Elephant.

No, they'll probably just sign 11 random South Americans part-owned by Colombian drug barons. When the Premier League find out, Pornoman can hide the papers down the back of his sofa, they'll never find them there, and when the Spammers have stayed up by a point, PL can hold a full inquiry into it all and fine them 50 pence.

What a bloody fantastic week it's been in the meantime though. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

:D:D

Only sorry it wasn't ten.

Jamesp84 · 09/01/14 - 05:44

RepublicOfYorks wrote: »

No, they'll probably just sign 11 random South Americans part-owned by Colombian drug barons. When the Premier League find out, Pornoman can hide the papers down the back of his sofa, they'll never find them there, and when the Spammers have stayed up by a point, PL can hold a full inquiry into it all and fine them 50 pence.

What a bloody fantastic week it's been in the meantime though. ha ha ha ha ha ha. :D:D

Only sorry it wasn't ten.

Sheff Utd fan by any chance?

I completley agree by the way.

Jamesp84 · 09/01/14 - 05:46

@TheBig_Sam 2h
F**k me. I'll be picking bits of Manchester City out my ringpiece for weeks. Bastards.

[Deleted User] · 09/01/14 - 06:28

super-eagle wrote: »

West Ham have nothing to complain about. Many teams have been thrashed at the Etihad.

Most of them attempted to put the odd tackle in ! It was not the 6 goals, it was the woeful lack of effort to try and stop Man City strolling around, doing as they wanted. How Sam of all folk can defend that ?!

I don't think Sam has helped himself with his excuse-laden, delussional-sounding post match interviews.

Generally very patient owners at West Ham, who are far from trigger happy, but there comes a point...

roddydogs · 09/01/14 - 12:15

Karen & Dave not happy. MC can play their 3rd team at UP.

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