101 Things Nadia calls the police about

humpty dumpty · 15/01/15 - 10:36

Coleen for stating she loves looking at Callum's arse.

Or maybe not.

jojoeno · 15/01/15 - 10:53

Russel Crowes singing in Les Miserables

Philip_Clarke · 15/01/15 - 12:15

The baggage retrieval system they've got at heathrow

EuroFoxi · 15/01/15 - 12:31

She found out that she's allergic to bananas and blueberries after all the drama

TATTOO62 · 15/01/15 - 13:07

Children never considering the third world when they leave a bit of their dinner.

scratchy23 · 15/01/15 - 13:08

Ukip.

TATTOO62 · 15/01/15 - 13:10

Getting a letter from the NSPCC that contains a free pen and the pen doesn't work.
Copyright Jack Dee

ForGodsSake · 15/01/15 - 13:11

People making 101 lists of what she calls the police for.

quirkyquirk · 15/01/15 - 13:40

Julie Goodyear sucking that banana

zerosky · 15/01/15 - 14:03

Any one who gets offended by people being offended by her being offended

sammyvan · 15/01/15 - 14:56

Her missing hair brush...

Mastes1 · 15/01/15 - 14:57

...About people calling the police for no reason and wasting their time.

DiamondDoll · 15/01/15 - 15:05

Posted this in another thread and copy/pasting it here.

DiamondDoll wrote: »

Believe this or believe it not....I'm not bothered either way.

In the early nineties Ms Sawahla lived in Highgate.
The police were regularly called to the property because she and her husband/partner/boyfriend (don't know what he was) were involved in noisy altercations which frequently disturbed the neighbours.
Maybe he called them....maybe she did.......but she is no stranger to police coming to her door. ;-)