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Earwigging

boxxboxx Posts: 5,335
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How is it earwigging when two people in a room are having a conversation and a third in the vicinity hears it? I have ears, it's not like I can turn them off !

/rant

(Had to Google earwigging after I'd said it a few times in my head, starts to sound really wrong, like hippopotamus:D)

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    richard craniumrichard cranium Posts: 4,388
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    Yeah, I know.

    I was in a curtained cubicle at the outpatients dept. waiting to be seen and the woman beyond the curtain was getting her, ahem, ladyparts examined, I could hear every word, every intimate question and every answer the doc was asking this women, really, REALLY personal stuff about her sex life and all.

    I felt embarrassed for her, however It didn't stop me listening.......because you bloody can't, unless you stick your fingers in your ears and go " La La La La La La", which would surely attract attention.
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    boxxboxx Posts: 5,335
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    Awww, poor woman:o kinda awesome tho:D
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    bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    Eavesdroppers never hear good about themselves
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    boxxboxx Posts: 5,335
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    blueblade wrote: »
    Eavesdroppers never hear good about themselves

    Really? I'd like some proof please.
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    bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    boxx wrote: »
    Really? I'd like some proof please.

    It's just a proverb
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 110
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    Earwigging? Ooooooh that takes me back to the good old days of the CB.
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    BirthdayGirlBirthdayGirl Posts: 64,286
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    fat_bob wrote: »
    Earwigging? Ooooooh that takes me back to the good old days of the CB.

    CB Radio! Blimey!

    That takes me back.

    10/4 for a copy!
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    boxxboxx Posts: 5,335
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    blueblade wrote: »

    I know:) It's also silly:)
    It's something we all do, all the time.

    ETA: I allways thought CB radio was about one thing... Getting a shag.:D
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    big brother 9big brother 9 Posts: 18,153
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    Was once earwigging a conversation between two work colleagues who really started to slag me off and I mean slag me off, they were saying that I am a grass and would do anything to get to the top. They were also saying that I knew a drug dealer. Bastuards. Well I got back and I got em back good!
    I planted coke in their bags and reported it to my boss and got em sacked. Shame
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    boxxboxx Posts: 5,335
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    Was once earwigging a conversation between two work colleagues who really started to slag me off and I mean slag me off, they were saying that I am a grass and would do anything to get to the top. They were also saying that I knew a drug dealer. Bastuards. Well I got back and I got em back good!
    I planted coke in their bags and reported it to my boss and got em sacked. Shame

    Er,

    (That's pretty evil btw!)
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    big brother 9big brother 9 Posts: 18,153
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    boxx wrote: »
    Er,

    (That's pretty evil btw!)
    Shirly you must know I'm joking.? I say that they said Im a grass and that I know a drug dealer so I plant drugs wich I got from my drug dealer and grass them up like a grass would so! Duuurgh brain

    By the way there is a Leslie neilsen joke I there if you can Find it. Shirly you can. Ok il stop calling you Shirly
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    boxxboxx Posts: 5,335
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    I must stop taking DS literally:D I can never tell anymore. I think the best bet is just to assume everything is bollocks:D (or perhaps just stop skinning up=/) *
    I don't get the Leslie Nielsen references and stop calling me Shirley. : p

    * Watching 'Enter the void' hasn't helped, I'm actually feeling pretty messy atm
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 110
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    CB Radio! Blimey!

    That takes me back.

    10/4 for a copy!

    Copy. :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 110
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    boxx wrote: »
    I know:) It's also silly:)
    It's something we all do, all the time.

    ETA: I allways thought CB radio was about one thing... Getting a shag.:D

    If that was the case boxx, I was really left wanting. :p
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    slslsslsls Posts: 2,175
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    boxx wrote: »
    How is it earwigging when two people in a room are having a conversation and a third in the vicinity hears it? I have ears, it's not like I can turn them off !

    /rant

    (Had to Google earwigging after I'd said it a few times in my head, starts to sound really wrong, like hippopotamus:D)

    I've had that from a man in my office as well. He stands in front of you having a full on conversation at the top of his voice. Occassionally in his discussions he might mention something that is an issue I hve to pick up on in my jobs so after the conversations finished I will ask him about it. If it's a problem it would be stupid for me to sit there and pretend I hadn't heard it when I can sort it out.

    And then he always accuses me of eavesdropping, earwigging, snooping, what ever. But he's literally standing five inches from me having a conversation at the top of his voice and I'm supposed to somehow make myself not hear him. He's a d*ckhead.
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    slslsslsls Posts: 2,175
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    Was once earwigging a conversation between two work colleagues who really started to slag me off and I mean slag me off, they were saying that I am a grass and would do anything to get to the top. They were also saying that I knew a drug dealer. Bastuards. Well I got back and I got em back good!
    I planted coke in their bags and reported it to my boss and got em sacked. Shame

    Erm so they were completely right to slag you of in the first place then?
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    slslsslsls Posts: 2,175
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    Shirly you must know I'm joking.? I say that they said Im a grass and that I know a drug dealer so I plant drugs wich I got from my drug dealer and grass them up like a grass would so! Duuurgh brain

    By the way there is a Leslie neilsen joke I there if you can Find it. Shirly you can. Ok il stop calling you Shirly

    Wha? This doesn't make a lot of sense.:confused::confused::confused::confused:
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    jackyorkjackyork Posts: 6,608
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    How comforting it is to know Matt Forde, like Ronnie Irani is never ill, never late, never snowed in or to pissed up to get into work...but I bet they feel a little insecure:D
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    CalphurniaCalphurnia Posts: 891
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    I've had this accusation before. My typical response is "I can't help but hear YOU because you have a voice like a FOGHORN!"
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    karapote monkeykarapote monkey Posts: 3,688
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    slsls wrote: »
    Wha? This doesn't make a lot of sense.:confused::confused::confused::confused:

    yes it does. Read the post properly again
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