I was walking to work a few weeks back (its about 3 miles) and got about halfway there and got the 'brown sweats'. Needed a poo, and theres no public toilets on the way. I was too far gone to go home so had to struggle to work in a clenched cheek half run. I just made it.
Almost the most embarrassing day ever
'hello ill be late in today, i shit myself on the way in'
I don't get what's embarrassing. Surely its only embarrassing if someone finds out?
The most embarrassing thing i can think of happened a friend(really) of mine. When he was younger he used to have some porn mags, but didn't like looking at the cocks so he cut them all out and put them in a box under his bed. You can guess what his mum found when she was cleaning....
I don't get what's embarrassing. Surely its only embarrassing if someone finds out?
The most embarrassing thing i can think of happened a friend(really) of mine. When he was younger he used to have some porn mags, but didn't like looking at the cocks so he cut them all out and put them in a box under his bed. You can guess what his mum found when she was cleaning....
Actual LOL in the middle of a quiet work office here
I was walking to work a few weeks back (its about 3 miles) and got about halfway there and got the 'brown sweats'. Needed a poo, and theres no public toilets on the way. I was too far gone to go home so had to struggle to work in a clenched cheek half run. I just made it.
Almost the most embarrassing day ever
'hello ill be late in today, i shit myself on the way in'
I got caught short on a country lane once - had to force myself through a gap in the hedge and use the adjoining field. Wiped my arse on some dock leaves !!!
I got caught short on a country lane once - had to force myself through a gap in the hedge and use the adjoining field. Wiped my arse on some dock leaves !!!
Alas i didnt have that optiona s i live and work in a city
It was touch(ing cloth) and go
I got caught short on a country lane once - had to force myself through a gap in the hedge and use the adjoining field. Wiped my arse on some dock leaves !!!
It's lucky you didn't mistake nettles for dock leaves.
If it were me I'd be more embarrassed about the fact I fished 2 turds out the toilet. Far more embarrassed than I would be about leaving them festering in said toilet.
I was walking to work a few weeks back (its about 3 miles) and got about halfway there and got the 'brown sweats'. Needed a poo, and theres no public toilets on the way. I was too far gone to go home so had to struggle to work in a clenched cheek half run. I just made it.
Almost the most embarrassing day ever
'hello ill be late in today, i shit myself on the way in'
A friend of mine once had to take a day off after he followed through on his way in to work and totally ruined his trousers.
A friend of mine once had to take a day off after he followed through on his way in to work and totally ruined his trousers.
I worked with a man who one time 'didn't make it to the loo in time' and consequently had to go home and change his lower garments, by the time he got back into work all the office staff knew why he'd rushed off
I don't get what's embarrassing. Surely its only embarrassing if someone finds out?
The most embarrassing thing i can think of happened a friend(really) of mine. When he was younger he used to have some porn mags, but didn't like looking at the cocks so he cut them all out and put them in a box under his bed. You can guess what his mum found when she was cleaning....
If it were me I'd be more embarrassed about the fact I fished 2 turds out the toilet. Far more embarrassed than I would be about leaving them festering in said toilet.
yes, its only embarrassing when others are aware of the situation
only you know what happened, so I don't see the embarrassment angle..
on a similar thread with a non-flush scenario the half-wit actually fished out the turds and put them in her handbag rather than leave them unflushed in the bowl.
Turd is a great word! :kitty: I saw an opportunity to use it in this thread and grabbed it with both hands - though not quite in the same way that Leicester_Hunk grabbed it with both hands lol
Am I missing something here? Why is that embarrassing? Nobody there found out or knows anything about it? In fact, if you hadn't posted it on here you'd be the only person in the entire world that knew about it, so how is it embarrassing?
This OP amused me. I will perhaps even 'log' on again and check back later.
So embarrassing LH, you felt the need to share with us?!
To be honest, I've had my fair share of "embarrassing moments" but I'd rather forget them, than share them!.. But as they say "different folks, different strokes"
Nevermind, you gave me my first laugh of the day! ;-)
It's not that embarrassing that the flush didn't work, that's not exactly your fault. I certainly wouldn't have gone to the extent of fishing your cr@p out of the toilet and leaving it to stink in the bin. I would have just put some loo roll on top and if I noticed someone in my meeting team heading there then I'd tell them the lol doesn't work, it happens.
I had the trots on a plane once when the aisles were blocked with trolleys so I couldn't get to the loo, it took all my might not to cr@p myself. That would have been a nightmare.
I don't get what's embarrassing. Surely its only embarrassing if someone finds out?
The most embarrassing thing i can think of happened a friend(really) of mine. When he was younger he used to have some porn mags, but didn't like looking at the cocks so he cut them all out and put them in a box under his bed. You can guess what his mum found when she was cleaning....
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What with, my willy?
Boasting now?
Almost the most embarrassing day ever
'hello ill be late in today, i shit myself on the way in'
The most embarrassing thing i can think of happened a friend(really) of mine. When he was younger he used to have some porn mags, but didn't like looking at the cocks so he cut them all out and put them in a box under his bed. You can guess what his mum found when she was cleaning....
I thought someone was going to walk in on him just as he let out a rather impressive splash
Actual LOL in the middle of a quiet work office here
I got caught short on a country lane once - had to force myself through a gap in the hedge and use the adjoining field. Wiped my arse on some dock leaves !!!
Alas i didnt have that optiona s i live and work in a city
It was touch(ing cloth) and go
It's lucky you didn't mistake nettles for dock leaves.
Bit of a difference to be fair ^_^
A friend of mine once had to take a day off after he followed through on his way in to work and totally ruined his trousers.
I worked with a man who one time 'didn't make it to the loo in time' and consequently had to go home and change his lower garments, by the time he got back into work all the office staff knew why he'd rushed off
Why were you sh*tting in a meeting? What a strange place for a meeting lol
Actually laughed out loud
That's definatley your favourite word!
only you know what happened, so I don't see the embarrassment angle..
on a similar thread with a non-flush scenario the half-wit actually fished out the turds and put them in her handbag rather than leave them unflushed in the bowl.
Self censorship.
Turd is a great word! :kitty: I saw an opportunity to use it in this thread and grabbed it with both hands - though not quite in the same way that Leicester_Hunk grabbed it with both hands lol
So embarrassing LH, you felt the need to share with us?!
To be honest, I've had my fair share of "embarrassing moments" but I'd rather forget them, than share them!.. But as they say "different folks, different strokes"
Nevermind, you gave me my first laugh of the day! ;-)
Which is ironic, as dock leaves are a way of dealing with nettle stings.
I had the trots on a plane once when the aisles were blocked with trolleys so I couldn't get to the loo, it took all my might not to cr@p myself. That would have been a nightmare.
Another LOL in the middle of a quiet office