Wow Freeman your toolness didnt even need a week to reappear!
I admire your optimism that you think women/girls in Magaluf will not be as repelled by your personality as all the women you come into contact with in the UK.
Any man that proclaims himself a 'sex god' who 'loves women', would not talk about them in the degrading way you do.
However, as you persist in doing so, I am presuming that you wll finally lose your troublesome virginity and return to these shores with the knowlege that you have managed to have sex once in your life!
There us one huge flaw in your plans ; women don't like you.
The only hope you have is to never speak, stand next to one of your good looking mates who knows how to speak to women. Wait for him to get talking to a girl and hope she has a mate who is willing to take one for the team. I stress remain quiet.
There us one huge flaw in your plans ; women don't like you.
The only hope you have is to never speak, stand next to one of your good looking mates who knows how to speak to women. Wait for him to get talking to a girl and hope she has a mate who is willing to take one for the team. I stress remain quiet.
That's a bit harsh.
OP maybe your best bet is to hang around the nearest 'all you can drink for 10 Eur' bar and wait until you see a girl being carried out. Maybe, but only maybe, you might have a chance
Just go with your mates and enjoy yourself, you will meet like minded people of the same and opposite sex. You may makes new friends and have a few hilarious adventures and some steaming hot sex. Just go and enjoy yourself ignore 90% of the users in this post who are moaning and whining.
Just know while you are meeting new friends and having a good fun time they will be on here moaning about benefit cuts.
You're far too old for a lads holiday OP. At 24 you are a grown man, and will be the elderly onlooker at the scenes of debauchery enjoyed by the true lads aged 16 - 21. You've left it too late.:(
You're far too old for a lads holiday OP. At 24 you are a grown man, and will be the elderly onlooker at the scenes of debauchery enjoyed by the true lads aged 16 - 21. You've left it too late.:(
No he isn't , we only live once so go enjoy yourself, don't hurt anyone else be polite and helpful where you can but ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY meet new friends and have a fantastic time.
You're far too old for a lads holiday OP. At 24 you are a grown man, and will be the elderly onlooker at the scenes of debauchery enjoyed by the true lads aged 16 - 21. You've left it too late.:(
There were 32 year olds on that channel 4 doc, some people age slower than others. Im 22 but look 16.
From what I can see, and I know as freeman posted his nonsense in a thread I started, he posts deliberately inflammatory things because he wants people to call him a virgin, repellant etc because he's on a wind up and wants a reaction. In that sense, he succeeds every time. It's pretty clear to me that none of what he says is true, and is deliberately outlandish. He's no doubt a normal bloke having fun by poking people into outrage on a forum. If you want him to go away, surely his posts are actually best ignored rather than giving him the attention he clearly wants every single time?
There were 32 year olds on that channel 4 doc, some people age slower than others. Im 22 but look 16.
Aw Grand, I wasn't being entirely serious. I just read Freeman's posts in the voice of Jay from the Inbetweeners and respond to him as I would to Jay;)
Looking 16 at 22 is canny, you will continue to look youthful for many years to come, so sit back and enjoy the ride. While your contemporaries are combing the internet for anti-wrinkle creams and products to halt the ageing process, you will be having the time of your life.
You're far too old for a lads holiday OP. At 24 you are a grown man, and will be the elderly onlooker at the scenes of debauchery enjoyed by the true lads aged 16 - 21. You've left it too late.:(
He's only 14, so a bit too young to go on a lads holiday anyway.
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I admire your optimism that you think women/girls in Magaluf will not be as repelled by your personality as all the women you come into contact with in the UK.
Any man that proclaims himself a 'sex god' who 'loves women', would not talk about them in the degrading way you do.
However, as you persist in doing so, I am presuming that you wll finally lose your troublesome virginity and return to these shores with the knowlege that you have managed to have sex once in your life!
The only hope you have is to never speak, stand next to one of your good looking mates who knows how to speak to women. Wait for him to get talking to a girl and hope she has a mate who is willing to take one for the team. I stress remain quiet.
That's a bit harsh.
OP maybe your best bet is to hang around the nearest 'all you can drink for 10 Eur' bar and wait until you see a girl being carried out. Maybe, but only maybe, you might have a chance
Because he's deluded to think that going to another country will get the women interested. He's not liked by women, he should try men.
Because he's, literally, a deluded cock
Just know while you are meeting new friends and having a good fun time they will be on here moaning about benefit cuts.
What a vile and inflammatory post you're definately not a very nice person are you?
Too young surely?
15 year olds with vivid imaginations don't go on lads holidays.
Their mum's won't let them.
No he isn't , we only live once so go enjoy yourself, don't hurt anyone else be polite and helpful where you can but ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY meet new friends and have a fantastic time.
Well rise above it and ignore it, But others are no better posting inflammortary comments.
There were 32 year olds on that channel 4 doc, some people age slower than others. Im 22 but look 16.
Looking 16 at 22 is canny, you will continue to look youthful for many years to come, so sit back and enjoy the ride. While your contemporaries are combing the internet for anti-wrinkle creams and products to halt the ageing process, you will be having the time of your life.
And didn't they come across as a pair of t*ssers?
This coming from you kev?:D
He's a joke on this forum, that's why he gets the replies he does. People can respond how they want to.
He's only 14, so a bit too young to go on a lads holiday anyway.
How kind, I feel flattered you sought me out.
When did he say he was 14? A lot of people talk about it so i guessing he posted it once.
I didn't really mean it, it was bravado to sound like I knew what I was on about