I like it when a woman wears flannel PJ's, lies perfectly still and snores loudly.
Just as well really.
Did you see Frankie Boyle on Mock The Week talking about 'rubber johnnies' that had a a sedative coating inside to stop premature ejaculation? He said "Alternatively, just wear them inside out, no need to wake anyone up".
Eh? That isn't kinky, OP. Get her to do that while you're gagging on her knickers stuffed in your mouth and we're starting to get kinky. Then give her some fellatio.
What gets you off in the sack? Is there anything in particular that does it for you? Perhaps something strange? A peculiarity?
Once the sex has got going, I love it when the girl I'm with digs her hands into me, especially on my chest. As in an incredibly hard grab/squeeze. And I love it when she digs her nails into my back as hard as she possibly can. Phwoar. It gets my heart pumping and bumps up the intensity. A good sex session for me is when, once it's all over, I'm covered in red marks and scratches.
I can think of a few sexual fantasy things, which really turn me on, such as a three or more women stacking and being able to explore everything available with my appendage. Also, black, Asian and women of a mixed race, i.e. a combination of dark skin coloured and white ethnicity, really gets me going.
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I think the OP means he likes watching Match Of The Day in bed.
Bootle.
When you take your hair out of the bobble at the end of the day and you are left with a big kink in it.
we're just so romantic..
Ah to be young and feckless.
Now my husband's lucky if I take my top off during.
Saints, where are you...?
Just as well really.
You are Kinky, just like my husband :rolleyes:
Did you see Frankie Boyle on Mock The Week talking about 'rubber johnnies' that had a a sedative coating inside to stop premature ejaculation? He said "Alternatively, just wear them inside out, no need to wake anyone up".
oohh were you ''downtown'' with her
My wife wears the nighty but it's very similar:D
You mean cunnilingus. You can't fellate a woman, unless she is a pre op transsexual.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fellatio
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunnilingus
I can think of a few sexual fantasy things, which really turn me on, such as a three or more women stacking and being able to explore everything available with my appendage. Also, black, Asian and women of a mixed race, i.e. a combination of dark skin coloured and white ethnicity, really gets me going.
For example.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_to_mouth
The above links are pretty graphic, so don't read if you are easily shocked.
Have you been getting advice from Freeman000?
Does that involve Nigella Lawson ?
Only if you ask her really nicely.