I'd like to see house mates go in who have not been "shown the ropes" by previous housemates from previous series, and who follow a step by step plan to try and win the show by not being their real selves.
That and live feed obviously and a show that doesn't treat it's viewing audience as morons or pre-pubescent teens with a n iPad stuck to their faces.
I'm going to go with what I THINK it could include like not what I WANT it to be:
- Everyday evictions, some fake and some real to keep HMs confused
- Someone gets an opportunity to swipe Mark's money and Helen's pass
- New fake HMs designed to cause drama and feed fake information to certain HMS regarding opinions on the outside world
-Return of HMS temporarily from this series and beyond to kick things off (I'm thinking Tamara may be drafted in with the Winston and Danielle thing)
-A secret house (Power house?) of kind where/or selected HMs will be granted the ultimate power which could include severe punishments, setting up scenarios to expose bitching and finally the power to immediately evict one or more HM over the time of their power
Basically it sounds destructive as in it's going to deeply upset the already toxic balance of the house...
Remove Helen's pass to the final somehow.
Her being there seems to be a big factor in the lack of fun, they all seem to have fun when she's not there e.g. when she was in the morgue and they had their masquerade party and the Christmas party.
You can see the whole atmosphere in the house change when she goes off on one.
It could be Helen or it just could be that they enjoy themselves every time they have a party. If they have a party that Helen attends and they don't have fun you might be onto something.
What might be interesting is if they removed Big Brother from the house.
Nobody in the diary room (they can go in to vent/leave a diary entry but they'll get no response), no voice for instructions..everything automated..perhaps sent via morse code which they have to decipher. No human contact from BB at all....(unless someone gets injured of course....then they could set off an emergency beacon).
I think they did that in BB7 when Big Brother went on vacation and just left an auto attendant on the voice mail. It was pretty funny, especially when they were trying to do noms.
As Armageddon is The Final Battle -so to speak ,Maybe Endermol/C5 have decided to cut their Loses and pull the Series -Thus this will be The Final week ,with Evictions happening every night cultimating in the Winner being announced on Friday of that week :o
It could be Helen or it just could be that they enjoy themselves every time they have a party. If they have a party that Helen attends and they don't have fun you might be onto something.
Well it could be that they just enjoy the parties but given that when Helen's had a drink is when she really goes off then parties and Helen don't mix well.
It seems 90% of the time they try and inject a bit of fun, especially when alcohol is involved, Helen ruins it but arguing.
Didn't Mark and I think Matthew mention after the masquerade party something along the lines of how much fun everyone was having and how relaxed with the absence of certain HM????
I'm definitely thinking that Helen's pass will be rescinded, even if only for one week. I can see all housemates being put up, possibly with a double eviction.
each HM should get a double HM for a week - it can be done over two weeks so the house isn't too crowded. The double sleeps with them and is chained to them for a while. There can also be competitive tasks between them etc.. At the and of the week the viewers decide if the double or the original stays by voting one out.
so one is good and one is evil and the viewers decide which.
I like the 'paired housemate' idea. There's people in there like Chris and Christopher who really need new housemates to build relationships/stories with.
It seems 90% of the time they try and inject a bit of fun, especially when alcohol is involved, Helen ruins it but arguing.
Didn't Mark and I think Matthew mention after the masquerade party something along the lines of how much fun everyone was having and how relaxed with the absence of certain HM????
Most of their "fun" is tedious for the viewers; I can eavesdrop any mediocre company Christmas dinner if I want to watch the rubbish party they had last episode - Helen's hissy fit was the only entertaining part of it.
Both Helen and Jale's should have the chance to pass on there prize.
Helen will give hers to Ash Jale can give hers to Helen.
They should be put into groups that can only see each other but not talk. with Ash, Kim, Winston, Chris, Mark and Jale on one side the rest on the other. split up all the showmances, and all the alliences.
Have competitions to win immunity from eviction those left by wed eve are up.
Helen and Jale can swap. If it's Armageddon then it's the end of the world as they have known it in the past. So it makes sense to reverse things.
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Good point. ;-)
- Everyday evictions, some fake and some real to keep HMs confused
- Someone gets an opportunity to swipe Mark's money and Helen's pass
- New fake HMs designed to cause drama and feed fake information to certain HMS regarding opinions on the outside world
-Return of HMS temporarily from this series and beyond to kick things off (I'm thinking Tamara may be drafted in with the Winston and Danielle thing)
-A secret house (Power house?) of kind where/or selected HMs will be granted the ultimate power which could include severe punishments, setting up scenarios to expose bitching and finally the power to immediately evict one or more HM over the time of their power
Basically it sounds destructive as in it's going to deeply upset the already toxic balance of the house...
All Channel 5 housemates are the same.
It could be Helen or it just could be that they enjoy themselves every time they have a party. If they have a party that Helen attends and they don't have fun you might be onto something.
Shout abuse at the housemates.
Take away all their clothes except for a potato sack each.
- take away Helen's pass.
I think they did that in BB7 when Big Brother went on vacation and just left an auto attendant on the voice mail. It was pretty funny, especially when they were trying to do noms.
Secrete task he has to make them believe he's Married to Danielle. 'EVIL GRIN'
No way would i want to see him in there again, i turn off when he's on BBOTS.
"Winston?" "Helen?" "Ash?"
"The correct answer is Danielle." *BB shows THIS to House.*
*HMs' faces:o:o:o*
Seriously would like to see the fallout from this!
See how they react.
Well it could be that they just enjoy the parties but given that when Helen's had a drink is when she really goes off then parties and Helen don't mix well.
It seems 90% of the time they try and inject a bit of fun, especially when alcohol is involved, Helen ruins it but arguing.
Didn't Mark and I think Matthew mention after the masquerade party something along the lines of how much fun everyone was having and how relaxed with the absence of certain HM????
Well Armageddon is from the Book of Revelation. Maybe there will be a revelation about each housemate. Danielle's is obvious.
so one is good and one is evil and the viewers decide which.
Most of their "fun" is tedious for the viewers; I can eavesdrop any mediocre company Christmas dinner if I want to watch the rubbish party they had last episode - Helen's hissy fit was the only entertaining part of it.
Judging fun by Matthew's terms.
We haven't had any outsiders coming in (that we've been shown) thus far.
Recent series have had a revolving door.
Helen and Jale can swap. If it's Armageddon then it's the end of the world as they have known it in the past. So it makes sense to reverse things.
I'm joking, waste of a toaster.
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