The Biscuit Game

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  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Saishoyw wrote: »
    you'd not want to eat lots of these biscuits... or maybe you would... :eek::confused:

    *gags again.

    Do tell PPPPLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE
  • stud u likestud u like Posts: 42,100
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    ruthykins wrote: »
    Do tell PPPPLLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE

    Are you sure?

    Well a group of men stand over a biscuit and masturbate.

    The last person to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 656
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    *sick again*
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    Clooney you are THE most shameless threadkiller I ever encountered - pack it in!

    No-one wants you to be perving through their windows while they're playing the biscuit game!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,748
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    Are you sure?

    Well a group of men stand over a biscuit and masturbate.

    The last person to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit.

    Stud!!!! we were keeping everyone in suspenders!!! :rolleyes:

    I'll stick to unadulterated digestives I think. or maybe a nice jaffa cake!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,748
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    Aatlae wrote: »
    Clooney you are THE most shameless threadkiller I ever encountered - pack it in!

    No-one wants you to be perving through their windows while they're playing the biscuit game!

    I wouldn't say no-one... ;):p
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    Are you sure?

    Well a group of men stand over a biscuit and masturbate.

    The last person to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit.

    Yup, that's it in a nutshell - generally played among public school boarding boys because there's nothing better to do than that and bum each other...

    I've also heard tell of a daisy chain game...

    Damn I wish I boarded at public school!
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    Aatlae wrote: »
    Yup, that's it in a nutshell - generally played among public school boarding boys because there's nothing better to do than that and bum each other...

    I've also heard tell of a daisy chain game...

    Damn I wish I boarded at public school!

    would you seriously play soggy biscuit though? It's disgusting. Ok the alleged bum fun in boarding school I can understand but the munching of multiple samples on a biscuit!? ruins a good confection in my opinion! :p
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    Maybe I just kinda want to be the biscuit!
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    Aatlae wrote: »
    Maybe I just kinda want to be the biscuit!

    well there's a whole new topic of conversation! :eek:;)
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    OK, but make sure you get into all my corners.

    Alway for you Mrs fosdick
    Kelebek wrote: »
    How much are you charging - bearing in mind that its not Friday afternoon :D:D

    Depends how naked you get
    ruthykins wrote: »
    Do you have to eat LOTS of biccies???????????? and then you win?????????

    Ruth...dont go there...please
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    Clooney wrote: »
    Alway for you Mrs fosdick



    Depends how naked you get



    Ruth...dont go there...please

    Do you really need to hijack three separate threads about window cleaning? Really? REALLY? Enough!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,481
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    Aatlae wrote: »
    Do you really need to hijack three separate threads about window cleaning? Really? REALLY? Enough!

    You leave our Clooney alone, he can shine my windows anytime. :o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    So has NO-ONE played it? Is it just an urban myth?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    Well - I've found a resource:

    www.soggybiscuitgame.com

    Do NOT look if you're at work! :D
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    Are you sure?

    Well a group of men stand over a biscuit and masturbate.

    The last person to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit.

    I don't understand the mechanics of this - they'll miss the biscuit won't they :confused:
    .....how BIG is this biscuit:eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 478
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    I don't understand the mechanics of this - they'll miss the biscuit won't they :confused:

    Not if they're VERY careful with their aim!
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Are you sure?

    Well a group of men stand over a biscuit and masturbate.

    The last person to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit.

    I am sooooooooooooooo glad to be female, and i have gone off biscuits :eek:
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Clooney wrote: »
    Alway for you Mrs fosdick



    Depends how naked you get



    Ruth...dont go there...please


    I definately will not now i know what it is :eek::eek::eek:
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    ruthykins wrote: »
    I am sooooooooooooooo glad to be female, and i have gone off biscuits :eek:

    Don't worry ruth there are still plenty of unadorned biscuits out there!

    The first rule of biscuit club is that you do not talk about biscuit club. The second rule is that you DO NOT TALK ABOUT BISCUIT CLUB!
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    Aatlae wrote: »
    Clooney you are THE most shameless threadkiller I ever encountered - pack it in!

    No-one wants you to be perving through their windows while they're playing the biscuit game!

    If you read the thread you will see I never mentioned window cleaning. I was just answering another post.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 273
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    this thread is enough to make me go on a diet and cut out biscuits for life!!!
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    prada101 wrote: »
    this thread is enough to make me go on a diet and cut out biscuits for life!!!

    Why? Jesus, what kind of biscuits are you eating?! :D
  • SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    prada101 wrote: »
    this thread is enough to make me go on a diet and cut out biscuits for life!!!

    Me too! Someone offered me a biscuit and I said yuk no thanks. They looked at me in a strange way. I cannot tell them why I said no because i work with kiddies!!!! I normally love jaffa's too!!:eek::eek::eek:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,727
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    Aatlae wrote: »
    Do you really need to hijack three separate threads about window cleaning? Really? REALLY? Enough!

    I want to here more about window cleaning, than putting a layer of man yogurt on a perfectly good biscuit.
    ruthykins wrote: »
    I am sooooooooooooooo glad to be female, and i have gone off biscuits :eek:

    How do you think I feel when I'm on a building site tomorrow and the chocolate digestives get passed round :o
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