Can someone explain why graveyards are so popular? :eek:
When you're young, nowhere else to go, and needs must...
Oh god, just thought of another one, somewhere in the world, on a station platform, very drunk, platform not quite as empty as we thought, and yes, we forgot about CCTV etc and no, I am never, ever, ever, ever visiting that location again :o:o (thankfully a long time ago and way before the days of youtube )
The ramblers of Almeria, Spain. me & the OH came back from the pub very drunk and he'd forgotten his key and his parents were out, so we just went and did it out in the open... my foot was bleeding, there was grit all over our elbows and knees and we met his parents walking back and they were wiping grass off his back while I made the excuses about falling over which isn't unlikely for me, but no-one bought it. His mother tended to my bleeding foot and me and the OH toddled off to bed and picked up where we left off! Very, very good night
Seriously the stuff I learn on here is scary Just after I met my OH (I am talking real early day) I learnt the terms "donkey punch" and "dirty sanchez" :eek:
I found it all very fascinating of course and proceeed to tell him all about my new DS discovey... I am surprised he didn't run for the hills to be honest
How do men receive them? When I gave one, she was lying on the floor.
In that case, you received one.
Unless you rummaging in her bosom valley with your todger was so erotic for her that she came.
Not to put too fine a point on it, the "tit" in "titwank" refers to what is used for the act and not to what is, in grammatical terms, the object of the verb.
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Just be damn grateful she never asked you for a chili dog!!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chili%20dog
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Post of the month?
Gotta be!! :D:D
When you're young, nowhere else to go, and needs must...
Oh god, just thought of another one, somewhere in the world, on a station platform, very drunk, platform not quite as empty as we thought, and yes, we forgot about CCTV etc and no, I am never, ever, ever, ever visiting that location again :o:o (thankfully a long time ago and way before the days of youtube )
Yes. See Post 44.
Men receive them. They don't give them.
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That's exactly what was going through my mind at the time.
Another mate of mine was in the room at the same time and said that she had small tits.
How do men receive them? When I gave one, she was lying on the floor.
I think it was your willy mad - it seems to have a tendency to slip out if things - no? :eek:
Seriously the stuff I learn on here is scary Just after I met my OH (I am talking real early day) I learnt the terms "donkey punch" and "dirty sanchez" :eek:
I found it all very fascinating of course and proceeed to tell him all about my new DS discovey... I am surprised he didn't run for the hills to be honest
Men receive a wank from their female partner.
They don't give their female partner a wank, do they?
I just do not know where to even begin with this Mad :eek:
Logistically her laying on the floor and you standing over her with your mate watching isn't the tit wank position of choice :eek:
In that case, you received one.
Unless you rummaging in her bosom valley with your todger was so erotic for her that she came.
Not to put too fine a point on it, the "tit" in "titwank" refers to what is used for the act and not to what is, in grammatical terms, the object of the verb.