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The latest gems from ITV.......hideous.
Crazyeyeskiller
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Flock Stars with Gabby Logan - Sounds like AP's Monkey Tennis.....sheepdogs do sheepdog work and Gabby shouts a lot and desperately tries to make it look remotely exciting after we've seen it once.
Guess This House with Saira Khan - Combining as many daytime shows in one as they could, absolute tosh where failed apprentice shouty woman Saira comically tries to stir up excitement as people guess the price of a house and it's contents in a format so close to standard reality tv I could tell you exactly what minute they'll tick off each box. Turgid stuff.
BBQ Champ with Myleene Klass - Not actually as bad as the two above purely cos we all like a bbq but sheesh......talk about blatantly ripping off other channels formats and being late to the party.
Guess This House with Saira Khan - Combining as many daytime shows in one as they could, absolute tosh where failed apprentice shouty woman Saira comically tries to stir up excitement as people guess the price of a house and it's contents in a format so close to standard reality tv I could tell you exactly what minute they'll tick off each box. Turgid stuff.
BBQ Champ with Myleene Klass - Not actually as bad as the two above purely cos we all like a bbq but sheesh......talk about blatantly ripping off other channels formats and being late to the party.
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I guess the BBC outbid them for One Man and His Dog
The only celebs on that show were the dogs:D
That sounds ..... well I'm speechless. Utterly dumbfounded
A matter of time.......
I have healthy hate for the Klass creature, and would normally avoid BBQ Champ like the plague, but Adam from Man VS Food is hosting and I heart him.
Haven't seen the other two and have no intention of doing so. Watched 'Guess This House' today, I think the once will be quite enough of that. Complete and utter tripe with one of worst and most irritating hosts I've ever watched.
Same feelings about the BBQ Champ; Adam Richman; very good news. Mylene Klass; the yang to his yin. Very (very) bad news. Go back to flogging Littlewoods and saying rude things about people on Twitter.
that ^ could be a great new show - get some desperate tv wannabees to unblock a celeb's toilets and guess whose shit it is .
Richard Blackwood presents .
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For the Autumn schedules,
Celebrity nail painting
Celebrity dog walking
Guess whos shoes these are?
You also didn't mention Happy Campers, another gem from daytime.
Yes the two primetime offerings sounds dodgy, but with those, lets at least wait until they air before slagging them off.
Surely it's only a matter of time before ITV commissions Peter Andre's Sixty Minute Celebrity Turd Polishing.
when's it on??
Flockstars was a joke
Happy Campers looks like rubbish
BBQ Champ I can't understand, BBQ's are not big over here like in the USA and Australia! terrible
Will ITV exist in 10 years from now?
Outside of Coronation Street and Emmerdale and You've Been Framed, just repeats.
Maybe they could like what UK Gold does and buy past shows of the BBC and show them.
Needless to say, I think he will have the last laugh;-)
Eventually this will bite them on the behind, but Chief Executive Adam Crozier will have the dosh to buy a private island at that point so won't mind his own angry dismissal.