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when was the last time you had sex?

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    Wee TinkersWee Tinkers Posts: 12,782
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    A quickie so quick it barely counts, before work this morning. I would say no more than 4 and a half minutes. And I must have spent 2 minutes of that on high alert like a meercat saying, "Is that the kids? Can you hear one of the kids? Oh god, I think that's one of the kids up". Yay. Go us. :cry:
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    you need to feel the touch of a man once more
    I wouldn't call my ex-husband a 'real' man to begin with, so no thanks :D
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    Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    francie wrote: »
    Obviously nothing on tele at the moment.
    Carry On Follow That Camel is on at 3pm though.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    It's a sign of the times when the majority of people who are replying to the OP are trying to outdo each other in the celibacy stakes.
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    Cougar GirlCougar Girl Posts: 633
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    dee123 wrote: »
    :o Are you Troy McClure?

    :Lmfao! :D I like that episode as well.
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    If rampent rabbits count mine was this morning.
    Haha :D It's the weekend, they are too noisy to use with daughter around :D:p
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    It's a sign of the times when the majority of people who are replying to the OP are trying to outdo each other in the celibacy stakes.
    Everybody else is busy having sex :p
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    pink star 28pink star 28 Posts: 1,728
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    It's a sign of the times when the majority of people who are replying to the OP are trying to outdo each other in the celibacy stakes.
    Youv not answered the question yet?
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    pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    Carry On Follow That Camel is on at 3pm though.

    That'll get us all in the mood :D
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    Fairyprincess0Fairyprincess0 Posts: 30,075
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    I'm not trying to outdo anyone. The day I wake up in womans body, I'll be at it morning noon and night.....
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    Cougar GirlCougar Girl Posts: 633
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    was it like trying to enter a rusty farm gate

    Stop Billy! I'm gonna need the oxygen in a minute :D
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    A quickie so quick it barely counts, before work this morning. I would say no more than 4 and a half minutes. And I must have spent 2 minutes of that on high alert like a meercat saying, "Is that the kids? Can you hear one of the kids? Oh god, I think that's one of the kids up". Yay. Go us. :cry:
    WT .. that was such a good description I could actually picture it... not sure I want the image but I can fully sympathise with your plight :D
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    Ugh... Can we not talk more about fish?

    Says a person with a username Cougar Girl.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cougar_%28slang%29

    I like irony.
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    Fairyprincess0Fairyprincess0 Posts: 30,075
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    pugamo wrote: »
    That'll get us all in the mood :D

    'and I've been giving him medals for it!!!'.....;-):D
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    pink star 28pink star 28 Posts: 1,728
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    Ugh... Can we not talk more about fish?

    If u want to talk about the fish again my other thread is stil there to voice ur opinions.
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    highking1014highking1014 Posts: 1,189
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    I am not married so I have not yet had sexual intercourse
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    ThePerfectOneThePerfectOne Posts: 20,466
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    Still a virgin here :cry:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    I am not married so I have not yet had sexual intercourse

    It doesn't get any better once you get married.
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    I am not married so I have not yet had sexual intercourse

    you gotta try before you buy, ain't no refunds girlfriend
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    Cougar GirlCougar Girl Posts: 633
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    If u want to talk about the fish again my other thread is stil there to voice ur opinions.

    Hmm... I'm good here for now. Thanks for offering though. ;-)
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    Fairyprincess0Fairyprincess0 Posts: 30,075
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    I am not married so I have not yet had sexual intercourse

    Maybe you should. You might lay of the used panties and the porn.

    Anyway, doesn't the bible frown down on 'spilling you seed on dusty ground?'

    Every sperm is sacred....;-)
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    jra wrote: »
    If you came to DS GD looking for a quiet life, you're in the wrong place. And to be fair, DS GD is pretty tame compared with the roasting you'd get on many other message boards for posting such a **** thread.

    Anyway, don't worry about it. You don't know most of these people and they could be anybody, sock puppets, PBUs, false identities etc.

    Just let it ride.

    Much more important are people you know personally in real life. DS is just usernames on a screen, many of them keyboard warriors and that includes me at times. At least I'm willing to admit it.
    On the other hand, many of us are just people answering a question honestly and, perhaps, having a little bit of fun with it too :)
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    pink star 28pink star 28 Posts: 1,728
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    jra wrote: »
    If you came to DS GD looking for a quiet life, you're in the wrong place. And to be fair, DS GD is pretty tame compared with the roasting you'd get on many other message boards for posting such a **** thread.

    Anyway, don't worry about it. You don't know most of these people and they could be anybody, sock puppets, PBUs, false identities etc.

    Just let it ride.

    Much more important are people you know personally in real life. DS is just usernames on a screen, many of them keyboard warriors and that includes me at times. At least I'm willing to admit it.

    Whys it a ***** thread?
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    Still a virgin here :cry:

    How can you be a virgin at 39, as you claim.

    You might want to be a virgin at that age, but as you've used the :cry: emoticon, I presume you are not happy about the situation.

    Pay an escort £100 for an hour of sexy time and get it out of your system.
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    highking1014highking1014 Posts: 1,189
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    Maybe you should. You might lay of the used panties and the porn.

    Anyway, doesn't the bible frown down on 'spilling you seed on dusty ground?'

    Every sperm is sacred....;-)

    not if you spill in a ladies mouth
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