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Swaffham, Norfolk

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    MaxatoriaMaxatoria Posts: 17,980
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    Always remember in the early 1990's getting some route planning software and its only route into norfolk was via that damm town even if you did have to drive about 300 extra miles to enter the place :/
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    hopeless casehopeless case Posts: 5,245
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    Mentorist wrote: »
    To be honest Swaffham has always been considered one of the rougher towns in Norfolk, there really isn't very much there apart from the wind turbine. Until quite recently the schools were considered poor and there is very little in the way of shops or pubs. If you are serious about moving to Norfolk I'd have a look a some of the other market towns ahead of Swaffham. Dereham, Fakenham, Aylsham, Holt, Wymondham, Attleborough, Cromer, Sheringham, Diss or North Walsham for example - all nicer than Swaffham in my opinion. Or better still, as transport is so notoriously bad in Norfolk- move to Norwich instead!

    Stephen Fry is very sweet about the place, he does like to support the local area however he doesn't live in Swaffham and I can't imagine he ever would!

    Oh and by the way Alan Partridge isn't real! ;)

    I was going to write a post but this one has pretty much said what I would have.

    It is definitely one of the rougher towns. I don't feel as though I am walking among the intellectual elite when I'm there.

    Also, the location is not great. It's just not near anywhere at all.
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    habbyhabby Posts: 10,027
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    You can check on it here
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    What about Jaywick?
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    Welsh-ladWelsh-lad Posts: 51,925
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    7,000 living there.

    I doubt it'll be an alive-and-kicking type of place. It depends what kind of person you are, your stage in life, and what you like.
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    RandomSallyRandomSally Posts: 7,072
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    You should have come to Diss. Swaffham is in a part of the county I find to be a bit alien... ;-)
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    RandomSallyRandomSally Posts: 7,072
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    What about Jaywick?

    It's not Norfolk.
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    BrokenArrowBrokenArrow Posts: 21,665
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    Hotgossip wrote: »
    Locals pronounce it Swaaaafum. ;-). You won't miss the big wind turbine at the Eco centre but locals love both.

    The locals love the wind turbine?

    Really ?

    You mean there are people who actually like them ?

    Really like them?

    Really really?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    It's not Norfolk.

    It should be twinned with most of it.
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    MentoristMentorist Posts: 603
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    The locals love the wind turbine?

    Really ?

    You mean there are people who actually like them ?

    Really like them?

    Really really?

    To be fair I do actually love the wind turbine. Great view from the top, bit scary if it's windy though.
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    RandomSallyRandomSally Posts: 7,072
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    It should be twinned with most of it.

    Why? Norfolk is nice.
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    SpruceSpruce Posts: 1,136
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    Don't head for Thetford.
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    Thank you both. What about the moors though?
    Apparently they're a hot bed for incest lovers.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    Why? Norfolk is nice.

    I quite like it too and worked in the area for years, although I never liked Watton, Thetford, Brandon and Swaffham.
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    HotgossipHotgossip Posts: 22,385
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    Nobody has mentioned the Lotto Lout yet .... He had his own banger racing circuit ... In his garden.
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    HotgossipHotgossip Posts: 22,385
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    The locals love the wind turbine?

    Really ?

    You mean there are people who actually like them ?

    Really like them?

    Really really?

    They did a prog on local radio about turbines. A reporter went to Swaffham and it was obvious they wanted to get some complainers on air to balance the prog up and it was really funny because everyone they asked said they didn't mind them at all. They had some old dear who lived right underneath one and she said she hardly knew it was there.
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    MentoristMentorist Posts: 603
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    I quite like it too and worked in the area for years, although I never liked Watton, Thetford, Brandon and Swaffham.

    Brandon also not in Norfolk.
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    andallthatjazzandallthatjazz Posts: 6,413
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    You should have come to Diss. Swaffham is in a part of the county I find to be a bit alien... ;-)

    I viewed a house in. Diss, loved it, it's Victorian house in Victoria Rd and the lovely vendor took me around the town centre and showed me some hidden gems (street) which is right up my street as it's similar to Dulwich Village in a smaller scale of course.

    I saw this house before we went to Swaffham, made an offer but it was rejected.

    But yes, I would have happily live in Diss.
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    Welsh-ladWelsh-lad Posts: 51,925
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    What about Jaywick?

    Oh my god.... just oh my god!

    Google images of that place :o
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    Mentorist wrote: »
    Oh and by the way Alan Partridge isn't real! ;)

    Yes, I know that. Steve Coogan's character Alan Partridge had a run in with Norfolk farmers in his comedy 'I'm Alan Partridge'. The dead cow that fell on him from a bridge over a canal is comedy genius.
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    Hut27Hut27 Posts: 1,673
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    Mesostim wrote: »
    Twenty mins from Dereham or simply keep going and you're in Norwich...

    My brother-in-law lives there and it's a great place if you like wind turbines.

    Go to Dereham, The Railway Tavern .Good cheap Beer, 5Pints for a Tenner in a huge Jug. And the added Bonus of a good Fish and Chip Shop"inside" Pub.:)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    Mentorist wrote: »
    Brandon also not in Norfolk.

    It's next door to Thetford so close enough to avoid.
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    dsimillerdsimiller Posts: 1,838
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    \recently Stephen Fry used Swaffham for the series Kingdom,although on the TV it was called another name.
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    moonlilymoonlily Posts: 7,894
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    jra wrote: »
    Sounds like coma town tbh. Nothing to do and a commuter belt area. Boring x1000.

    Yeah you keep thinking that:)



    OP Norfolk is fantastic, I'm so envious of you.
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    jrajra Posts: 48,325
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    moonlily wrote: »
    Yeah you keep thinking that:)



    OP Norfolk is fantastic, I'm so envious of you.

    Norfolk and fantastic in the same sentence. That's a new one. Seriously though, you got the Broads and The Wash, both places I'd like to visit.
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