Agree he looks good in his suits and not those awful T shirts too . I think DS forum members should club together and send him a couple of new Ts - a yellow one with "Dairy Lea" written on it and a red one with "Mr Incredible" on it < Id think he LOVE that one actually .
Good idea Allie - although I'm not sure we should be talking about triangles in this thread, it's about Sexy Si not Dinky Dec:D
Ah Simon
you're the apple of some eyes
whose taken America by surprise
the way you look with pants so high
the way you smile with little boy eyes
your cheshire smile takes the prize
You yell and insult
cause people to cry as a result
but then you smile and all is right
Your ego's off the charts
attention gets you off to a start
as cameras capture the twinkle in your eyes
that comes as a result of yet another remark
Ah Simon
the face is precious
your expressions so fetching
that black tee is classic you
you are the top dawg
the idol in our eyes
who teaches right from wrong
to children watching
After another season with
Paula the lovely
Randy the gentleman
and Ryan the adorable
osmosis, dear Simon
will make you who you'll be tomorrow
so go ahead - insult, repress
there's double meanings
coming from your head
you're chamomile tea in a coffee world
and we love you for that
freud would have had a picnic
*EDIT* before you think I'm sad enough to write Si themed poetry, I stole this off "Simply Simon";)
Disappointment no stubbly Si.....you had me going there for a second alfie.
Hehehehe - note the little lab behind Sinitta (21) that looks like it might be cocking a leg up and weeing on her dress. How fortunate its a golden colour
Si is looking lovely in his suit and awwwww the doggie - cute.
Ah Simon
you're the apple of some eyes
whose taken America by surprise
the way you look with pants so high
the way you smile with little boy eyes
your cheshire smile takes the prize
You yell and insult
cause people to cry as a result
but then you smile and all is right
Your ego's off the charts
attention gets you off to a start
as cameras capture the twinkle in your eyes
that comes as a result of yet another remark
Ah Simon
the face is precious
your expressions so fetching
that black tee is classic you
you are the top dawg
the idol in our eyes
who teaches right from wrong
to children watching
After another season with
Paula the lovely
Randy the gentleman
and Ryan the adorable
osmosis, dear Simon
will make you who you'll be tomorrow
so go ahead - insult, repress
there's double meanings
coming from your head
you're chamomile tea in a coffee world
and we love you for that
freud would have had a picnic
*EDIT* before you think I'm sad enough to write Si themed poetry, I stole this off "Simply Simon";)
"Simply Simon"?????? Is there such a thing??? and if so links are required please!
Come on now alfie, dont be shy you wrote this didnt you?
Im thinking I could have a crack at a Si poem.....:eek::D
My ode to the Cowell would be much more articulate and I would include a verse about Ryan, not just a line:D:D:D
That site is SO rubbish!! Im beginning to think rymonisbrilliant.com needs to go live for real . And as for the poetry....hmmmmmm I think we could do SO much better. Maybe we should do a birthday one alfie then we can email it to Syco with nice message .
That site is SO rubbish!! Im beginning to think rymonisbrilliant.com needs to go live for real . And as for the poetry....hmmmmmm I think we could do SO much better. Maybe we should do a birthday one alfie then we can email it to Syco with nice message .
I'm up for that if you are:) Maybe leave out any Rymon references though eh?
As for the website, definitely as long as I can be a forum support person and ban anyone who suggests that Simon ISN'T an uphill gardener.:D
I'm up for that if you are:) Maybe leave out any Rymon references though eh?
As for the website, definitely as long as I can be a forum support person and ban anyone who suggests that Simon ISN'T an uphill gardener.:D
Yes we will have absolutely NO heterosexual innuendo on my site thats for sure! I will make you an Admin immediately alfie so you can wheedle out anyone who isnt devoted to the cause. We dont want any old people who are convinced he needs to meet the right girl - they will be denied access.
Hmmmm...oh the possibilites are endless arent they? Right, Im putting my *Poem* head on this afternoon. I will see what I can come up with. Cant I just have a very very very subtle Rymon / SiRy reference do you think???
Si admits to liking Strictly in The Sun today (somehow Im not shocked at this ) ...and is doing his United Nations bit trying to resolve the SCD / XF clash...
I'm up for that if you are:) Maybe leave out any Rymon references though eh?
As for the website, definitely as long as I can be a forum support person and ban anyone who suggests that Simon ISN'T an uphill gardener.:D
allie and alfie: I can see a lawsuit coming your way.:eek: Those LA lawyers are very powerful. The one with the most money wins. And their client is always right
After all Robbie is STRAIGHT :rolleyes:
Be careful. Is Simon a downhill gardener then. I must admit I haven't heard the phrase 'uphill gardener' before:)
allie and alfie: I can see a lawsuit coming your way.:eek: Those LA lawyers are very powerful. The one with the most money wins. And their client is always right
After all Robbie is STRAIGHT :rolleyes:
Be careful. Is Simon a downhill gardener then. I must admit I haven't heard the phrase 'uphill gardener' before:)
Whaddya mean, a lawsuit? All I meant was Si's garden is on a hill, nothing naughty there, just a horticultural observation;)
And of course Robbie's straight, he's got a girlfriend:D
Yes we will have absolutely NO heterosexual innuendo on my site thats for sure! I will make you an Admin immediately alfie so you can wheedle out anyone who isnt devoted to the cause. We dont want any old people who are convinced he needs to meet the right girl - they will be denied access.
Hmmmm...oh the possibilites are endless arent they? Right, Im putting my *Poem* head on this afternoon. I will see what I can come up with. Cant I just have a very very very subtle Rymon / SiRy reference do you think???
Si admits to liking Strictly in The Sun today (somehow Im not shocked at this ) ...and is doing his United Nations bit trying to resolve the SCD / XF clash...
Bless him, he's going to take his mum along to solve the problem. Actually I think dear old ma Cowell might just be the person responsible for the whole lined pink velvet, swarvorski encrusted closet that Rymon dwells in.
Well when he was asked he just laughed and said "I work in the music industry! Why would I hide it if I was?"
Which is a good point.. however, that wasn't exactly a "no"
A very diplomatic answer in my opinion, bless his little closeted heart. It's because his biggest pay cheque comes from the United Homophobic States that's why;)
That invite is AWFUL. As a graphic designer Im cringing at how badly done it is. Sir Phil didnt spend much on THAT. I could have done it SO much better, and seeing it was for Si, Id have done it for nought (although I would have sent myself an invite of course ) .
Did laugh at the "free bar"!! Can you imagine rolling up and being charged for your pint of cider???
That invite is AWFUL. As a graphic designer Im cringing at how badly done it is. Sir Phil didnt spend much on THAT. I could have done it SO much better, and seeing it was for Si, Id have done it for nought (although I would have sent myself an invite of course ) .
Did laugh at the "free bar"!! Can you imagine rolling up and being charged for your pint of cider???
Allie shall we try and blag entrance to this party? I'm sure with your computer genius you can rustle up a couple of fake invites;) And a free bar! Whatever next?
PS: Allie, try and be sophisticated and ask for a campari and NOT a pint of cider!!!!:D:D
Comments
Is Lulu's face the one she was born with?
Has Kylie had botox?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1214415/How-doggy-Simon-Cowell-eyes-stray-mutt-red-carpet.html
PS: Sinitta's the beard:D
you're the apple of some eyes
whose taken America by surprise
the way you look with pants so high
the way you smile with little boy eyes
your cheshire smile takes the prize
You yell and insult
cause people to cry as a result
but then you smile and all is right
Your ego's off the charts
attention gets you off to a start
as cameras capture the twinkle in your eyes
that comes as a result of yet another remark
Ah Simon
the face is precious
your expressions so fetching
that black tee is classic you
you are the top dawg
the idol in our eyes
who teaches right from wrong
to children watching
After another season with
Paula the lovely
Randy the gentleman
and Ryan the adorable
osmosis, dear Simon
will make you who you'll be tomorrow
so go ahead - insult, repress
there's double meanings
coming from your head
you're chamomile tea in a coffee world
and we love you for that
freud would have had a picnic
*EDIT* before you think I'm sad enough to write Si themed poetry, I stole this off "Simply Simon";)
Disappointment no stubbly Si.....you had me going there for a second alfie.
Hehehehe - note the little lab behind Sinitta (21) that looks like it might be cocking a leg up and weeing on her dress. How fortunate its a golden colour
Si is looking lovely in his suit
"Simply Simon"?????? Is there such a thing???
Come on now alfie, dont be shy you wrote this didnt you?
Im thinking I could have a crack at a Si poem.....:eek::D
http://members.fortunecity.com/okielady/simon/home.html
My ode to the Cowell would be much more articulate and I would include a verse about Ryan, not just a line:D:D:D
Dying trying to stay healthy eh, Rose P????
That site is SO rubbish!! Im beginning to think rymonisbrilliant.com needs to go live for real
As for the website, definitely as long as I can be a forum support person and ban anyone who suggests that Simon ISN'T an uphill gardener.:D
Dermot could join them and they could be the new tRiaDS.
The original tRiADs being tRiAngleD.
Note the use of capitals in the above words.
Yes we will have absolutely NO heterosexual innuendo on my site thats for sure! I will make you an Admin immediately alfie so you can wheedle out anyone who isnt devoted to the cause. We dont want any old people who are convinced he needs to meet the right girl - they will be denied access.
Hmmmm...oh the possibilites are endless arent they? Right, Im putting my *Poem* head on this afternoon. I will see what I can come up with. Cant I just have a very very very subtle Rymon / SiRy reference do you think???
Si admits to liking Strictly in The Sun today (somehow Im not shocked at this
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2645502/Simon-Cowell-wants-to-resolve-clash-between-Strictly-Come-Dancing-and-The-X-Factor.html
allie and alfie: I can see a lawsuit coming your way.:eek: Those LA lawyers are very powerful. The one with the most money wins. And their client is always right
After all Robbie is STRAIGHT :rolleyes:
Be careful. Is Simon a downhill gardener then. I must admit I haven't heard the phrase 'uphill gardener' before:)
And of course Robbie's straight, he's got a girlfriend:D
Which is a good point.. however, that wasn't exactly a "no"
I very much doubt it. He seems to have an eye for the ladies.
Did you see that girl group Kandy Rain saying they'd dressed all sexy for Simon and Louis ?
Ah yeh but that might've just been Si looking at Lulu as he knows what his (Lulu's) response would be ! Or lack of it !
Mmm, have to agree - those rubbish T shirts are slowly growing on me I think...:eek:.I dont think Im getting out enough
Rose you really arent having it that lovely Si bats for Team Pink are you?
How do you know then? PM me !
I just don't think he's gay, I'd accept he was bisexual.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1214760/Philip-Green-throw-50th-birthday-party-Simon-Cowell-Palladian-mansion.html
really odd pic of Si
That invite is AWFUL. As a graphic designer Im cringing at how badly done it is. Sir Phil didnt spend much on THAT. I could have done it SO much better, and seeing it was for Si, Id have done it for nought (although I would have sent myself an invite of course
Did laugh at the "free bar"!! Can you imagine rolling up and being charged for your pint of cider???
PS: Allie, try and be sophisticated and ask for a campari and NOT a pint of cider!!!!:D:D