Santa Claus Dies Then What???

zoepaulpenny · 14/12/10 - 15:53

MY SON asked me today, when santa dies how will we get our presents!!!! and who will take over his job???
what could i tell him, he is only 6..

Ber · 14/12/10 - 15:55

Tell him santa can't die because he isn't real

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 15:55

Tell him you'll continue to provide the presents like you have done the last 6 years.:p

Picto · 14/12/10 - 15:56

Tell him he gets resurrected just like Jesus.

kim1994 · 14/12/10 - 15:56

perhaps he is baiting for the truth

spiney2 · 14/12/10 - 15:57

........

then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
I have got a snow plough now
Rudolf, you just go away

........

(Reindeer burgers, packs of 10, in Iceland .....).

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 15:58

You could tell him the Easter Bunny will take over, then at Xmas hide all his presents around the house and garden for him to find.

Achtung! · 14/12/10 - 15:58

zoepaulpenny wrote: »

MY SON asked me today, when santa dies how will we get our presents!!!! and who will take over his job???
what could i tell him, he is only 6..

Tell him what I tell mine. That Santa has an endless supply of child-like elves from which he grooms one to be his "special servant" in order to replace him.

KBBJ · 14/12/10 - 15:58

Show him one of the films where Santa's son takes over. It'll do for a while.

Lobelia Overhil · 14/12/10 - 15:59

Buy him The Santa Clause on DVD, that'll explain everything!!

Moony · 14/12/10 - 16:00

Buy him "The Santa Clause" on DVD.

edit: SNAP

himerus · 14/12/10 - 16:01

Santa Claus lives for as long as you believe in him.

SULLA · 14/12/10 - 16:03

zoepaulpenny wrote: »

MY SON asked me today, when santa dies how will we get our presents!!!! and who will take over his job???
what could i tell him, he is only 6..

Tell him that Christmas is not all about getting presents.

tongs ya bass · 14/12/10 - 16:04

Tell him that if Santa does then he may be implicated in a murder inquiry and how did he know about the murder anyway??

Kids like this deserve jail time.

Caxton · 14/12/10 - 16:06

Santa Claus is being made redundant after Christmas in the latest round of Government cutbacks. How can we afford to keep him, his reindeer and his helpers when he only works a few days over Christmas and sits on his big fat backside doing nothing the rest of the year on a retainer.

zoepaulpenny · 14/12/10 - 16:15

Achtung! wrote: »

Tell him what I tell mine. That Santa has an endless supply of child-like elves from which he grooms one to be his "special servant" in order to replace him.

i think so far this one will do. and then i buy the Santa DVD:D...

UKMikey · 14/12/10 - 16:16

I always wondered what the point of that movie was. Now I know.

zoepaulpenny · 14/12/10 - 16:26

why spoil a child's innocence and belief at such a young age???
let the child have their childhood..

tongs ya bass · 14/12/10 - 16:28

zoepaulpenny wrote: »

why spoil a child's innocence and belief at such a young age???
let the child have their childhood..

Next you will be saying they should not climb up chimneys to clean them?

Will this pc madness ever end?:mad:

zoepaulpenny · 14/12/10 - 16:32

tongs ya bass wrote: »

Next you will be saying they should not climb up chimneys to clean them?

Will this pc madness ever end?:mad:

children are exposed to corruption early enough as it is..
don't force it on them sooner..

Granny McSmith · 14/12/10 - 16:36

tongs ya bass wrote: »

Next you will be saying they should not climb up chimneys to clean them?

Will this pc madness ever end?:mad:

Ah, those were the days....they don't know they're born, nowadays

Surely you can just say Santa is magic and doesn't die, like the tooth fairy?

_radioamerica · 14/12/10 - 16:43

I'd just say that santa can't die.

zoepaulpenny · 14/12/10 - 16:46

Granny McSmith wrote: »

Ah, those were the days....they don't know they're born, nowadays

Surely you can just say Santa is magic and doesn't die, like the tooth fairy?

thats very true... we could let our kids play outside with no worries. now it is sex beasts.. shame...

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:49

Achtung! wrote: »

Tell him what I tell mine. That Santa has an endless supply of child-like elves from which he grooms one to be his "special servant" in order to replace him.

The thought of Santa grooming an endless supply of child-like elf to be his special servant, just sounds so wrong these days.

shackfan · 14/12/10 - 16:55

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_radioamerica wrote: »

I'd just say that santa can't die.

This would seem the most obvious.

[Deleted User] · 14/12/10 - 16:55

Caxton wrote: »

Santa Claus is being made redundant after Christmas in the latest round of Government cutbacks. How can we afford to keep him, his reindeer and his helpers when he only works a few days over Christmas and sits on his big fat backside doing nothing the rest of the year on a retainer.

You can just see the headlines: "Santa and his elfs go into administration"

Hey there!

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