Homer: There's only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me!
Marge (to Homer): So if you wore a Hawaiian shirt it would be ok?
Homer: "Hmm they have the internet on computers now"
Milhouse: "Remember that time your dog ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
Homer: "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"
Homer: "Marge, it's uterus, not uteryou!"
Professor Frink: (In a scientists convention, after no one shuts up and listens) "PI IS EXACTLY 3" (cue shock and gasps)
Saleswoman: "Your baby ... is dead!" "But seriously, your baby, Maggie Simpson, is DEAD! ... dead tired of baby safety equipment agencies not giving you free estimates!"
(or something like that)
Homer: There's only two kinds of guys who wear Hawaiian shirts: gay guys and big fat party animals. And Bart doesn't look like a big fat party animal to me!
The late Doctor Who producer John Nathan-Turner used
to wear a Hawaiian shirt, and he was both !
Principal Skinner:Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider deportation.
Marge: Deportation?! You mean kick Bart out of the country?!
Lisa: Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
Mr Burns: Why, Bart is right here.
. Bart: Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories , Bart is a vampire , Beer kills brain cells....Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.
Kent Brockman : Dozens of people are gunned down each day in Springfield, but until now none of them was important.
Brilliant line, satirizes the media and gives you a hysterical view of Springfield all in one sentence!
And, from an episode that I really don't like and marked the moment the show ascended up its own arse and has never returned, I still LOVE this line:
Homer : Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs
(from Behind the Laughter)
Oh that's one of my all time favourite episodes!
Love the parodies they do on all the voice over trails and such
"But was this the end of the TV families adventures? Yes it was. Or was it? Yes. Or WAS IT?"
"The show had been going a while and the viewers reacted with yawns"
*sound of a viewer yawning*
"ANGRY Yawns"
*Sound of an angry yawn* (Whatever that is )
That episode was an out and out riot for me.
From another ep I think my favourite one-liner is this:
Wiggum: "Ralph! I told you to stay out of there! Geez! What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery!"
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Marge (to Homer): So if you wore a Hawaiian shirt it would be ok?
Homer: Exactly!
Loved the bad guy's line when talking to President Arnie
'I took the job because I've made a lot of money and want to give something back. Not the money, just something'.
Brilliant line, satirizes the media and gives you a hysterical view of Springfield all in one sentence!
And, from an episode that I really don't like and marked the moment the show ascended up its own arse and has never returned, I still LOVE this line:
Homer : Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs
(from Behind the Laughter)
Milhouse: "Remember that time your dog ate my goldfish, and you lied and said I never had a goldfish? Why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?"
Homer: "If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"
Homer: "Marge, it's uterus, not uteryou!"
Professor Frink: (In a scientists convention, after no one shuts up and listens) "PI IS EXACTLY 3" (cue shock and gasps)
Saleswoman: "Your baby ... is dead!" "But seriously, your baby, Maggie Simpson, is DEAD! ... dead tired of baby safety equipment agencies not giving you free estimates!"
(or something like that)
Homer: Africa! They're bound to have food there.
Homer: Well he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: ........A dinosaur!
That's always been one of my favourites too!!!!
Homer: "We could build snowmen?"
Burns: "No, we can build real men, made of snow!"
"Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history....
From the... town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....AAAAARGGGH!"
I couldn't breathe for a few moments
Mimi: Who are you and why are you ruining my retirement party?
Homer: I'll have you know I wandered off from the tour.
Brilliant
Patty: "Some days, we don't let the line move at all"
Selma: "We call those "weekdays""
Homer: "Bart where did you get that shirt?"
Bart: "Came out the closet"
Homer: "uh..huh.."
The late Doctor Who producer John Nathan-Turner used
to wear a Hawaiian shirt, and he was both !
Principal Skinner:Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider deportation.
Marge: Deportation?! You mean kick Bart out of the country?!
Homer: Hear him out, Marge.
"The ventriloquist goes to Heaven, but the dummy doesn't!"
Mr Burns: Why, Bart is right here.
.
Bart: Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my uneventful absence.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories , Bart is a vampire , Beer kills brain cells....Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and TV...is.
Treehouse of Horror IV :cool:
Oh that's one of my all time favourite episodes!
Love the parodies they do on all the voice over trails and such
"But was this the end of the TV families adventures? Yes it was. Or was it? Yes. Or WAS IT?"
"The show had been going a while and the viewers reacted with yawns"
*sound of a viewer yawning*
"ANGRY Yawns"
*Sound of an angry yawn* (Whatever that is
That episode was an out and out riot for me.
From another ep I think my favourite one-liner is this:
Wiggum: "Ralph! I told you to stay out of there! Geez! What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery!"
Marge: That crazy lady who stays in our garbage attacked me again
Homer: Thats not the way she tells it
Also
Homer: Lisa, am I wearing pants
Lisa: (head not moving but eyes looking down) Yes
Also:
Homer: This is a great day its like David vs Goliath only this time David won
Lisa (lisa's brain) I know I heard it too...Heres some music(classical music plays)
I always liked marge's "internet, eh?"