The Limerick thread reborn. (Part 9)

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  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    Shall I take the left or the right gate?
    Not the middle because it's a right state
    Will it fit in the boot?
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Shall I take the left or the right gate?
    Not the middle because it's a right state
    Will it fit in the boot?
    With the rest of the loot
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    Shall I take the left or the right gate?
    Not the middle because it's a right state
    Will it fit in the boot?
    With the rest of the loot
    Squeeze it in then - we can ditch the gold plate.
  • Cherry HatrickCherry Hatrick Posts: 562
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    Shall I take the left or the right gate?
    Not the middle because it's a right state
    Will it fit in the boot?
    With the rest of the loot
    Squeeze it in then - we can ditch the gold plate.



    My plate's made of pot, it's not golden
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    My plate's made of pot, it's not golden
    I won't get that much when it's sold then :(
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    My plate's made of pot, it's not golden
    I won't get that much when it's sold then
    It's got some big cracks
  • bcdeebcdee Posts: 317,191
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    My plate's made of pot, it's not golden
    I won't get that much when it's sold then
    It's got some big cracks
    From eating my snacks
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    My plate's made of pot, it's not golden
    I won't get that much when it's sold then
    It's got some big cracks
    From eating my snacks
    Nothing heavy these days - it won't hold 'em.
  • Cherry HatrickCherry Hatrick Posts: 562
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    My plate's made of pot, it's not golden
    I won't get that much when it's sold then
    It's got some big cracks
    From eating my snacks
    Nothing heavy these days - it won't hold 'em.

    Harry Hebdon was heavy of heart
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    Harry Hebdon was heavy of heart
    His love had had run off with his cart
  • hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    Harry Hebdon was heavy of heart
    His love had had run off with his cart
    Now the broken hearted fella
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    Harry Hebdon was heavy of heart
    His love had had run off with his cart
    Now the broken hearted fella
    Cannot work as a seller
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    Harry Hebdon was heavy of heart
    His love had had run off with his cart
    Now the broken hearted fella
    Cannot work as a seller
    He must try and work at some other art
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    It's art!! I won't tidy my bed. :mad:
  • Cherry HatrickCherry Hatrick Posts: 562
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    It's art!! I won't tidy my bed.
    Said Emin from under her shed
  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    It's art!! I won't tidy my bed.
    Said Emin from under her shed
    Is that a mouse?
  • bcdeebcdee Posts: 317,191
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    It's art!! I won't tidy my bed.
    Said Emin from under her shed
    Is that a mouse?
    With a bottle of Grouse
  • Cherry HatrickCherry Hatrick Posts: 562
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    It's art!! I won't tidy my bed.
    Said Emin from under her shed
    Is that a mouse?
    With a bottle of Grouse
    Or a rat with a pot of cheese spread?



    A slice of Gruyere is sublime
  • BellaaahhhhBellaaahhhh Posts: 19,447
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    A slice of Gruyere is sublime
    When eaten with lobster and lime
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    A slice of Gruyere is sublime
    When eaten with lobster and lime
    But it stinks if it's mouldy
  • PobletPoblet Posts: 10,923
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    A slice of Gruyere is sublime
    When eaten with lobster and lime
    But it stinks if it's mouldy
    And more if it's oldie
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    A slice of Gruyere is sublime
    When eaten with lobster and lime
    But it stinks if it's mouldy
    And more if it's oldie
    Then resembling a large blob of slime
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    Noel's best pal was called Blobby
  • Cherry HatrickCherry Hatrick Posts: 562
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    Noel's best pal was called Blobby
    He was spotty, inflated and slobby
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Noel's best pal was called Blobby
    He was spotty, inflated and slobby
    His voice was all squeaky
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