The Limerick thread reborn. (Part 9)

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  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    When you burst apart at the seams
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    When you burst apart at the seams
    You've scoffed too many custard creams
  • hooterhooter Posts: 30,206
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    When you burst apart at the seams
    You've scoffed too many custard creams
    So diet today
  • BizBiz Posts: 14,756
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    When you burst apart at the seams
    You've scoffed too many custard creams
    So diet today
    And tomorrow you may
  • BellaaahhhhBellaaahhhh Posts: 19,447
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    When you burst apart at the seams
    You've scoffed too many custard creams
    So diet today
    And tomorrow you may
    Develop the figure of your dreams
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    This dream ... Mindee, Biz ..... and the thong....:o:confused:
  • BizBiz Posts: 14,756
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    This dream ... Mindee, Biz ..... and the thong....:o:confused:
    Oh....My....God.......it's all gone wrong :eek:
  • BellaaahhhhBellaaahhhh Posts: 19,447
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    This dream ... Mindee, Biz ..... and the thong....
    Oh....My....God.......it's all gone wrong
    Go on, you're lovin it!
  • BizBiz Posts: 14,756
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    This dream ... Mindee, Biz ..... and the thong....
    Oh....My....God.......it's all gone wrong
    Go on, you're lovin it!
    Though lookin' a right nit ;)
  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    This dream ... Mindee, Biz ..... and the thong....
    Oh....My....God.......it's all gone wrong
    Go on, you're lovin it!
    Though lookin' a right nit
    As he's not as hairy as old King Kong.
  • BellaaahhhhBellaaahhhh Posts: 19,447
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    Oh Mindee, have you been waxed? :eek:
  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    Oh Mindee, have you been waxed?
    As your imprint has just been faxed
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    Oh Mindee,have you been waxed?
    As your imprint has just been faxed
    It shows both cheeks
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Oh Mindee,have you been waxed?
    As your imprint has just been faxed
    It shows both cheeks
    Hear the receiver's shrieks
  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    Oh Mindee,have you been waxed?
    As your imprint has just been faxed
    It shows both cheeks
    Hear the receiver's shrieks
    When they imagine the part that's been axed :eek:
  • tanstaafltanstaafl Posts: 21,796
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    Lizzie Borden's brother Fred
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    Lizzie Borden's brother Fred
    Was forever losing his head
  • BellaaahhhhBellaaahhhh Posts: 19,447
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    Lizzie Borden's brother Fred
    Was forever losing his head
    He really was careless
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    Lizzie Borden's brother Fred
    Was forever losing his head
    He really was careless
    Even though it was hairless
  • BellaaahhhhBellaaahhhh Posts: 19,447
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    Lizzie Borden's brother Fred
    Was forever losing his head
    He really was careless
    Even though it was hairless
    And kept in a box in the shed
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    I have built a lab in my shed
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    I have built a lab in my shed
    It's where Frankenstein lies on a bed
  • tanstaafltanstaafl Posts: 21,796
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    I have built a lab in my shed
    It's where Frankenstein lies on a bed
    Just ramp up the voltage
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    I have built a lab in my shed
    It's where Frankenstein lies on a bed
    Just ramp up the voltage
    Up past thunderbolt stage
  • FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    I have built a lab in my shed
    It's where Frankenstein lies on a bed
    Just ramp up the voltage
    Up past thunderbolt stage
    Now Frankie's come back from the dead
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