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An old bone the dog left behind
It might come in handy
All spruced up, fine and dandy
After it's been at the back of your mind.
Bellaaahhh laughed so hard her sides split
As those knickers are a much too tight a fit
Her bum was revealed
But her natural force field
Stopped Mindee from fingering it
Bellaaahhh laughed so hard her sides had split
As those knickers are much too tight a fit
Her bum was revealed
But her natural force field
Is an indication of where she'd last sit.
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An old bone the dog left behind
It might come in handy
An old bone the dog left behind
It might come in handy
All spruced up, fine and dandy
An old bone the dog left behind
It might come in handy
All spruced up, fine and dandy
After it's been at the back of your mind.
But that would take two of a kind
But that would take two of a kind
Well, maybe we'd share?
But that would take two of a kind
Well,maybe we'd share?
I would,for a dare
But that would take two of a kind
Well,maybe we'd share?
I would, for a dare
With a bag over my head so I'm blind.
Wore lederhosen
(Always do as I'm told Poblet)
Wore lederhosen
Pigs Bum
Wore none
Wore lederhosen
Pigs Bum
Wore none
What he'd chosen, left him frozen
Oh you've edited
As those knickers are a much too tight a fit
As those knickers are a much too tight a fit
Her bum was revealed
As those knickers are a much too tight a fit
Her bum was revealed
But her natural force field
As those knickers are a much too tight a fit
Her bum was revealed
But her natural force field
Stopped Mindee from fingering it
As those knickers are much too tight a fit
Her bum was revealed
But her natural force field
Is an indication of where she'd last sit.
Yes "sit"
They kept trying ways to get thin..
They kept trying ways to get thin..
It's no fun in the Pub
They kept trying ways to get thin..
It's no fun in the Pub
Cos they aren't serving grub