The Limerick thread reborn. (Part 9)

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  • Theo_BearTheo_Bear Posts: 997
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    I think pumpkin's a kind of squash
    Used by the garage when I need a carwash
    Down came orange rain
    And my words were profane
    When it came to parting with dosh
  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    Would you drop a few coins in my bucket?
  • Theo_BearTheo_Bear Posts: 997
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    Would you drop a few coins in my bucket?
    It's getting heavy *crash* oh, **** it
  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    Would you drop a few coins in my bucket?
    It's getting heavy *crash* oh, **** it
    It's for a good cause
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    Would you drop a few coins in my bucket?
    It's getting heavy *crash* oh, **** it
    It's for a good cause
    To get my dear in-laws
  • Theo_BearTheo_Bear Posts: 997
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    Would you drop a few coins in my bucket?
    It's getting heavy *crash* oh, **** it
    It's for a good cause
    To get my dear in-laws
    On their hols to Thailand and Phuket
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    My stubbing my toe I often say ****it
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    My stubbing my toe I often say ****it
    It's so bad I might kick the bucket :eek:
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    My stubbing my toe I often say ****it
    It's so bad I might kick the bucket
    I'll kick it so far
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    My stubbing my toe I often say ****it
    It's so bad I might kick the bucket
    I'll kick it so far
    It'll reach the North Star
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    My stubbing my toe I often say ****it
    It's so bad I might kick the bucket
    I'll kick it so far
    It'll reach the North Star
    Any aliens will just have to duck it.
  • FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    An alien duckling called Qaaki
  • belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    An alien duckling called Qaaki
    Went on a date with a sparky
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    An alien duck called Qaaki
    Went on a date with a sparky
    They failed to click
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    An alien duck called Qaaki
    Went on a date with a sparky
    They failed to click
    At the martian picnic
  • BellaaahhhhBellaaahhhh Posts: 19,447
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    An alien duck called Qaaki
    Went on a date with a sparky
    They failed to click
    At the martian picnic
    So gave up on all that malarky
  • FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    That duckling grew up very quickly!
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    That duckling grew up very quickly!
    It took some tablets & got a little sickly!
  • FizzbinFizzbin Posts: 36,827
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    That duckling grew up very quickly!
    It took some tablets & got a little sickly!
    So it went to the doc's
  • Theo_BearTheo_Bear Posts: 997
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    That duckling grew up very quickly!
    It took some tablets & got a little sickly!
    So he went to the quack
  • droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    That duckling grew up very quickly!
    It took some tablets & got a little sickly!
    So it went to the doc's
    In keds and tube socks

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    That duckling grew up very quickly!
    It took some tablets & got a little sickly!
    So he went to the quack
    Gave the stupid pills back
  • MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    That duckling grew up very quickly!
    It took some tablets & got a little sickly!
    So it went to the doc's
    In keds and tube socks
    For something to grow feathers more thickly.

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    That duckling grew up very quickly!
    It took some tablets & got a little sickly!
    So he went to the quack
    Gave the stupid pills back
    As they had made his feathers too prickly.
  • smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    Gromits enemy was Feathers Mcgraw
  • twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,117
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    Gromits enemy was Feathers Mcgraw
    Who despite having wings was quite quick on the draw
  • Theo_BearTheo_Bear Posts: 997
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    Gromits enemy was Feathers Mcgraw
    Who despite having wings was quite quick on the draw
    Gromit needed a Wallace invention
    To give him protection
    Against ending up on the floor.
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