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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,281
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    When I informed them that I was once a stripper, I got nowt but sarcastic replies!
  • Dominatrix_BexDominatrix_Bex Posts: 2,672
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    When I went for a hellish weekend in Blackpool I ended up going to a strip club, and saw quite a few of the male strippers doing their thing. It wasn't a turn on - Like other people have said, they were just cheesy and pretty cringeworthy. I didn't find any of them attractive either, which probably didn't help.

    A couple of the girls I went with were all over them though... I can't understand why. After one of the girls had gotten her use out of one of them later (then passed out on my bed, ignoring the guy completely, very funny because of the look on his face!) I got to speak to him a bit. Basically, they have a different girl or two every weekend, and that's the main reason they do it plus they get paid quite a bit. He said he really enjoyed it, at least he was honest about why! :D
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    When I went for a hellish weekend in Blackpool I ended up going to a strip club, and saw quite a few of the male strippers doing their thing. It wasn't a turn on - Like other people have said, they were just cheesy and pretty cringeworthy. I didn't find any of them attractive either, which probably didn't help.

    A couple of the girls I went with were all over them though... I can't understand why. After one of the girls had gotten her use out of one of them later (then passed out on my bed, ignoring the guy completely, very funny because of the look on his face!) I got to speak to him a bit. Basically, they have a different girl or two every weekend, and that's the main reason they do it plus they get paid quite a bit. He said he really enjoyed it, at least he was honest about why! :D
    Perhaps you're a lesbian?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 440
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    When I informed them that I was once a stripper, I got nowt but sarcastic replies!

    A stripper of the male or female variety?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,281
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    MyJD wrote:
    A stripper of the male or female variety?
    Male, darling. Why? Fancy a slice?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 440
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    Male, darling. Why? Fancy a slice?

    A slice? That sounds painful.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,281
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    MyJD wrote:
    A slice? That sounds painful.
    There's pleasure in pain..
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 440
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    There's pleasure in pain..

    No thanks, im not inclined to swing that way.

    Anyway, im plenty entertained - I am currently eating mixed fruit and nuts - I just put a raisin on top of a hazelnut and I cant work out which one it looks more like - a frenchman in a beret or a used car salesman with a wig on.

    Finally, as you (used) to be a stripper, you must have worked out alot, yes?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,281
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    MyJD wrote:

    Finally, as you (used) to be a stripper, you must have worked out alot, yes?
    Yes, Indeed I did, but the body, it do ache these days!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 440
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    Yes, Indeed I did, but the body, it do ache these days!

    How hard did you work out? Lift proper hard weights and shit?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,281
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    MyJD wrote:
    How hard did you work out? Lift proper hard weights and shit?
    Well I'm pretty huge anyway, so I tend to do lighter weights and alot more reps, for definition.
    Why, are you thinking of taking up the thong, as a profession?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 440
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    Well I'm pretty huge anyway, so I tend to do lighter weights and alot more reps, for definition.
    Why, are you thinking of taking up the thong, as a profession?

    Why not? I could think of worse ways of spending my evenings than being basted in oil and consumed by sex-hungry housewives!

    Im going to be doing some working out tonight aswell - working up a right sweat.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,281
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    MyJD wrote:
    Why not? I could think of worse ways of spending my evenings than being basted in oil and consumed by sex-hungry housewives!

    Im going to be doing some working out tonight aswell - working up a right sweat.
    I bet you are, you saucy minx!
  • Dominatrix_BexDominatrix_Bex Posts: 2,672
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    Perhaps you're a lesbian?


    Or perhaps I don't like oily over-muscly men grinding about covered in whipped cream...


    Believe me, I like men. Just not THOSE men :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 440
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    Well I have had to research Xtube and pornotube for another of my threads this evening, and my gf is away tonight, so what is a lad to do? ;)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,281
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    MyJD wrote:
    Well I have had to research Xtube and pornotube for another of my threads this evening, and my gf is away tonight, so what is a lad to do? ;)
    You and me both!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 440
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    "Taking up the Thong" - quality! Is that the standard term in your industry, or were you just being creative with regard to your use of language?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,281
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    MyJD wrote:
    "Taking up the Thong" - quality! Is that the standard term in your industry, or were you just being creative with regard to your use of language?
    Just being creative! And I hung my thong up along time ago!

    Phew, I'm really tired after visiting pornotube!!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 440
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    Just being creative! And I hung my thong up along time ago!

    Phew, I'm really tired after visiting pornotube!!

    I havent had my daily session yet. Im going to be knackered when I get up at the crack for work in t'morning!
  • lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    I think the problem is that whilst women's bodies have an inherent beauty, be they curvy or skinny, naked mens bodies really have nothing going for them, no matter how toned.
    Furthermore, whilst a nicely trimmed, well looked-after ladypart can, like a warm fluffy bed, look almost inviting, the willy was created by God as a bit of a joke when she was on the Bacardi Breezers one night.
  • joe2-snjjoe2-snj Posts: 680
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    lemoncurd wrote: »
    I think the problem is that whilst women's bodies have an inherent beauty, be they curvy or skinny, naked mens bodies really have nothing going for them, no matter how toned.
    Furthermore, whilst a nicely trimmed, well looked-after ladypart can, like a warm fluffy bed, look almost inviting, the willy was created by God as a bit of a joke when she was on the Bacardi Breezers one night.

    If God does exsist in the female form, she is far from a feminist.

    Women's bodies are far more beautiful but whilst your "passages of all life and heavenly pleasure" have the feeling of the best place on earth, plently of them dont like that way at all.:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 670
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    Someone organised a stripper for my mum's 40th many years ago. She said he was really gross and she was really embarrassed.
    Apparently a friend of my cousin's was a Chippendales groupie in the early 90s. She followed them round all their shows and is said to have slept with a couple of them. Apparently some of them were up for this but some not.
    However, this is very much a second hand story and I don't know how true it is.
    I don't see the appeal of male strippers at all. They're embarrassing. (Not that I'm keen on the idea of female strippers either - it makes me uncomfortable.)
    Men look much better with their clothes on.
  • Pink MartiniPink Martini Posts: 166
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    fugitive wrote: »
    ive heard stories about women putting male strippers in their mouths!!!!

    What the whole stripper, or just certain parts? :D

    After reading this thread I wouldn't want to go and see any, it would make me come over all unnecessary. :eek: :o
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,573
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    I seem to remember that picture that was doing the rounds of Chico off the X Factor (who was a stripper before, and perhaps is now, again).

    There was two girls in the picture, and suffice to say, one of girls "had her mouthful" shall we say. :eek: :D
  • Victoria SpongeVictoria Sponge Posts: 16,645
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    I go Spearmint Rhino and Four Your Eyes Only sometimes but to experience male strippers you usually have to go out of your way, either seeing one that's been hired for a party or going to a dedicated male strippers (e.g. DreamBoys) night, and you would usually have to get tickets in advance or pay a lot on the door and all that rubbish. Too much hassle.

    In Spearmint or FYEO sometimes they'll let you in for cheaper (or sometimes for free) if you're female, and the girls there are lovely (I'm straight by the way). We sometimes pop in there as part of our night out (meal, then bar, then strip club, then nightclub).
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