Fifty shades of beige (5 word story) (Part 2)

twassington · 23/07/15 - 07:28

due to his insatiable lust for

twassington · 23/07/15 - 07:28

the wizened old git himself.

chinchin · 23/07/15 - 08:20

lied twassock foaming at the

chinchin · 23/07/15 - 08:20

mouth at her devastating loss

twassington · 23/07/15 - 08:58

chins dreamed ever more outrageously

twassington · 23/07/15 - 08:59

the deluded little twonk!

Meanwhile

jzee · 23/07/15 - 17:03

Oddie was rearranging his condiments

soniaorlastorm · 23/07/15 - 19:12

so it resembled a penis

mcg3 · 23/07/15 - 22:14

fantasized soniaorlastorm on bended knees

EELover · 23/07/15 - 22:23

the purpose of this was

mcg3 · 23/07/15 - 22:38

to use ones filthy imagination

EELover · 23/07/15 - 22:57

to take one to a world

mcg3 · 23/07/15 - 23:15

of unimaginable depravity and filth

EELover · 24/07/15 - 08:50

Once there it was time

jzee · 24/07/15 - 17:51

for a cup of cocoa

chinchin · 24/07/15 - 18:17

I'm no twonk! Raged chins. >:(

chinchin · 24/07/15 - 18:18

Admonishing our silly deluded twassock.

jzee · 26/07/15 - 13:38

It was pissing it down

mcg3 · 26/07/15 - 20:12

the colostomy bag had burst

EELover · 26/07/15 - 21:09

and the mess was unbelievably

jzee · 28/07/15 - 12:52

voluminous, causing flooding all over

twassington · 28/07/15 - 18:18

the M25 motorway, creating chaos

deans6571 · 30/07/15 - 16:19

whilst Twass salivated over Pilchard's

twassington · 30/07/15 - 17:06

oh no I didn't, deans :mad:

twassington · 30/07/15 - 17:07

[deans was bored at work

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