20 signs you’ve watched too many British sitcoms growing up!
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20 signs you’ve watched too many British sitcoms growing up!
1) You don’t mention the war; you mentioned it once but think you’ve got away with it.
2) “Don’t tell him your name, Pike” is the funniest punch line ever written … Ever!
3) This time next year, you’ll be a millionaire.
4) You say “I’m free” whenever anyone asks if you are available.
5) Sod the Playstation three; you’ve always wanted a Metal Mickey.
6) In your mind’s eye, you know exactly what the house at Railway Cuttings in East Cheam looks like.
7) You don’t need subtitles when watching ”Rab C. Nesbitt”.
8) Your cunning plans are better than Baldrick’s
9) You’ve always thought that you are more like Terry Collier than Bob Ferris.
10) You wonder what Tristram Fourmile is doing now.
11) Your crush on Sally Abbott was only broken by Miss Brahms
12) You was never confused, mind you, It’s been a year.
13) You have the highest post count on the http://www.classicsitcoms.co.uk forums.
14) You maintain that Foggy was the definitive third man.
15) At one point, all of your t-shirts had the slogan “Smoke me a kipper ..”
16) The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies is kept under your bed.
17) You wanted Terry Scott and June Whitfield to adopt you.
18) Your political activism is confined to applying to join the Tooting Popular Front.
19) Your school memories are confused with Fenn Street school.
20) You stay awake at night wondering why Stan from On The Buses still lives with his mother.
1) You don’t mention the war; you mentioned it once but think you’ve got away with it.
2) “Don’t tell him your name, Pike” is the funniest punch line ever written … Ever!
3) This time next year, you’ll be a millionaire.
4) You say “I’m free” whenever anyone asks if you are available.
5) Sod the Playstation three; you’ve always wanted a Metal Mickey.
6) In your mind’s eye, you know exactly what the house at Railway Cuttings in East Cheam looks like.
7) You don’t need subtitles when watching ”Rab C. Nesbitt”.
8) Your cunning plans are better than Baldrick’s
9) You’ve always thought that you are more like Terry Collier than Bob Ferris.
10) You wonder what Tristram Fourmile is doing now.
11) Your crush on Sally Abbott was only broken by Miss Brahms
12) You was never confused, mind you, It’s been a year.
13) You have the highest post count on the http://www.classicsitcoms.co.uk forums.
14) You maintain that Foggy was the definitive third man.
15) At one point, all of your t-shirts had the slogan “Smoke me a kipper ..”
16) The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies is kept under your bed.
17) You wanted Terry Scott and June Whitfield to adopt you.
18) Your political activism is confined to applying to join the Tooting Popular Front.
19) Your school memories are confused with Fenn Street school.
20) You stay awake at night wondering why Stan from On The Buses still lives with his mother.
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The front was less subtle...
22 everytime you see Andre Previn , you always call him Andre Preview
23 When someone mentions the French , you always remember the conversation in Mainwarings office with Wilson that they are 'not very good after lunch'
24 Everytime you see some bird with thick rimmed oval glasses , your dying to shout out 'ERE ARFUR!'
25 When your sat on a bus & its stood at a bus stop for ages you start whistling the the theme tune to On The Buses
26 When you see Christime Blaeakley, Michelle Heaton & Katie Price & instantly recollect the faces on Jones, Godfrey & Frazer in Dads Army 'Keep Young & Beautiful'
27 When you go in a bed shop & see a water bed & instantly think of Harold & Albert in the Bayswater bedorama or any of the scenes when Albert rips the bed
28 When you go into a nightclu & its full of blokes & to quote Kirk St Morritz from Dear John' Its The Oscar Wilde Suite'
29 When you go to a 21st , wedding etc & the DJ is in the corner , youre just dying for him to say 'Bugaloo' , 'Get On Down' & ask him to play 'The Green Door' by Shakin Stevens.
30: Every time you have Lentil Soup, you imagine Neil from The Young Ones has cooked it.
31: You decide to start growing your own vegetables, inspired to be self sufficient like Tom and Barbara Good.
6,10,11,14,19,22,26,28,29
Me too:D
31. You have at some point in your life used the expression "tho but, canny lad, tho but!"
32. If you here someone referred to as 'Miss Jones' you immediately repeat it in your head in Rigsby's voice.
33. You see Sidney Potier and immediately think "hey, it's Sidney Potter'.
34. When someone comes up with an idea you contemplate saying "Do you really think that's wise, sir?"
35. After something goes wrong you think "we're doomed, doomed."
36. The name 'Bob' always brings a smile to your face.
38. You occasionally greet people with the phrase 'Good Moaning'
40. When you do something successfully, you raise your arms and shout "JURASSIC PARK !"
That wasn't even the line.
42. When you see pigeon on a restaurant menu or in a recipe you immediately think 'Speckled Jim!'
When you name your cat Ponsonby!
and yes, I always think of him as Andre Preview. What a good sport he was!
"When I met Gerald he was wild"
"Wild, I was livid!"
I can see me being addicted to this thread!!
Sorry to be a pedant but wasn't it Andrew Preview?
And Andre Preview wasn't in a sitcom.
So?
Funny thread!
the OP said 20 not 29 you've ruined the thread
When you refer to your cat as 'my pussy'