Excellent. I like the occasional voddy myself. Voddy it shall be.
Who's on Chocolate duty ? Crisps ? Wine ? (or whine in Pwicey's case)
We'll get shocking migraines and put on 5 lbs but 'twill be worth it.
Old joke jooshed up ->
Q ____ What is Pwicey's favourite wine ?
A_____"He only had a tiny willy and spent my money!"
I'd better have a 'Bang a Dildo'
2 shots vodka, 2 shots peach schnapps, 2 shot orange juice, 1 shot pineapple juice, 2 shot blackcurrant.
Oh well, if it's cocktails and there is Peach Shnapps on the go then I think I fancy some 'sex on the beach'.
Voddy/peach shnapps/cranberry juice and orange juice......easy on the cranberry juice & lots of orange please barperson.
Oh well, if it's cocktails and there is Peach Shnapps on the go then I think I fancy some 'sex on the beach'.
Voddy/peach shnapps/cranberry juice and orange juice......easy on the cranberry juice & lots of orange please barperson.
This courtroom waiting area is great with the bar and the popcorn n everything. But how long are we going to be waiting? We've waited so long already.:mad:
Excellent. I like the occasional voddy myself. Voddy it shall be.
Who's on Chocolate duty ? Crisps ? Wine ? (or whine in Pwicey's case)
We'll get shocking migraines and put on 5 lbs but 'twill be worth it.
Old joke jooshed up ->
Q ____ What is Pwicey's favourite wine ?
A_____"He only had a tiny willy and spent my money!"
Excellent. I like the occasional voddy myself. Voddy it shall be.
Who's on Chocolate duty ? Crisps ? Wine ? (or whine in Pwicey's case)
We'll get shocking migraines and put on 5 lbs but 'twill be worth it.
Old joke jooshed up ->
Q ____ What is Pwicey's favourite wine ?
A_____"He only had a tiny willy and spent my money!"
:D Brilliant!
Is there a live satellite link-up?
I'll provide Olives if someone can fix me a marguerita (must have salt round the glass rim)
Excellent. I like the occasional voddy myself. Voddy it shall be.
Who's on Chocolate duty ? Crisps ? Wine ? (or whine in Pwicey's case)
We'll get shocking migraines and put on 5 lbs but 'twill be worth it.
Old joke jooshed up ->
Q ____ What is Pwicey's favourite wine ?
A_____"He only had a tiny willy and spent my money!"
lol...:D:D:D
if we are drinking could I have a mojito please.... or a peach bellini?
PHEW! A sober chaperone....perfick !
If anyone suggests watching a stripper video during a break in proceedings then choose one very VERY carefully and don't consult Loz:rolleyes:. We don't want chucked out of the waiting room.:p
PHEW! A sober chaperone....perfick !
If anyone suggests watching a stripper video during a break in proceedings then choose one very VERY carefully and don't consult Loz:rolleyes:. We don't want chucked out of the waiting room.:p
Lol aye we all better be on our best behaviour no stripper videos We could play scrabble and try to make some of KP words of wisdom
Lol aye we all better be on our best behaviour no stripper videos We could play scrabble and try to make some of KP words of wisdom
Chipolata.....acorn....dwamawama.....facepunching.....tapeytalking .
That kind of thing ? Ooh I think you invented a new board game."The Pwice Is Wong Scwabble"
I'm finding Katie's behaviour concerning her latest child very strange. Normally she'd be parading them to all and sundry, but she's keeping this one under wraps. My guess is she's either waiting for an 'exclusive' deal for the pictures, or the baby doesn't look like her current husband.
I'm finding Katie's behaviour concerning her latest child very strange. Normally she'd be parading them to all and sundry, but she's keeping this one under wraps. My guess is she's either waiting for an 'exclusive' deal for the pictures, or the baby doesn't look like her current husband.
Pwivacy sits oddly on Pwicey,so I'm not surprised at your suspicion .
A third reason ( connected to your second guess) the baby might be a nice chubby full term cherub and not prem.
I'm finding Katie's behaviour concerning her latest child very strange. Normally she'd be parading them to all and sundry, but she's keeping this one under wraps. My guess is she's either waiting for an 'exclusive' deal for the pictures, or the baby doesn't look like her current husband.
It's a matter of timing, to show how 'private' she wants to be who knows it could impress a judge (they don't read papers or ds apparently)
After all, she did give birth there on the French Riviera.
Honestly , she's like a one woman version of that crazy series "Footballer's Wives". The one where one of the wives had her implanted boobs explode & another one had hers go on fire.Such dwama.They were called after brand names and exotic places. One was called Chardonnay IIRC. That's Planet Pwicey .....Princesses, Jets, Harvey Nichols, and the sunny Riviera are her inspiration.
Will no-one think of the kids ?:o
Honestly , she's like a one woman version of that crazy series "Footballer's Wives". The one where one of the wives had her implanted boobs explode & another one had hers go on fire.Such dwama.They were called after brand names and exotic places. One was called Chardonnay IIRC. That's Planet Pwicey .....Princesses, Jets, Harvey Nichols, and the sunny Riviera are her inspiration.
Will no-one think of the kids ?:o
Chipolata.....acorn....dwamawama.....facepunching.....tapeytalking .
That kind of thing ? Ooh I think you invented a new board game."The Pwice Is Wong Scwabble"
AND ,of course, she has another batter at Reid in her column on Friday.
YES ! We got it Pwicey! He's admitted it .Old news..... and despite partaking in hide the vodka bottle in the poop chute,sticking pins in his teabags, swapping undies, and watching him act in a very horrific sexual assault scene in a film you finally found your "I'm-simply-totally-horrified" button . Good for you and well done Mrs .:yawn:
AND ,of course, she has another batter at Reid in her column on Friday.
YES ! We got it Pwicey! He's admitted it .Old news..... and despite partaking in hide the vodka bottle in the poop chute,sticking pins in his teabags, swapping undies, and watching him act in a very horrific sexual assault scene in a film you finally found your "I'm-simply-totally-horrified" button . Good for you and well done Mrs .:yawn:
She just can't help herself eh mega gob strikes again she is a bladder with a mouth! I wonder what the next drama will be :yawn:
AND ,of course, she has another batter at Reid in her column on Friday.
YES ! We got it Pwicey! He's admitted it .Old news..... and despite partaking in hide the vodka bottle in the poop chute,sticking pins in his teabags, swapping undies, and watching him act in a very horrific sexual assault scene in a film you finally found your "I'm-simply-totally-horrified" button . Good for you and well done Mrs .:yawn:
She seems to forget that all the dirt she dishes on Alex, she was part of it too. So she must get off on playing with vodka bottles, sticking pins in his teabags etc..she doesn't do herself any favours really!
I'm finding Katie's behaviour concerning her latest child very strange. Normally she'd be parading them to all and sundry, but she's keeping this one under wraps. My guess is she's either waiting for an 'exclusive' deal for the pictures, or the baby doesn't look like her current husband.
I'd love to see a pic of the baby. I bet he has the most startling green eyes (what with both parents having green eyes) 99% chance little Jet will have them too.
She just can't help herself eh mega gob strikes again she is a bladder with a mouth! I wonder what the next drama will be :yawn:
I don't know.... 'Aliens abducted me for my DNA in a desperate bit to create a master race.... all I have to remember them by is the tracking system implanted into my neck... and worst of all they had small willies that couldn't satisfy me'
well its as believable as many of her other stories...:D:D:D
AND ,of course, she has another batter at Reid in her column on Friday.
YES ! We got it Pwicey! He's admitted it .Old news..... and despite partaking in hide the vodka bottle in the poop chute,sticking pins in his teabags, swapping undies, and watching him act in a very horrific sexual assault scene in a film you finally found your "I'm-simply-totally-horrified" button . Good for you and well done Mrs .:yawn:
I actually think he deserves everything he gets, he knew what he was getting into by hooking up with her. However, her holier-than-thou "why cant my exe's keep quiet, I never mention them" mantra is a complete joke.
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Who's on Chocolate duty ? Crisps ? Wine ? (or whine in Pwicey's case)
We'll get shocking migraines and put on 5 lbs but 'twill be worth it.
Old joke jooshed up ->
Q ____ What is Pwicey's favourite wine ?
A_____"He only had a tiny willy and spent my money!"
Voddy/peach shnapps/cranberry juice and orange juice......easy on the cranberry juice & lots of orange please barperson.
This courtroom waiting area is great with the bar and the popcorn n everything. But how long are we going to be waiting? We've waited so long already.:mad:
Is there a live satellite link-up?
I'll provide Olives if someone can fix me a marguerita (must have salt round the glass rim)
Lol
lol...:D:D:D
if we are drinking could I have a mojito please.... or a peach bellini?
PHEW! A sober chaperone....perfick !
If anyone suggests watching a stripper video during a break in proceedings then choose one very VERY carefully and don't consult Loz:rolleyes:. We don't want chucked out of the waiting room.:p
Lol aye we all better be on our best behaviour no stripper videos
That kind of thing ? Ooh I think you invented a new board game."The Pwice Is Wong Scwabble"
A third reason ( connected to your second guess) the baby might be a nice chubby full term cherub and not prem.
It's a matter of timing, to show how 'private' she wants to be who knows it could impress a judge (they don't read papers or ds apparently)
http://www.jetriviera.com/en/accueil.html
After all, she did give birth there on the French Riviera.
Honestly , she's like a one woman version of that crazy series "Footballer's Wives". The one where one of the wives had her implanted boobs explode & another one had hers go on fire.Such dwama.They were called after brand names and exotic places. One was called Chardonnay IIRC. That's Planet Pwicey .....Princesses, Jets, Harvey Nichols, and the sunny Riviera are her inspiration.
Will no-one think of the kids ?:o
Katie did have a cameo role in that show...http://www.footballerswives.tv/episodes/s3ep4.html
SO SHE DID ! Ewww....how could I have forgotten that ? Hmm, possibly she was less abhorrent back then.:p
Too funny Jana , tapeytalking.....:D
YES ! We got it Pwicey! He's admitted it .Old news..... and despite partaking in hide the vodka bottle in the poop chute,sticking pins in his teabags, swapping undies, and watching him act in a very horrific sexual assault scene in a film you finally found your "I'm-simply-totally-horrified" button . Good for you and well done Mrs .:yawn:
She just can't help herself eh mega gob strikes again she is a bladder with a mouth! I wonder what the next drama will be :yawn:
She seems to forget that all the dirt she dishes on Alex, she was part of it too. So she must get off on playing with vodka bottles, sticking pins in his teabags etc..she doesn't do herself any favours really!
I'd love to see a pic of the baby. I bet he has the most startling green eyes (what with both parents having green eyes) 99% chance little Jet will have them too.
I don't know.... 'Aliens abducted me for my DNA in a desperate bit to create a master race.... all I have to remember them by is the tracking system implanted into my neck... and worst of all they had small willies that couldn't satisfy me'
well its as believable as many of her other stories...:D:D:D
I actually think he deserves everything he gets, he knew what he was getting into by hooking up with her. However, her holier-than-thou "why cant my exe's keep quiet, I never mention them" mantra is a complete joke.