A face like a _________

Skyclad · 18/10/13 - 19:09

Scott_P wrote: »

a mate of mine once said after a night out that he had "eyes like a sheeps ****"

Or the morning after a particularly strong curry:

An arsehole like a dragons nostril.

Kiko H Fan · 18/10/13 - 19:12

"If I had a face like yours, I'd teach my arse to talk".

Jumbobones · 18/10/13 - 19:18

A Face Like A Maimed Cheese Grater

21stCenturyBoy · 18/10/13 - 19:29

A face like a punched cake is our favourite.

BellaRosa · 18/10/13 - 19:33

Sucking on a lemon.

_Ash_ · 18/10/13 - 19:36

...plasterer's radio...

[Deleted User] · 18/10/13 - 20:09

A chewed-up mussel

For use when toddlers are about to start bawling

Roybando · 18/10/13 - 20:34

....like a stuntmans knee.

Tiggywink · 18/10/13 - 20:38

.. like the surface of the moon..

trevgo · 18/10/13 - 20:40

...ripped sponge

Kiko H Fan · 18/10/13 - 20:41

a Trumpton massacre.

steviex · 18/10/13 - 20:58

A camel sucking a rusk.

[Deleted User] · 18/10/13 - 21:48

Jack, with your face like a buttered bollock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6ShxxWvy4k For any Shooting Stars fans!

My friend got told she had a face like a Chihuahua - but she did, so I don't think it counts

mr. mustard · 18/10/13 - 21:55

Face like a busted arsehole

dorydaryl · 18/10/13 - 23:12

....a wet fart in a windstorm/ on a Wednesday
...they're wearing themselves inside out.
...a disgruntled ferret
...Brian Blessed's ar$e (for the more hirsute)

I love the one for people with missing teeth:

"Not many pots in the cupboard!"

bookaddict · 19/10/13 - 00:46

Bulldog licking p155 off a nettle.

feckit · 19/10/13 - 02:02

face like cuntification

JoJoJay · 19/10/13 - 02:28

Jon O wrote: »

a face only a mother could love

That's a oldie!

'....like a chewed sweetie'

'....like a bulldog chewing a wasp'

JoJoJay · 19/10/13 - 02:32

Skyclad wrote: »

Or the morning after a particularly strong curry:

An arsehole like a dragons nostril.

PMSL

[Deleted User] · 19/10/13 - 02:50

Most wonderful example ever given from the YT comments - "he looks like an onion" / "Podge & Rodge's long lost father" (google them)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pnHS7PbRts

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