Would you want to be the opposite sex for a day?

funnyhair · 07/02/12 - 18:32

Would you want to wake up one morning being a member of the opposite sex to you?

If so, what would you do?

Phoenix Lazarus · 07/02/12 - 18:38

It would be an interesting experiment. I'm male, so it would be interesting to spend a day as a woman. I'd like a nice free day to myself, to explore the more-sensitive nipples I would have, and see if I could multiply orgasm.

Addisonian · 07/02/12 - 18:39

I'd probably not leave the house. Just sit there and play with myself silly.

Lyricalis · 07/02/12 - 18:43

Only if I could be a lesbian, the lipstick variety. No point if I can't be hot.

Eraserhead · 07/02/12 - 18:54

Addisonian wrote: »

I'd probably not leave the house. Just sit there and play with myself silly.

That's pretty much word for word what I was going to post

Audio Rebel · 07/02/12 - 18:57

Yes,as long as I wasn't 'on the blob'.

Jackboy18 · 07/02/12 - 19:02

Of course. My chance to pull as many handsome and/or rich footballers as possible.

missy83 · 07/02/12 - 19:07

I'd see if any women I know would fancy me.

[Deleted User] · 07/02/12 - 19:15

I'd spend all day in the house, armed with a digital camera and experimenting with myself

Unless I changed into someone I disliked. In that case, I'd be out all day being a complete and utter tart, take videos and post them online and post very strange stuff on her FB page,

HollyC · 07/02/12 - 19:37

Addisonian wrote: »

I'd probably not leave the house. Just sit there and play with myself silly.

Eraserhead wrote: »

That's pretty much word for word what I was going to post

Yup, and me.

[Deleted User] · 07/02/12 - 19:39

Not to sound crude but...

But hell yeah I'd be exploring my body!

...I think women in the same situation as Men would do the same!

Besides that, what else is there to do? I can do whatever a woman does and vice versa except the natural touching and sensation of my own body (Man as a woman)

mirrorimage · 07/02/12 - 19:49

It would be a rather strange sensation to look at a road map and it be total gibberish.

1fab · 07/02/12 - 19:53

Predictably boring answer from me: it wouldn't make any difference to my day (although it might come as a surprise, momentarily, for my family).

Lain Andrews · 07/02/12 - 19:55

Jackboy18 wrote: »

Of course. My chance to pull as many handsome and/or rich footballers as possible.

Me too

Lyricalis · 07/02/12 - 19:56

mirrorimage wrote: »

It would be a rather strange sensation to look at a road map and it be total gibberish.

I wouldn't notice much difference then. I can make it from the bedroom to the kitchen OK, but anything more adventurous and I need a sat nav or I get lost.

Funnily enough, I don't have this problem at all in computer games...

OK, I exaggerated slightly! I almost always only have to visit a place once to get a good idea of the layout, but if I travel by car than it's a complete disaster - I just can't work out where the hell I am! No problems at all on foot or by bicycle.

mark_b · 07/02/12 - 20:01

This was posted on Facebook the other day

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/815/41693726655767341415221.jpg/

[Deleted User] · 07/02/12 - 20:05

Be nice to have the remote control and a winkle for a day, I'd enjoy that

[Deleted User] · 07/02/12 - 20:07

I would be a woman and earn some cash on the game.;)

1fab · 07/02/12 - 20:09

DorothyMichaels wrote: »

Be nice to have the remote control and a winkle for a day, I'd enjoy that

So you'd spend the day playing with your remote control?

WokStation · 07/02/12 - 20:36

mark_b wrote: »

This was posted on Facebook the other day

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/815/41693726655767341415221.jpg/

Rule 7 for what women would do..! Men don't talk at the urinal!

I just got my OH to do this quiz... she failed badly!

http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game.html

[Deleted User] · 07/02/12 - 20:41

Hell yeah lol

I would be a woman and earn some cash on the game

Damn you, beat me to it!

Although you could probably do that as a man anyway...

Jason · 07/02/12 - 20:47

I imagine the vast majority of people would crack one off if they swapped genders for the day ..

In a way, the real thread title should be "If you spent a day as the opposite sex, what would you do after you'd masturbated?"

Grabid Rannies · 07/02/12 - 20:48

funnyhair wrote: »

Would you want to wake up one morning being a member of the opposite sex to you?

If so, what would you do?

Put a wig on and hope for the best.

1fab · 07/02/12 - 20:51

JasonWatkins wrote: »

I imagine the vast majority of people would crack one off if they swapped genders for the day ..

In a way, the real thread title should be "If you spent a day as the opposite sex, what would you do after you'd masturbated?"

Eh? I wouldn't be masturbating. I'd spend the day posing around in different outfits, breaking women's hearts with my breathtaking handsomeness. :cool:

Dolly_Dimple · 07/02/12 - 20:53

I would give her a quick poke of the morning glory before spending a day on the lash. Then i would return home covered in kebab and throw up all over the bathroom and leave it for her to clean up before collapsing into bed where i would keep her awake with ear splitting snores.

*Disclaimer. The above content bears no resembelance to any person living or dead*

Lyricalis · 07/02/12 - 20:55

JasonWatkins wrote: »

I imagine the vast majority of people would crack one off if they swapped genders for the day ..

In a way, the real thread title should be "If you spent a day as the opposite sex, what would you do after you'd masturbated?"

Be disappointed that it was a one time thing* if I were a female in a male body, and getting ready for round two if I were a male in a female one.

* There would at least be enough time to make a quick snack, even if you were a teenager.

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