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Strange names for kids (chav?)

Leicester_HunkLeicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316
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Just moved off the discussion about what Denise Van Outen called her little girl. Found this story about names:-
Miss O'Neill is planning to find a job herself when her youngest two children go to school. "I'd be bored otherwise," she said. "I've been very fortunate. Steven has always had a good job so I have been able to stay at home with the children. "I'd love to get a job working with babies - I think they are just gorgeous."

The family have never been on holiday and Miss O'Neill, 41, and her 42-year-old partner, who are childhood sweethearts, had not had a night out for years until last Christmas. "The one thing I do spend money on is clothes for the children," she said. "That is my treat - I love to see the kids looking nice."

For years the family survived with two bedrooms - boys in one, girls in the other and the couple sleeping downstairs. But six years ago they bought their home from the council in Rossendale, Lancashire, and built an extension.
They had their first child, Jodie-Lee, in 1985, after which the family grew rapidly.

Soon after came Steven, 19; Georgina, who would have been 18 now but was born premature and died shortly after; Arron, 15; Riga-Marie:eek:, 13; Lucy-Anne, 12; Callum, ten; Gina-Louise, nine; Luca-Jane, eight; Mia-Bella, seven; Blousy-May:), five; Forlan:eek:, three; and Jenson, 23 months.

Miss O'Neill has ruled out having any more after doctors warned her another pregnancy could kill her. After Jenson's birth she suffered a leg infection and almost had to undergo an amputation.

Jodie-Lee has now left home but the bedrooms are still overcrowded. The four oldest girls sleep in one, the three oldest boys in another, the youngest girl and two boys in another, while baby Jenson is in a cot in his parents' room.

Blousy May just cracks me up! She even has a Bebo page!

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-387497/I-wont-claim-penny-12-children.html#ixzz0mtt2x4Kl
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,029
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    People still use Bebo?
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    RussellIanRussellIan Posts: 12,034
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    There must be some little chavlings out there by now called Bebo.
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    HendersonHenderson Posts: 11,952
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    What did DVO call her nipper?
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    cosmocosmo Posts: 26,840
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    There's a kid in my son's school called Rommell.

    F***ing Rommell!! I ask you.
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    d0lphind0lphin Posts: 25,354
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    Henderson wrote: »
    What did DVO call her nipper?

    Betsy I think, don't think that's particularly chavvy:confused:
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    Leicester_HunkLeicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316
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    Blousy's brother Jenson's middle name is Trafford. I think they come from near Manchester :rolleyes:
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    MenkMenk Posts: 13,831
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    There was a boy at our school called Paddington.
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    RussellIanRussellIan Posts: 12,034
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    Menk wrote: »
    There was a boy at our school called Paddington.

    Any girls called King's Cross?
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    xAries_1990xxAries_1990x Posts: 2,380
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    There's a guy at uni who is called Marvelous which I think is quite pretentious. I think the ultimate chav name however is Mckenzie.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68
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    Our free local rag had a beautiful baby comp; the strange names were too many to list but the one that stood out for me was Keymystery!
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    Leicester_HunkLeicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316
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    BeesKneez wrote: »
    Our free local rag had a beautiful baby comp; the strange names were too many to list but the one that stood out for me was Keymystery!
    :eek::eek::eek:
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    Bedsit BobBedsit Bob Posts: 24,344
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    I know a bloke whose surname is Hunt.

    Guess what his parents named him?

    Yep, they named him Michael. :o

    Also, I work with someone, whose mate's surname is Thomas, and his parents named him John. :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,418
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    cosmo wrote: »
    There's a kid in my son's school called Rommell.

    F***ing Rommell!! I ask you.

    Reminds me of the make-up brand - Rimmel :D

    "Arron" really? She picks a normal name, but fails to spell it correctly. If I met that women I'd slap her in the face for crimes against namery.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 102
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    RussellIan wrote: »
    There must be some little chavlings out there by now called Bebo.

    :D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,110
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    All chavvy names seem to end the same way to me, i.e. with EY, or AY.......CourtNEY, BritNEY - or even ChardonnAY and RickAY!!! :rolleyes::D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,317
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    BeesKneez wrote: »
    Our free local rag had a beautiful baby comp; the strange names were too many to list but the one that stood out for me was Keymystery!

    Maybe the conception was one of those keys-in-a-bowl wife swapping things :confused::p:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,803
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    HALibutt wrote: »
    All chavvy names seem to end the same way to me, i.e. with EY, or AY.......CourtNEY, BritNEY - or even ChardonnAY and RickAY!!! :rolleyes::D

    No no no no no.

    Britnee, Courtnee, Amiee etc etc

    You can't spell it the normal way, it has to be spelt in a ridiculous manner!!!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,382
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    cosmo wrote: »
    There's a kid in my son's school called Rommell.

    F***ing Rommell!! I ask you.

    Just hope he doesn't bump into a Monty. There'll be a right ding-dong.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 10,488
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    I'm waiting to see a Bonjela or Sambuca. It's got to happen. :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,803
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    I'm waiting to see a Bonjela or Sambuca. It's got to happen. :D

    There's a Sambuca on Waterloo Road if that counts? :D
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    Chilli DragonChilli Dragon Posts: 24,684
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    cosmo wrote: »
    There's a kid in my son's school called Rommell.

    F***ing Rommell!! I ask you.

    my dog is called Erwin after Rommell, although he is a dog not a kid. I knew a Destiny and a Kimbly...mother too thick to spell Kimberley :o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 241
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    I recently heard someone calling out to their little boy. His name was Diesel :eek:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,803
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    N1kk1 wrote: »
    I recently heard someone calling out to their little boy. His name was Diesel :eek:

    Were his siblings Unleaded and Fourstar?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,110
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    jen0607 wrote: »
    Were his siblings Unleaded and Fourstar?

    Weren't they an Essex pop band? ;)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,327
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    I've come across quite a few strangely named kids at work: Elvis and Britney (brother and sister!), Tia Maria, Jack Daniel, Bless, Moses, Amen :p:p
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