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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,012
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    Smiley433 wrote: »
    "Count me in, Sony"

    From an IT professional who has just given his personal details to a scamming website thinking he was entering a draw to be in with the chance to be a PlayStation 4 tester.
    Yeah a guy on my FB registered for that . To be fair I was tempted until I realised it was probably a scam.
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    mrsmoosemrsmoose Posts: 2,090
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    From a repeat offender

    "Hello ibs not seen u for a while!! N ur not welcome bk at all gggrrrr xx"

    Everytime she gets the sh*ts she updates her status about it:o
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    Smiley433Smiley433 Posts: 7,900
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    TOONARMY12 wrote: »
    Yeah a guy on my FB registered for that . To be fair I was tempted until I realised it was probably a scam.

    This is the same guy that a few weeks ago "liked" a photo so that he could be included in a draw to win a new iphone, until I pointed out that it was likely to be a scam. Looks like he'll just not learn.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,012
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    Smiley433 wrote: »
    This is the same guy that a few weeks ago "liked" a photo so that he could be included in a draw to win a new iphone, until I pointed out that it was likely to be a scam. Looks like he'll just not learn.
    Since that guy another 2 people have posted the same thing :rolleyes:
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    mrsmoose wrote: »
    From a repeat offender

    "Hello ibs not seen u for a while!! N ur not welcome bk at all gggrrrr xx"

    Everytime she gets the sh*ts she updates her status about it:o

    Group therapy perhaps? :)
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    fizzle90fizzle90 Posts: 6,467
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    From the girl posting updates on her contractions last night, after coming back from the hospital :

    "Cervix is closed, yay!!"

    Seriously? I don't care about your contracting uterus or your cervix!!!
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    mrsmoosemrsmoose Posts: 2,090
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    francie wrote: »
    Group therapy perhaps? :)

    She needs therapy, Jans stills dead:rolleyes:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,346
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    fizzle90 wrote: »
    From the girl posting updates on her contractions last night, after coming back from the hospital :

    "Cervix is closed, yay!!"

    Seriously? I don't care about your contracting uterus or your cervix!!!

    :eek:

    Wait until she has the kid. Her updates will be even worse.
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    Alan1981Alan1981 Posts: 5,416
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    Facebook is full of spam at the minute with fools sharing these rubbish scams in the hope of getting a free iphone, or a free ps4.
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    fizzle90fizzle90 Posts: 6,467
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    LoopyDog wrote: »
    :eek:

    Wait until she has the kid. Her updates will be even worse.

    Unfortunately she has already got one.....and yes she does post about his nappy habits/every single time he is poorly/when he won't go to sleep etc. the worst one was,

    "Arghh X please just go to sleep for mummy!! Y won't u sleep X??"

    There was a comment on there saying, "I'm pretty sure X doesn't have Facebook or can even read for that matter. Why don't you get off fb and try and settle him?"

    Brilliant :p
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    mrsmoose wrote: »
    She needs therapy, Jans stills dead:rolleyes:

    Oh it's her is it...explains a lot :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,313
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    feeling slightly gutted only lost 2lb this week 8lb in total gonna have a nice chinese now

    I have no idea why this diet isn't working for her :(
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    misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    Odd Socks wrote: »
    I have no idea why this diet isn't working for her :(

    I dare you to say that to her! :D
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    SexbombSexbomb Posts: 20,005
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    My last status was oh shit at the new Facebook newsfeed :rolleyes:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    Found da pekkif weddin venu, not dat ive got a man...time foh a nice glas ov wine now...propah lovin bein pissed aftah elevem monffs sobah wiv ma baby

    Yet she's just popped out a baby...
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    LaceyLouelle3LaceyLouelle3 Posts: 9,682
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    Found da pekkif weddin venu, not dat ive got a man...time foh a nice glas ov wine now...propah lovin bein pissed aftah elevem monffs sobah wiv ma baby

    Yet she's just popped out a baby...

    That hurt my eyes :eek:
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    pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    Odd Socks wrote: »
    I have no idea why this diet isn't working for her :(

    Ha sounds like me :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,313
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    I dare you to say that to her! :D

    I only wish I had the balls :D:D
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    MythicaMythica Posts: 3,808
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    PS4/Xbox 720 free giveaway for testing
    People sticking stickers on your gate so they know to steal your dog.
    This bedroom tax thing were they say the law can't be changed.

    How stupid can people even be. It's about time there was a test that you need to pass to access the internet. We are in 2013, one would hope that people would have a little common sense.
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    James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    Mythica wrote: »
    People sticking stickers on your gate so they know to steal your dog.

    TBF this one has been posted on official animal rights sites such as the RSPCA from the admins themselves so I would think they would check up to see if it's real
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    MythicaMythica Posts: 3,808
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    TBF this one has been posted on official animal rights sites such as the RSPCA from the admins themselves so I would think they would check up to see if it's real

    It's fake, it even started in Australia. You have the same reg van being reported across the country. Utter nonsense.

    Do you have proof to that claim you made?
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    James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    Mythica wrote: »
    It's fake, it even started in Australia. You have the same reg van being reported across the country. Utter nonsense.

    Do you have proof to that claim you made?

    I'm on a lot of animal rights sites on FB and it's been posted on most of them inc the RSPCA one
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    MythicaMythica Posts: 3,808
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    I'm on a lot of animal rights sites on FB and it's been posted on most of them inc the RSPCA one

    As I said, any proof of this?
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    James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    Look at them you will see
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    MythicaMythica Posts: 3,808
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    Look at them you will see

    Or you could just point out where to look like I asked?
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