Sam Faiers to release new book

Green Knickers · 17/10/12 - 16:23

https://twitter.com/AMConceptsUK/status/258586358380109825 She announced on Twitter today she had a very special exciting announcement to make today at 4pm.There was speculation she meant an enagement or pregnancy but it was to say her existing book was to be released with a new chapter updating recent life events and a new cover!
The excitement was over very little compared to expectations!

tediouslyrandom · 17/10/12 - 17:19

In the book, does she confess she's really 35 years old?

The Prumeister · 17/10/12 - 18:28

OMG, be reem, not jel.

What can she possibly have to tell us? That she has to remind Joey Essex to wear socks every day? I SIMPLY CANNOT WAIT TO HEAR.

[Deleted User] · 17/10/12 - 18:31

She is actually the mother of her balloon titted 'sister'.

Blondie X · 17/10/12 - 18:35

I woz born in SX

I didn't go skool much coz every1 woz jellus i woz so pritee

I got fayk boobs, fayk tan and a buckit ov bleech

I went suga hut

I iz now faymus

I pretend 2 hav a boyfrend to get on tellee

*Extract from The Sun*

The Prumeister · 17/10/12 - 18:42

Blondie X wrote: »

I woz born in SX

I didn't go skool much coz every1 woz jellus i woz so pritee

I got fayk boobs, fayk tan and a buckit ov bleech

I went suga hut

I iz now faymus

I pretend 2 hav a boyfrend to get on tellee

*Extract from The Sun*

u r so jel dont be jell be reeeem

[Deleted User] · 17/10/12 - 18:43

Ooh apparently she lifts the lid on her beauty regime - it'll fly off the shelves!

[Deleted User] · 17/10/12 - 18:52

Blondie X wrote: »

I woz born in SX

I didn't go skool much coz every1 woz jellus i woz so pritee

I got fayk boobs, fayk tan and a buckit ov bleech

I went suga hut

I iz now faymus

I pretend 2 hav a boyfrend to get on tellee

*Extract from The Sun*

Well there is no need to be nasty darling! Try having a soul for a change... back to topic, I have no problem with reality stars realising books, dont wanna read it? You dont got to. But, Im sure there will some (all be it, small) market for it. And there will be those who will go on to choose to belittle those who want the book because other peoples didnt match up with theirs :rolleyes:

Blondie X · 17/10/12 - 18:53

Scotty_c.man wrote: »

Well there is no need to be nasty darling! Try having a soul for a change... back to topic, I have no problem with reality stars realising books, dont wanna read it? You dont got to. But ? Im sure there will some (all be it, small) market for it. And there will be those who will go on to choose to belittle those who want the book because other peoples didnt match up with theirs :rolleyes:

I've got a soul *darling*. Try having a sense of humour and not taking every post in a showbiz forum so literally for a change

And all that eye rolling will give you wrinkles *darling*

Demizdeeroolz · 17/10/12 - 18:54

Blondie X wrote: »

I woz born in SX

I didn't go skool much coz every1 woz jellus i woz so pritee

I got fayk boobs, fayk tan and a buckit ov bleech

I went suga hut

I iz now faymus

I pretend 2 hav a boyfrend to get on tellee

*Extract from The Sun*

But I ain't bin suga hut for 2 months!

The Prumeister · 17/10/12 - 18:59

Demizdeeroolz wrote: »

But I ain't bin suga hut for 2 months!

Nah, that was Faces..

'I ain't been Faces, I ain't been Faces'

Demizdeeroolz · 17/10/12 - 19:02

The Prumeister wrote: »

Nah, that was Faces..

'I ain't been Faces, I ain't been Faces'

Yes, you're right , thanks.

[Deleted User] · 17/10/12 - 19:15

Blondie X wrote: »

I've got a soul *darling*. Try having a sense of humour and not taking every post in a showbiz forum so literally for a change

And all that eye rolling will give you wrinkles *darling*

You post didnt show much humour, if any. But thanks for advice on the eye rolls, one must maintain my youthful look after all sweetie:)

Green Knickers · 18/10/12 - 03:29

Blondie X wrote: »

I woz born in SX

I didn't go skool much coz every1 woz jellus i woz so pritee

I got fayk boobs, fayk tan and a buckit ov bleech

I went suga hut

I iz now faymus

I pretend 2 hav a boyfrend to get on tellee

*Extract from The Sun*

You think her and Joey are pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend?My god what a contrick if they are pretending.

barrowgirl · 08/02/16 - 12:24

Anyone seen the vid of Sam's boyfriend kissing his MOTHER ??? YUK ! just watched it on the Mirror .Creepy or what

muddipaws · 08/02/16 - 18:32

I watched her show last night and was shocked to note how controlling her boyfriend was. It was all about what he wanted. I'm glad to hear that when she went into hospital the midwife said that she was asking SAM what she wanted not Paul. I'm sure he is a good dad but my god sam can't do right for wrong. As for kissing his mum that was weird

On a side note she is sadly mistaken that he has helped her get better from Crohn's. If she means cured that's wrong there is no cure. If she means managed better through diet fair play but she must give false hope to sufferers very dangerous

Sorcha_27 · 08/02/16 - 18:45

Sounds like she's chosen another charmer.:(

Microkorg · 08/02/16 - 20:04

Colouring book?

karapote monkey · 08/02/16 - 20:35

muddipaws wrote: »

I watched her show last night and was shocked to note how controlling her boyfriend was. It was all about what he wanted. I'm glad to hear that when she went into hospital the midwife said that she was asking SAM what she wanted not Paul. I'm sure he is a good dad but my god sam can't do right for wrong. As for kissing his mum that was weird

On a side note she is sadly mistaken that he has helped her get better from Crohn's. If she means cured that's wrong there is no cure. If she means managed better through diet fair play but she must give false hope to sufferers very dangerous

I agree. Also, if it wasn't Paul or his mother's weird behaviour that was unsettling the weeping yoga teacher was another oddball. I don't know how Sam's mum kept a straight face 😄

lucyjones76 · 08/02/16 - 21:22

The kiss between him and his mother was uncomfortable viewing.It was really slow and intimate and just looked all kinds of wrong.
He came across as so controlling.And as for telling her to make him beans on toast when she was breastfeeding!
He had no interest in anything..except his mother!

muddipaws · 09/02/16 - 10:19

It was most bizarre, and I saw very little, if any support from him to Sam. I thought what was sad when she was excited purchasing the baby grows, all in white no big deal. She got them home and he didn't like them. So she had to defend him saying "he is particular". Its not about him for goodness sake! Its also about you?

When you start have to defending your BF for things like that, it starts alarm bells ringing for me

The Prumeister · 09/02/16 - 10:28

Looks like she's hooked up with another knuckle dragging numpty who thinks that wimmin are just there to look pritty, innit.

Like attracts like - I mean she's hardly Joan Bakewell.

What was most disturbing were the close ups of her face. She's 24/25 and looks a good 10 years older. Daft mare.

mvloca · 10/02/16 - 11:05

The Prumeister wrote: »

Looks like she's hooked up with another knuckle dragging numpty who thinks that wimmin are just there to look pritty, innit.

Like attracts like - I mean she's hardly Joan Bakewell.

What was most disturbing were the close ups of her face. She's 24/25 and looks a good 10 years older. Daft mare.

Tanning will do that to you.

Leicester_Hunk · 10/02/16 - 16:33

tediouslyrandom wrote: »

In the book, does she confess she's really 35 years old?

Name: Samantha Elizabeth Faiers
Mother's Maiden Surname: Wells
Date of Registration: Feb 1991
Registration district: Havering
Inferred County: Surrey, Greater London, Middlesex, Essex

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