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  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    #52
    TheEricPollard wrote: »
    I'm a virgin, I think I'd quite like a bloke who was hung like a gnat.

    that requires hospitalisation!

    but i didnt think you like blokes at all :confused:
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 17,470
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    #53
    Why all this talk of length? Surely the girth is what really matters?
  • epicurianepicurian Posts: 19,291
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    irishguy wrote: »
    another factor more important to women than size - hygiene!

    (by the way, remember you're american and not supposed to know what 'ironic' means... lets just pretend this didnt happen :P )


    Well, if I used it correctly, it was pure luck... irony being it :p
  • jp761jp761 Posts: 33,417
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    horns wrote: »
    Why all this talk of length? Surely the girth is what really matters?
    True an more important than length to many woman but some greedy gits just want it all :D:D
  • Red+BloodedRed+Blooded Posts: 4,676
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    irishguy wrote: »
    another factor more important to women than size - hygiene!

    (by the way, remember you're american and not supposed to know what 'ironic' means... lets just pretend this didnt happen :P )

    Hygiene, is that like just a quick washin the shower and a squirt with dyodrant.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 225
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    irishguy wrote: »
    another factor more important to women than size - hygiene!

    (by the way, remember you're american and not supposed to know what 'ironic' means... lets just pretend this didnt happen :P )


    She does not appreciate you Irishguy and an american too,doomed to fail! :D
  • TheEricPollardTheEricPollard Posts: 11,582
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    irishguy wrote: »
    that requires hospitalisation!

    but i didnt think you like blokes at all :confused:

    I'm a more gay than straight bisexy. I don't know if I'd ever do a bloke, but if I did I wouldn't mind if he had a tiny cockle, because being a virgin I'm not exactly cavernous. :eek:
  • jp761jp761 Posts: 33,417
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    irishguy wrote: »
    that requires hospitalisation!

    but i didnt think you like blokes at all :confused:
    Eric is a confuseing ds member sometimes. :D
  • TheEricPollardTheEricPollard Posts: 11,582
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    jp761 wrote: »
    Eric is a confuseing ds member sometimes. :D

    I can only apologise. :eek:
  • jp761jp761 Posts: 33,417
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    TheEricPollard wrote: »
    I can only apologise. :eek:
    No worries i still love you :eek::D
  • cavallicavalli Posts: 18,738
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    jp761 wrote: »
    Eric is a confuseing ds member sometimes. :D

    'Member'

    *Sniggers*
  • epicurianepicurian Posts: 19,291
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    Rosi wrote: »
    She does not appreciate you Irishguy and an american too,doomed to fail! :D

    :eek::mad::cry::p:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 225
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    epicurian wrote: »
    :eek::mad::cry::p:D

    Good use of emoticons :yawn:
  • curvybabescurvybabes Posts: 13,223
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    horns wrote: »
    Why all this talk of length? Surely the girth is what really matters?

    that and the moves ... u got it:D:D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 17,470
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    curvybabes wrote: »
    that and the moves ... u got it:D:D

    I know I do. But don't shout, or they'll all want some...
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,091
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    Red+Blooded wrote: »
    Looool, explain.

    What don't you understand?

    Is it where I said - something along the lines of:

    'There's more to making love to a woman (and vice versa) than the pure raw sex.' You can experience it at a psychological level too. You gotta know that right?

    If you need tackle-length reassurance then, go on be brave and just ask her for some.

    What's the worst that could happen? - Your ego takes a knock? ;)
  • curvybabescurvybabes Posts: 13,223
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    horns wrote: »
    I know I do. But don't shout, or they'll all want some...

    ok shhhhhhhhhhh x
  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    TheEricPollard wrote: »
    I'm a more gay than straight bisexy. I don't know if I'd ever do a bloke, but if I did I wouldn't mind if he had a tiny cockle, because being a virgin I'm not exactly cavernous. :eek:

    if someone is a lesbian then they'd be a virgin for life anyway... ummm... unless strap ons are involved... hmm.. i think i'm dragging this thread into filthiness!
  • Red+BloodedRed+Blooded Posts: 4,676
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    YingYang wrote: »
    What don't you understand?

    Is it where I said - something along the lines of:

    'there's more to making love to a woman (and vice versa) than the pure raw sex.' You can experience it both at a psychological level too.

    If you need tackle-length reassurance then, go on be brave and just ask her for some.

    What's the worst that could happen? - Your ego takes a knock? ;)

    Haha, the thread had nothing to do with me being curious or my sex life. I just wanted to know what people thought was to big and what was to small.
  • epicurianepicurian Posts: 19,291
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    Rosi wrote: »
    Good use of emoticons :yawn:



    Thanks. You too. But if you're serious about IG, you'll have to open wider than that. ;)
  • jp761jp761 Posts: 33,417
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    cavalli wrote: »
    'Member'

    *Sniggers*
    I wish you wouldnt take my innocent post out of context :p:D
  • TheEricPollardTheEricPollard Posts: 11,582
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    jp761 wrote: »
    No worries i still love you :eek::D

    yaaay!
    cavalli wrote: »
    'Member'

    *Sniggers*

    tee hee hee!
    irishguy wrote: »
    if someone is a lesbian then they'd be a virgin for life anyway... ummm... unless strap ons are involved... hmm.. i think i'm dragging this thread into filthiness!

    I'm not quite sure how a lesbean loses her virginity, but I'm not quite sure I could get away with calling myself a virgin if I'd had my face in loads of fanjitas (oh, if only)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 225
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    epicurian wrote: »
    Thanks. You too. But if you're serious about IG, you'll have to open wider than that. ;)

    LOL touche!
  • curvybabescurvybabes Posts: 13,223
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    i dont usually reply to stuff like this but your better wi a rabbitt than a tniy cockle thats no gonna be much pleasure for u:yawn:
  • irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    epicurian wrote: »
    Thanks. You too. But if you're serious about IG, you'll have to open wider than that. ;)

    hah compliments now? you must be after something!
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