Trapped farts in my living room chair
Burti
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this might sound silly but it's a true thing I want advice about basically last wednesday I had a bit ok a lot of trapped wind and was farting constantly all evening and because I was on my own I didn't have to be disgreet I just let rip whilst I was sat in my chair watching tv. It was smelly in the room but that didn't matter as I quite like the smell of my farts but the problem is that even though the smell has of course gone from the room every time I sit down and my bottom presses down on the padded cushion bit it releases the smell again from my farts from 4 days ago!!! :eek: the smells all stale and Im embarrassed about when other people sit on it and they'll notice the nasty smell :eek: I even hoovered it but that didn't work :mad:
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He did say "even hoovered it but that didn't work". So once he gets the non-working hoover fixed, your original interpretation will be very close to the truth.
I had no idea such a thing could occur.
Armed with this knowledge, maybe the OP should push the cussion a few times to squeeze it out
Perhaps farty-four times would do.
Don't give up the day job
I was just thinking the same
Check for stains or "hanger ons" and remove accordingly.
It's not just a cushion cushion it's the actual cushion part of the chair so it's not washable as far as I know I don't even know if that would help cause it's like the farty air is caught in the stuffing?????
no there wasn't even any skid markes on my white hipsters so it was just gas for sure
I bet this has what the OP has done. How utterly disgusting.
Does the cushion come off the chair?
:eek:
pmsl!!
Agreed!
Can we have a thread about floaters?