would love John James to tell us what his wishes are..come on John James make a wish list..you never know.wishes can come true..if you wish hard enough.xx
Good morning all.
Don't know why I post that but my Mother told me to always be polite.
I presume I am talking to myself again so good morning to me is what I am really saying. innit.
Lucky Hi. I am a bit puzzled by your post.
Are you saying that I am so crazy that I am awesome,
Or that I am so awesome that I am crazy.
Are you a fan?.
Do you think I am good looking?.
I think you fancy me.
Sorry I don't mean to be a Sunshine.
Well my memory returned at about midnight last night,
Gave me quite a start I can tell you.
There I was sitting there in oblivion and all of a sudden I remembered who I was.
Spooky I can tell you. (well obviously I can tell you, who's going to stop me).
Strange how these things happen isn't it.
There is a saying about that ,do you know it.
"There are more things in heaven and earth than you have ever dreamed" or "Stranger than fiction."
One of them anyway. I forget which one.
Oh come on !!!!.
Just because I remember my name it doesn't mean I remember EVERYTHING.
My God people have such high expectations of people like me for some strange reason.
Stranger than fiction is right.
When you think of it seriously though (the saying stranger than fiction),
its obvious that it cant be stranger than fact can it.
All these sayings that some numbnut thought up
are soooo pretentious I think.
I would like to meet the person responsible and
bitch slap them.
Metaphorically of course, I am not a violent person. Honest !!.
Hang on a minute , just having a suck on my appendage.( go wash your mind out).
That's better.
So nice not to have **** ash dropping everywhere but in the ashtray.
Even worse so nice not to have a ciggie burning away to nothing whilst you type.
I have wasted more ciggies that way than I care to say.
Watched BB last night.
What a bunch.
Don't like any of them including Sam.
As for the twins :eek::eek::eek: Our mum don't lie. I know she does , she told them they are funny.
Of course we all do , well I did.
Lied to my kids at least once a day.
Report me to social services I dare you.:p
Mums have to lie.
Tell them they are such a good boy , when in reality they are being a right brat.
Father Christmas, Tooth fairy, Easter Bunny etc for example.
Where would Mums be without a bit of lying.
Institutionalised most likely.
Dads lie too though.
Usually to the Mum ( well in my case it was).
Not that they get away with it for long .
We always suss them out in the end. (well I did , TWICE !!).
Oooh getting a bit too serious now.
Lets change the subject.
Nothing much going on in my life at the moment.
Got an ugly Postie AND an ugly milkie now.
Of course they are both enarmoured with me, but
you know me, only pretty boys count.
I refuse to lower my standards just because I am nearly 27yrs old (cough cough choke)
If you cant have the best forget the rest
is my motto. (Sigh Luca, Such a shame he wanted his cake and eat it.
Not with me unfortunately).
I am thinking of going on a new mission.
I went on one a few weeks ago but I cant tell you about it
as it was classified as top secret.
I will tell you about it in 2 yrs time if not sooner, I promise.
It was rough I will tell you. Took so many for the team I nearly died.
But as usual, I bore it all with courage and fortitude.
You Know me. :D
Well I am off now .
Daughter coming to boss me about for a couple of hours.
Have done nothing yet housework (ooh I said it, dirty dirty word) wise , so
I am in for it. I bet.
Just quickly flick a duster around before she gets here.
See you all (ha ha ) tomorrow (if daughter does not confiscate my lappy).
Would not put it past her to try, not that she would succeed. I should cocoa.
love to Johnny James and Josie
love to all true JJJers everywhere. ...........................Shem xx
shem you are a star, been to hospital, and never felt a thing, last time i nearly jumped out of my chair,didnt look that good my carbon dioxide levels are 6, and thats border line high
well, been up all night, daughter and grandaughter slept here, daughter has snored since 4 oclock.
hav had x5 episodes of sickness, and lots of anxiety, not moving all day hadabout 3 hours sleep
I cant stay long today as I have a workman here.
He is not bad looking so I might treat him to some tea and biscuits every hour.
I might even give him a slice of my very nice, very expensive, chocolate cake my daughter brought in for me yesterday.
It is delicious.
Well worth getting bossed about if she brings in goodies like that.
Boss away girl.
Why you say, cant I stay very long just because I have workman here.
Coz he wont stop yapping and I cant concentrate.
He has already told me half his life story and he has only been here 15 minutes.
Hang on I just have to reply to him .
What to I don't know as I was concentrating on my keyboard.
Comments
stay cool.xx
Don't know why I post that but my Mother told me to always be polite.
I presume I am talking to myself again so good morning to me is what I am really saying. innit.
Are you saying that I am so crazy that I am awesome,
Or that I am so awesome that I am crazy.
Are you a fan?.
Do you think I am good looking?.
I think you fancy me.
Sorry I don't mean to be a Sunshine.
Gave me quite a start I can tell you.
There I was sitting there in oblivion and all of a sudden I remembered who I was.
Spooky I can tell you. (well obviously I can tell you, who's going to stop me).
There is a saying about that ,do you know it.
"There are more things in heaven and earth than you have ever dreamed" or "Stranger than fiction."
One of them anyway. I forget which one.
Just because I remember my name it doesn't mean I remember EVERYTHING.
My God people have such high expectations of people like me for some strange reason.
Stranger than fiction is right.
its obvious that it cant be stranger than fact can it.
All these sayings that some numbnut thought up
are soooo pretentious I think.
I would like to meet the person responsible and
bitch slap them.
Metaphorically of course, I am not a violent person. Honest !!.
That's better.
So nice not to have **** ash dropping everywhere but in the ashtray.
Even worse so nice not to have a ciggie burning away to nothing whilst you type.
I have wasted more ciggies that way than I care to say.
What a bunch.
Don't like any of them including Sam.
As for the twins :eek::eek::eek: Our mum don't lie. I know she does , she told them they are funny.
Of course we all do , well I did.
Lied to my kids at least once a day.
Report me to social services I dare you.:p
Tell them they are such a good boy , when in reality they are being a right brat.
Father Christmas, Tooth fairy, Easter Bunny etc for example.
Where would Mums be without a bit of lying.
Institutionalised most likely.
Usually to the Mum ( well in my case it was).
Not that they get away with it for long .
We always suss them out in the end. (well I did , TWICE !!).
Lets change the subject.
Nothing much going on in my life at the moment.
Got an ugly Postie AND an ugly milkie now.
Of course they are both enarmoured with me, but
you know me, only pretty boys count.
If you cant have the best forget the rest
is my motto. (Sigh Luca, Such a shame he wanted his cake and eat it.
Not with me unfortunately).
I went on one a few weeks ago but I cant tell you about it
as it was classified as top secret.
I will tell you about it in 2 yrs time if not sooner, I promise.
It was rough I will tell you. Took so many for the team I nearly died.
But as usual, I bore it all with courage and fortitude.
You Know me.
Daughter coming to boss me about for a couple of hours.
Have done nothing yet housework (ooh I said it, dirty dirty word) wise , so
I am in for it. I bet.
Just quickly flick a duster around before she gets here.
See you all (ha ha ) tomorrow (if daughter does not confiscate my lappy).
Would not put it past her to try, not that she would succeed. I should cocoa.
love to Johnny James and Josie
love to all true JJJers everywhere. ...........................Shem xx
hav had x5 episodes of sickness, and lots of anxiety, not moving all day hadabout 3 hours sleep
Sue so sorry to hear you are not feeling well again.
Get some rest today and try to catch up on some sleep wont you.
He is not bad looking so I might treat him to some tea and biscuits every hour.
I might even give him a slice of my very nice, very expensive, chocolate cake my daughter brought in for me yesterday.
It is delicious.
Well worth getting bossed about if she brings in goodies like that.
Boss away girl.
Coz he wont stop yapping and I cant concentrate.
He has already told me half his life story and he has only been here 15 minutes.
Hang on I just have to reply to him .
What to I don't know as I was concentrating on my keyboard.